Category Archives: Corporate Sweating

Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 21, 2010
Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana?  Anyone?). So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell. Enter sweaty Demi Lovato.  Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired.  A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated [...]
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Sweaty Sweatshops Galore: 2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: November 20, 2009
What’s more sweaty than sweatshops?  Third World exploitation is an old story, but more and more, it’s apparent that labor exploitation is tied to all the other problems that could finish off the human race in complicated and sometimes obvious ways (labor exploitation is related to oppressive regimes, careless environmental exploitation, etc.)… Why do we [...]
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Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 15, 2008
Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear). What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty old dude [...]
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Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 5, 2008
The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as a joke, but [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 2, 2008
China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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Sweaty Panic in the Armpits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 11, 2008
Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and thus [...]
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GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 30, 2007
What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s a [...]
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