Archive for the 'Corporate Sweating' Category
Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife
0 Comments Published by admin July 15th, 2008 in Campaign Sweating, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Fred Thompson Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Stress Sweating.Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).
What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty [...]
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Booty Sweat for the Excessive Ass in All of Us
0 Comments Published by admin July 5th, 2008 in Ass Sweating, Booty Sweat, Bottled Celebrity Sweat, Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Crotch Sweating, Product Tie-In Sweating, Sweat Product.The world of sweaty satire is getting so complex that movies about actors in movies set in a real war zone sell fake products that are in the real movie… Confused? Sweaty? Well, Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder has a perspiration-based product tie-in called Booty Sweat, that first started out as [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News
1 Comment Published by admin June 2nd, 2008 in Chinese Bottled Dog Sweat, Corporate Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, International Sweating, London Underground Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweaty Armpits.China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!
Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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Sweaty Panic in the Armpits
0 Comments Published by admin January 11th, 2008 in Boy Band Sweating, Brendon Urie Sweating, Corporate Sweating, Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating, Star Hyperhidrosis, Stress Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Star.Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and [...]
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GAP Sweats Child Labor Again, as GAP Sweatshops are Slaveshops
0 Comments Published by admin October 30th, 2007 in Corporate Perspiration, Corporate Sweating, Gap Child Labor Sweating, Sweatshop Sweating.What was once known as The Gap and now known simply as GAP, sweat their latest episode of unforgivably irresponsible globalism. It’s one thing for a giant corporation to be forced to save face by closing sweatshops after news spread of using child labor, sometimes child slave labor for the first time, but it’s [...]
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