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Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer

Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo?  Is it goth?  Who knows…  But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster.  We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night [...]
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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man

We kid, we kid.  Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man.  Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the  young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape… Ryan [...]
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen. Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, [...]
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands. [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and [...]
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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts

Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim? Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and Mr. Shatner were at [...]
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Slippery When Excessive Sweating: Marisa Miller is one Sexy Exxon Valdez

Sweaty Marisa Bertetta, now known as Marisa Miller, is from Southern California, Santa Cruz to be exact. Of course, if you’re a male (or a certain kind of lesbian), you know her well, perhaps too well. This barbie made to look excessively sweaty has had an amazing 2008, we see good things for 2009 for [...]
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Ryan Seacrest is an Ocean of Excessive Sweating

In a not so metrosexual moment, sweaty Ryan Seacrest drenches his entire shirt with tons of sweat. There’s only one tiny area that isn’t drenched with metrosexual sweating. We never liked American Idol, there’s just something slightly fascist about watching people who should know better, embarrass themselves while working up a heavy sweat singing stereotypical [...]
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs

Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while [...]
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure? There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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When Harry Met Sweaty, The Perspiration and Makeup Chaos of Meg Ryan’s Face

Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan? Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]
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Lou Ferrigno Excessive Nipple Sweating Make Hulk Cry

Hey kids, take your steroids and one day your man-tits will ooze with excessive perspiration straight from the tap, the tip, or even the nip. Nippy Sweaty Lou Ferrigno looks good at the premier for the new The Incredible Hulk, except, well, you know, for those pesky sweating stains emanating from the most masculine area [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so we’re not going to [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep writing [...]
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Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were. Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin Tarantino [...]
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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night

Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below: Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess

Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
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Che Magazine Makes Us Really Sweaty with Their Perspiration Fetish Ad

Ché Magazine has been sexing things up with their sweaty and alluring excessive sweat inducing advertisements. Ché Magazine, unlike it’s namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men’s magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who’s complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Eva Longoria’s Perspiring Stardom Sweats it Out on the Spanish Beaches

Walking and breathing proof that celebrities are mostly boring people, sweaty, beach-loving, Eva Longoria or Eva Longoria Parker, spends some time perspiring on the beaches of Spain. Looking like your average, skinny attractive girl, Eva Longoria got some hot, sweating, pics taken. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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