Sweaty Danny Bonaduce: The Ed Hardy Demographic

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!

“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”

In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the movie is uncanny).

Excessive sweating in pink, so manly.

We don’t know too much about Danny Bonaduce, besides he smells of douche, but we do know that he’s some sort of rabid Republican, which turns up the douche bag meter by quite a bit.

Leaky boobs Danny Bonaduce loves to be a guest on political shows.  He is, of course, a strong supporter of capital punishment and a strong military.

On Fox News, or faux news, sweaty Bonaduce stated that Jane Fonda should have been murdered for treason for her role in support of the Vietnamese authorities during the Vietnam War.  He also stated on MSNBC’s Scarborough Country saying:

“Personally I think at this point if anyone had a rope thick enough, I think that Rosie should be strung up for treason.”

Ever classy Danny Bonaduce is referring to Rosie O’Donnell.  Sweaty Danny Bonaduce is really committed to be a douche bag.  True Hollywood Story.

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