If Only Sweaty Armpits Could Sing and Play Guitar

This guy might as well be from Orange County, cause he sucks like the suburbs suck, like Gavin Rossdale from Bush sucked, like all that has ever sucked in the past… Oh, this guy, and McFly sucks like a huge vapid black hole of sucking, a whole gigantic vortex of nothingness sucking, but somehow sweating while sucking.

This guy has obviously more talent in his sweaty armpits then in his head and hands. Yeah brah, rock on in that pink shirt dude, you’re so awesome the way you sing those love songs, dude, yeah, keep riding that wave of mediocrity. Go back to the suburbs like the leftover sprawl of mediocrity that you are.

Danny Jones Sweaty Hair is So Rocking

Sweaty dude who’s sweating still sucks (and he’s making our thinking suck). Seriously, who listens to this crap? Of all the great music being made today and yesterday, why does Pop Punk or this kind of Pop Rock even exist? This crap makes use sweat from frustration like nothing else, we’d love to kill this genre with fire.

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