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Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 18, 2008
We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2008
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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Tom Hanks Destined to Sweat Away in Suburbia

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 24, 2008
Hairline-challenged, super-actor Tom Hanks gushes sweat in a bike ride around what is seemingly suburbia. Sweaty Tom hanks has been involved to this date in 18 films that have grossed over 100 million, bringing his total to around the 3.3 billion dollar amount. We’re perspiring heavily just thinking about that number. Link or Bookmark to: [...]
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The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 15, 2008
We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough [...]
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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

By Excessive Sweating | Published: December 29, 2007
Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years. Look at that glimmering six-pack, you [...]
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Little Richard Sweats Like a Big Dick Cheney

By Excessive Sweating | Published: November 29, 2007
We couldn’t help giving this post any other title, afterall, Mr. Cheny is the biggest sweaty Dick of them all, and Little Richard or Richard Wayne Penniman, with hyperhidrosis or without, helped start modern music as we all know, love and hate it. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

By Excessive Sweating | Published: November 21, 2007
We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven [...]
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Shannon Elizabeth Fades and Sweats Slowly Away in the Poker Circuit

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 26, 2007
Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera. We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Broken David Beckham Sweats the Galaxy

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 24, 2007
Is this 31 year old, Spice Girl impregnating stud, worth $25,000,000 over five years? Business wise, globally, probably yes. On the field, who cares? We prefer the sweaty violence and speed of American Football. Soccer’s just a lot of flirting and no scoring (kind of like an MIT mixer), and a lot of sweaty acting [...]
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Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 21, 2007
Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
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Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 13, 2007
We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame… According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning in pop [...]
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Excessively Sweating Andy Dick Lives Up to the Name and Makes Out with Midwestern Boys

By Excessive Sweating | Published: August 29, 2007
Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of no [...]
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