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How do you say?  Excessive sweating explosion? No?

Celebrity Sweating loves that this ten kilo-ton sweating bomb, which is obviously more powerful that what we thought was humanly possible, is also wearing a gold chain topped by the thug haircut.  Really good look there Walter Pandiani.  Poor Walter, you can’t be to hard on a guy named Walter…

Soccer, who understands it.  Hardly anything ever happens and these overpaid playboys cheat and act their way into winning games all the time.  Sweaty dude is sweaty.

By the way, we’re back.  Sorry for the hiatus, we were working on our gangster rap careers. Okay, fine, it was interpretive dance, and it made us feel whole inside.  You shut that filthy mouth of yours!

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William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs

Sweaty William H. Macy is an artist, proof below:

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Last year in January, William H. Macy replaced sweaty Jeremy Piven in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow on Broadway.  As to current projects, you can look for him in House of Re-Animator (2010), The President of the United States (2010), and A Single Shot (2011).

Indeed, a great character actor.  Don’t yeah know?

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Mel Gibson Sweating Crazy Old Man and Horny Catfish Woods

If you want to sweat too much and be in shock for the rest of the day, read on dear reader (both of Mel Gibson’s rants follow ahead)….

The following phrase will be famous in relationship therapy circles as a tour de force of romantic passion:

“You should just smile and blow me, because I deserve it!”

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More sweaty passion of the Mel Gibson.  We just don’t get the hate?  Why the hate?  Stay focused on the girl Mel, when hating, stay focused!

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Let this be a warning to all beautiful Russian women, don’t date the guy that gets tortured in almost all of his movies.  Or the guy that makes a two hour  sweaty torture movie about Jesus Christ.  Yeah, he’s probably not to healthy in the sanity department.

For your viewing pleasure, Christian Bale and sweaty Mel Gibson go at it!

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Megan Fox Sweaty Boobs Can't Save Her Career

You might be reading and hearing her Hollywood diarrhea mouth spouting all kinds meaningless actress interview dribble, such as:

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Megan Fox: More Sweaty Boob Modeling

That some major high school trash talk right there.  The Hitler comparison, really?  Really?

Megan Fox: 3rd Picture in Her Sweaty Boobs Series

Sweaty Megan Fox, it was nice seeing you on the big screen, good luck with the career now that you’ve made it very public that you’re both hard to work with and a train wreck off set.  What a wonderful combination for a long career in Hollywood (sarcasm).

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Megan Fox is a Sweaty Cherry

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Sweaty Gerard Butler in the Greek Exploitation Film 300

Sweaty Faced Gerard Butler at ComicCon

You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the wrong choices, and still be rich.  God bless America.  It really makes you excessively sweaty just thinking about it.Look at this gloating bastard, just look at that sweaty face…

Gerard Butler, you’re about as memorable as a zit in sixth grade, really, what is your thing?  Who are you?  Why are you famous?  Just go away already, you’ve failed.

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Keith Flint Sweating Out Flames

Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire…

Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’.

However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects with Aim4 by FLINT. FLINT‘s debut album “Device #1″ was cancelled before its release.

Not too much of  a fire starter with the hits, eh governor?  The sweaty Prodigy entertainer is currently dating Japanese DJ Mayumi Kai.  All the sweaty dorks love asian girls!  Who doesn’t however?

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Jessica Alba with Excited Sweaty Cleavage

Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act…

Jessica Alba with More Excited Sweaty Cleavage

So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent.

Jessica Alba Pleasantly Sweat at the Scream Awards

Sweaty Jessica Alba, the right amount of minority at the right time!  We kid, there’s no such thing as the right amount of minority, just ask Arizonians!  Is there the right amount of sweating?  Yes!  Jessica Alba, you’re the pits of acting, but you’re great with the sweat glow!

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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Thank you?  Okay, what else is there left to say?  Is there more Jessica Simpson nipple slip sweating?  Yes!  There’s more!

Ah, the gods of sweating, you have not forsaken us!

It's a Tough Job, But We Have to Report On ALL Sweating

Sweaty Jessica Simpson,  you’re so good at… well, being Jessica Simpson!  Go you!

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Nick Nolte Excessive Sweating with Fantastic Style

Why we love sweaty Nick Nolte?  Man, because he’s the edge  yo.  Dude.  DUDE!

Back in September of 2002,  Nick Nolte checked himself before he wrecked himself, into the Silver Hill Hospital in Connecticut for some sort of famous person therapy.   This is of course after the perspiration drenched actor was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving in Malibu.  Drug tests later shown that he was under the influence of GHB, the “date rape” drug.  Nick Nolte commented about the club drug by saying:

“been taking it for four years and I’ve never been raped”

Indeed, indeed Nick Nolte…

Nick Nolte Zombie Sweating, Got Brains?

