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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Minnie Driver Wishes to Have More Celebrity Minnies!Celebrity mom, Minnie Driver recently had an interview with Times Online and opened up about motherhood and her desire for more celebrity kids. The new mom shared that: “Growing up, I thought I’d have at least five kids. I’m surprised I have only one; I really want more.” Minnie Driver just recently gave birth to a [...] […]
- Britney Spears’ Boys Wave Goodbye!Pop icon, and phoenix of sorts, celebrity mom, Britney Spears, and her mommy, Lynne Spears, were on their way to Los Angeles to get some work done. While Britney’s two boys, 4-year-old Sean Preston and 3-year-old Jayden James (Britney Spears does have good taste in celebrity baby names), waved goodbye to mommy Britney and grandma [...] […]
- Jennifer Garner and Her Cute as a Button Daughter, Violet!Jennifer Garner and mini-Jennifer Garner, her little baby Violet, are the image of joy and sunshine! Jennifer Garner and her cute mini look-a-like Violet were spotted in Santa Monica. The adorable celebrity pair were skipping happily down the street and then stopped by a little shop to pick up some snacks for their daytime adventures. Celebrity baby [...] […]
- Joey Fatone Opens Up About Baby Kloey!N’Sync all grown up! And celebrity parenting! Former N’ Sync singer, Joey Fatone, has recently opened up with his feelings about his newest joy, little celebrity baby Kloey. Joey Fatone shared recently with In Touch: “She’s doing great. It’s crazy, she’s growing right before my eyes.” The celebrity baby girl was born in January and has a [...] […]
- Matthew McConaughey Enjoys Corn in the Big Apple!We always thought that Matthew McConaughey was corny, now we have the evidence to prove it! Hollywood hunk, Matthew McConaughey, and his adorable wifey, Camila Alves, were spotted in the Big Apple with their two celebrity kids. Little 20-month-old Levi was chowing down some corn on the cob with celebrity mom and pa outside of Cafe [...] […]
- Matt Damon and His Baby Girls Love the Big AppleJason Bourne, Matt Damon, loves Manhattan. The megastar has relocated from Miami sometime last year and says that the rest of his family, including his wife Luciana Barrrosa and their baby girls don’t plan on leaving New York any time soon. Celebrity father, Matt Damon says of his stepdaughter Alexia who’s 11, and his own daughters [...] […]
- Paz Vega Pregnant with Third Baby!The real star of Spanglish, Paz Vega is pregnant! Paz Vega and her husband Orson Salazar dished recently that they’re expecting their third celebrity baby, due in September! They really weren’t expecting another child even though they said that they were into a bigger family, saying: “It’s a surprise…This baby came a bit soon, but we’re [...] […]
- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!A-lister star and super celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie, was seen with her adorable daughter Shiloh, and the rest of the world-famous celebrity family, smiling away in Venice, Italy. This family is so cute! The smiley family was on their way to a children’s party on Sunday. Angelina and little 3 1/2-year-old Shiloh met up with celebrity [...] […]
- Naomi Watts Sans Stroller with SashaWhen angels piggyback! Cutest picture ever! Celebrity mom, Naomi Watts is carrying Sasha in such an effortless way, it’s totally angelic. Sasha looks just a wee bit tired as he’s hitching a ride on his famous mom’s back, on March 8th in Manhattan. The pair were also with Sasha’s little baby brother Kai, who’s one [...] […]
- Jenna Elfman Has a 2nd Celebrity Baby BoyCelebrity mom and actress Jenna Elfman has really good timing… In comedy, you sort of have to, it’s like a given. So when Scientologist, Jenna Elfman got pregnant, it was literally perfect, because her character on her hit show Accidentally on Purpose is, of course, also pregnant. Fast forward to now, her character, Billie, is just [...] […]
- Minnie Driver Wishes to Have More Celebrity Minnies!
Category Archives: Corporate Perspiration
Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife
Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).
What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]
Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us
The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as [...]
GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops
What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s [...]
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?
The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?).
The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for [...]
Celebrity Sweating the Badly Photoshopped YouTube Video?
Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos?
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Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem
Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over [...]
Sweaty Sweatshops Galore: 2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame!