Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Comedian Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-mess-has-new-mascot-in-george-w-bush http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-mess-has-new-mascot-in-george-w-bush#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:04:45 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=715 Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let a rich boy loser who’s failed at absolutely everything lead the country for 8 long, retarded years. Look on at what the presidency has become, a drunken mess that’s destroyed our economy, killed hundreds of thousands of people and tarnished the United States reputation around the world. A drunken clown cowboy presidency sweating away in China… Checking out the babes, as people lose their homes around the country.

Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics

Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics

Hey baby, y’ know, I’m the president, that’s right. Yeah, I forgot to wear the old antiperspirant today, whatta y’now? Y’know, if you donna cooperate, I can send your whole family to Gitmo.

Sweaty Old Man Pervert George W Bush

Sweaty Old Man Pervert George W Bush

Excessive Sweating George W Bush is the worst president in the history of the United States and yet, he just keeps getting worse… How does one sleep at night knowing that you’ve basically destroyed a whole country, displaced millions of people, and killed hundreds of thousands just for some ridiculously unfair oil contracts for your oil buddies and friends in the war profiteering business.

It gives us all hyperhidrosis just thinking about the damn rotten moron (George W Bush that is). It also makes us cringe that our athletes had to entertain this sweaty drunken oaf while they competed for gold. They train for years and then have to deal with bumbling perspiring idiot extraordinaire during one the most important times of their lives…

Excessive Sweating George W Bush Gets Familiar Drunken Olympic Idiot George W Bush Sweaty Old Man George W Bush Perving at the Beach George W Bush Sweats Like He's Worked a Day in His Life Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics Sweaty Old Man Pervert George W Bush Sweaty George W Bush Acting His Old Drunken Self in Front of the World

Getting sweaty drunk in front of your wife and daughter as the President of the United States while the whole world watches. Priceless. For everything else, there’s Dick Cheney.

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-mess-has-new-mascot-in-george-w-bush/feed 2 Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals http://www.celebritysweating.com/perspiring-woody-allen-sweat-glands-still-work-for-everything-else-theres-pharmaceuticals http://www.celebritysweating.com/perspiring-woody-allen-sweat-glands-still-work-for-everything-else-theres-pharmaceuticals#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:00:15 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=514 Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits.

Perspiring Woody Allen Excessive Sweating Armpit

The question concerning the very sweaty, very jewish phenomenon of Woody Allen is that now that he and Soon-Yi Previn are married with two adopted daughters, will Woody leave Soon-Yi when those two daughters are ready to harvest?

We kid, we kid, we love sweaty pits Woody Allen and would wreck any home for him as well. The dude kind of rocks, and his movies, most of them, are amazing. And some day, we’ll want some young pretty little young adult to jump-start the last of our days. We understand Woody, but put some antiperspirant on, you’re no spring chicken.

Public Excessive Sweating Woody Allen

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/perspiring-woody-allen-sweat-glands-still-work-for-everything-else-theres-pharmaceuticals/feed 0 The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet http://www.celebritysweating.com/the-kind-of-funny-jack-black-excessive-sweats-the-red-carpet http://www.celebritysweating.com/the-kind-of-funny-jack-black-excessive-sweats-the-red-carpet#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:00:52 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=512 Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy perspiring oaf that is you…

Excessive Sweating Jack Black

Oh look, we’re exporting sweating comedy bombs to Australia!

Ah, sweaty Jack black, you do however have many a redeeming performance, first there’s of course, your band, Tenacious D, secondly, the movie, School of Rock, and lastly, countless other small performances here and there on TV and in movies.

Does it all balance out, yeah, we guess… Sometimes we just like to hate on someone, usually someone really sweaty, but Jack Black, you’re just alright, and we can live with that.

Now if we found out you’re a greedy, little boy molesting Republican, well, we’ll start the hate machine up real fast…

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/the-kind-of-funny-jack-black-excessive-sweats-the-red-carpet/feed 2 Excessive Sweating Steve Martin Sweats Like a Grandpa on To Catch a Predator http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-steve-martin-sweats-like-a-grandpa-on-to-catch-a-predator http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-steve-martin-sweats-like-a-grandpa-on-to-catch-a-predator#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 07:45:44 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=463 Old-timer, sweaty Steve Martin used to be a wild and crazy guy, now you can catch him sweating his days out in suburbia. But don’t get us wrong, sweating Steve Martin is a class act, all the way, and consistently charming, even when perspiring, wet and funky. In college he majored in philosophy and even considered following a career in the logic arts:

If you’re studying geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

Steve Martin All Sweaty and Old

The guy sweats a lot, but is a major collector of art and always has something interesting to say, Steve Martin is a sweaty classic.

What if you threw a party, and it was actually your wedding? Steve Martin did just that, and his sweaty, hairy friend Robin Williams didn’t show up because he was too busy to attend just a party. The following is some sincere Steve Martin greatness…

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And King Tut, more sweaty Steve Martin zen, may he never perspire.

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]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/excessive-sweating-steve-martin-sweats-like-a-grandpa-on-to-catch-a-predator/feed 0 Fashion-Challenged Billy Connolly Sweats Above the Kilt http://www.celebritysweating.com/fashion-challenged-billy-connolly-sweats-above-the-kilt http://www.celebritysweating.com/fashion-challenged-billy-connolly-sweats-above-the-kilt#comments Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:02:03 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/01/26/fashion-challenged-billy-connolly-sweats-above-the-kilt Are old, rabid, angry and sweaty Scotsmen funny? If they’re excessive armpit sweating Billy Connolly they sometimes are.

Two guys are talking and one says to the other: “What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?” The other one says, “I’d sh*g everything that moved…What would you do?” And he says, “I’d stand perfectly still.”

Fashion-Challenged Billy Connolly Sweats Above the Kilt

We’d stay dead still, but we’d sweat a little (that’s because we’re kinda sluts).

Sweaty Billy Connelly on reality TV and well, stupidity:

Celebrity Sweating agrees with Mr. Connolly (indeed, trim the herd!). Billy is a wise man, check out his thoughts on Bill Gates…We cried, laughed and sweat out pure joy…

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