And as a reminder, we’re including the life-affirming horror that is Gary Busey.  Enjoy, but enjoy in small quantities:

Gary Busey Sweat-Inducing Fright

Are you sweating?  It’s really just too hilarious!

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Excessively Sweaty Owen Wilson

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.

But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat.  Who cares  about range when you have consistency?  Who cares about sweating?  We do.

So really, keep doing what your doing, Mr. Owen Wilson, it’s vaguely entertaining and somewhat comforting in a flatter-your-own-intelligence-like-way, exactly like a Wes Anderson movie, except without the antique but colorful palette.

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Does Owen Wilson Nose About His Excessive Sweat?

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If Sweat Could Talk, Mario Would Have a Real Career

Sweaty Mario Lopez, otherwise known in his female form as, Camila Alves, is a Hollywood phenomenon know as the the mega-attractive cable host with zero personality.  Somehow, someway, for some unexplainable reason, somebody gave both of them their own show to host.  Isn’t that cute?  It’s like giving a baby a laptop or George W. Bush the presidency.

And seriously, Camila Alves?  Celebrity baby dispenser Camila Alves?  Host of Shear Genius?  What?  Does Matthew McConaughey really have that kind of power or are the people at Bravo all retarded elves?  Either answer is tremendously frightening on an unimaginable scale, really makes us sweat.

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A.C. Slater All Grown-Up and Extra Sweaty!

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A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar

Sweating done right?  We think so.

Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier

Sweaty Reese Witherspoon in these so-called postmodern times has joined the club of celebrities with wares to hawk. In this case, she’s joined the stinking club, celebrities with signature fragrances.  Reese Witherspoon has teamed up with Avon to create a new perfume called “In Bloom.”  Does it smell like Reese Witherspoon movie sweat?  Time will tell…  What does Reese say?

“It was a unique experience for me because I had no idea what goes into making perfumes. I thought you just pick a fragrance and it’s easy. But there were all these different levels of creating a scent that were new to me, but really fun and exciting.”

Faces of Sweat, the Unrated Edition

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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

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One degree away from Ed Hardy, John Mayer Excessive Perspiration

On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag):

“I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

On going out with african american women:

“My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

Can you believe this guy?  Really?  Only a guy who makes music for insecure teenage girls could be so  unbelievably retarded.

On people and eliticism in general (expanding the boundaries of being a douche bag):

“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s ok though, because I’ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation… so when I meet someone who’s an 8-color type… I’m like, ‘hey girl, magenta!’ and she’s like, ‘oh, you mean purple!’ and she goes off on her purple thing, and I’m like, ‘no – I want magenta!’”

Talking about Pakistani Comedian Kumail Nanjiani:

“He looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy.”

On working up a sweat and getting himself off:

“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

Talking about Obama winning The Nobel Peace Prize:

“What’s he going to do, send it back? It’s like I’m getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone’s thinking I’ve got a nine-inch cock. I’m not going to argue with them, I’m going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.”

Philosophizing about falling in love:

“Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”

What he said to Perez Hilton:

“I will fuck you in the mouth to shut you up. You are not wilder than me.”

On having feelings:

“Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.”

What really bugs us about perspiration tits John Mayer is the pretension.  It’s like he’s torturing a writing staff of midgets in order to sound smart and quirky, when he’s just your average lame white guy with connections who can play the guitar.  We just don’t know how you don’t collapse in on yourself from your immense sucking, you vortex of bland nothingness.

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John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something

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Alec Baldwin Excessive Sweating Enough for All Baldwins

“Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my shirt.  How do you like those apples?”

Watch the pure spectacle and art that is a younger, less sweaty, Alec Baldwin kicking ass and taking names in Glengarry Glen Ross:

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Alec Baldwin talking about comedy, Jerry Seinfeld, Tracy Morgan and Kim Jong-il all at once!  Hilarious…

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Here, below are some more Alec Baldwin excessive sweating events, enjoy:

Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Sweating and Swearing, Alec Baldwin Smiles, Hiding the Ferocious Terror Within

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Sweaty Danny Bonaduce: The Ed Hardy Demographic

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!

“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”

In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the movie is uncanny).

Excessive sweating in pink, so manly.

We don’t know too much about Danny Bonaduce, besides he smells of douche, but we do know that he’s some sort of rabid Republican, which turns up the douche bag meter by quite a bit.

Leaky boobs Danny Bonaduce loves to be a guest on political shows.  He is, of course, a strong supporter of capital punishment and a strong military.

On Fox News, or faux news, sweaty Bonaduce stated that Jane Fonda should have been murdered for treason for her role in support of the Vietnamese authorities during the Vietnam War.  He also stated on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country saying:

“Personally I think at this point if anyone had a rope thick enough, I think that Rosie should be strung up for treason.”

