Archive for the 'Corporate Perspiration' Category
Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife
0 Comments Published by admin July 15th, 2008 in Campaign Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Fred Thompson Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Stress Sweating.Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).
What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]
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Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us
0 Comments Published by admin July 5th, 2008 in Ass Sweating, Booty Sweat, Bottled Celebrity Sweat, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Product Tie-In Sweating, Sweat Product.The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as [...]
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GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops
0 Comments Published by admin October 30th, 2007 in Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Gap Child Labor Sweating, Sweatshop Sweating.What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s [...]
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?
0 Comments Published by admin October 17th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Corporate Perspiration, Excessive Sweating Advertising, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Face Sweating, Fashion Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Legs, Sweaty Rape Chic, Sweaty Sex, Sweaty Sex Smell.The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?).
The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for [...]
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Celebrity Sweating the Badly Photoshopped YouTube Video?
0 Comments Published by admin August 10th, 2007 in Badly Photoshopped Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, YouTube Excessive Sweating.Yeah, so we found this little gem of a DIY excessive sweating product promotional video on YouTube. The concept, Celebrity Sweating, was rather, how do you say in your country? Déjà vu oui? Familiar yes? We were like, why haven’t we made one of these Celebrity Sweating videos?
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Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem
3 Comments Published by admin March 29th, 2007 in Angry Nerd Ape Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Microsoft CEO Sweat, Nerd Sweating, Steve Ballmer Perspiration.Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over [...]
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