Ever classy Danny Bonaduce is referring to Rosie O’Donnell.  Sweaty Danny Bonaduce is really committed to be a douche bag.  True Hollywood Story.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Screen Actors Guild Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).

Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the seemingly classy and mysterious art girl.  The sort of screen girl you bring home to the fictional uptight parents.  You know, because she’s cute and knows more about 19th century literature than you do.

Back in 2008, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow shed her indie cred and appeared in Iron Man as Pepper Potts, the main character Stark’s closest friend, budding love interest, and business partner after Pepper replaced Obadiah Stane as CEO of Stark Industries.

Gwyneth Paltrow was hesitant to appear in a comic book action film, but she was convinced by Republican actor (there are so few in Hollywood you really have to make note), Robert Downey Jr., the star, and director Jon Favreau.  Sweaty Paltrow recalled a conversation with Downey, saying:

“Robert called me and he said, ‘This is gonna be fun, and this is gonna be good.’ And then he said to me, ‘Don’t you want to be in a movie that people see?’ And I was like, ‘Whoa! What would that feel like?’ And he’s right. Moviemaking is not supposed to be a masturbatory exercise; it’s supposed to be shared by other people.”

Tell that to Pee Wee Herman!  Oh Gwyneth, did you really have to reproduce with Coldplay?

A Face Only a Makeup Counter Would Love: Gwyneth Paltrow Face Excessive Sweating

Perspiring Gwyneth Paltrow is set to be in the sequel to Iron Man, the cleverly named,  Iron Man 2. As to her man, Chris Martin, check the link below for Chris Martin excessive sweating.

All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

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Excessive Sweating Hilary Swank, On a Casting for the Next Terminator?

“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner?

Sweaty Hilary Swank has made some bad movies (The Next Karate Kid, Emelia Earhart, etc.) and some amazing ones (Boys Don’t Cry, Million Dollar Baby, etc.)…  And she’s still going strong, as the methodic actor, sweaty Hilary Swank, is set to make a new version of Intimate Strangers.  The  ”actor, not a celebrity” (quote by Hilary Swank), is also currently set up to play the lead role and producer for a film based on John Marks novel Fangland, reportedly going to be directed by John Carpenter.  Sounds like a scary sweat-fest!

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Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating

Eva Mendes Sweating for Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein always knows how to pick his sweaty models, as there aren’t too many substances hotter than wet with perspiration, Eva Mendes.

And no, it’s not Latino week at Celebrity Sweating… We just had to do a positive sweaty Latino story to balance things out in the perspiration Universe (just a sweaty coincidence) with yesterday’s Marc Anthony sweat attack.

Eva Mendes Hot Sex-Appeal Perspiration

Sweat, it can be a real thing of beauty, when used for the greater good…  For the benefit of sweaty society at large.  Amen sweaty brothers and sisters, amen.

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King of Sweating: Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever…

Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take that gives us the Richard Simmons positive perspiration experience.

Richard Simmons might be the gayest active element in the universe, but he could easily power the Death Star with his all persuasive healthy-happiness energy.

It’s amazing that he’s been so popular for the last thirty or so years.  It just goes to show you can’t stop a singularly unique personality.

Just harness the power of sweaty Richard Simmons and you’ll be a millionaire!  Or a Richard Simmons replacement.

What’s really incredible about sweating star Richard Simmons is that for all his aerobic exercising, he really doesn’t look the part of Mr. Fitness.  He’s not particularly skinny or muscular.

We’re sure he’s fit on the inside however and we absolutely adore Richard Simmons in all of his flaming Jewish glory.  What’s not to love about the guy who blows up the clip below?

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Alicia Keys Concert Sweating

Girlfriend cant excessive sweat!Oil spill on your sweaty love hills!  Unnatural disaster!

Alicia Keys Concert Boob Sweating

Sweaty Alicia Keys will of course come out with her fourth album this month (December 15th), calling it “The Element of Freedom.”  Fascinating title, not.  The lead song from the album, appropriately titled “Doesn’t Mean Anything,” can be watched below, where you can decide for yourself:

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Totally forgettable.  A nice adult contemporary beat, non-offensive lyrics that are meaningless and overly repetitive, it’ll be a huge hit in the nursing homes!  You can totally see grandma bumping and grinding and working up a sweat to this one.

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Hugh Jackman Sweating Grunting Man Sweating

Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual…  You almost have to wonder.

However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.

Hey buddy, I know you’re trying to be extra-heterosexual, but get some antiperspirant for that excessively sweaty armpit, you rugged individualist  you!  You sweaty australian import you!

The sweating manimal looks good on a cover, no? How do you say in your country?  How many beards can a man have?  Only sweaty Hugh Jackman really knows how man beards a man can have.

Hugh Jackman Tough Guy Cover Sweating

Perspiration armpits, Hugh Jackman, is of course, married to Deborra-Lee Furness. The celebrity couple met on Correlli, which is Australian television series.

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