Archive for the 'Excessive Armpit Sweating' Category
Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits
1 Comment Published by Cry-Sweating October 4th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Inconvenient Sweating, Minka Kelly Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat.Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! [...]
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 30th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Beach Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Marissa Miller Sweating, Red Carpet Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Stress Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Star, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating.Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure?
There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty
0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 18th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Face Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear.Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating
0 Comments Published by admin July 18th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Maria Kirilenko Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sexy Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Armpits, Tennis Perspiration, Tennis Star Sweating.We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do? Write your congressman? We thought so. So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript… So what we’re really going to do is keep [...]
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Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character
0 Comments Published by admin July 5th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, B-Girl Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Debi Mazar Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Armpits.Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits?
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Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals
0 Comments Published by admin June 20th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Atheist Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Comedian Perspiration, Comedian Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Funny Man Sweating, Woody Allen Sweating.Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits.
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News
1 Comment Published by admin June 2nd, 2008 in Chinese Bottled Dog Sweat, Corporate Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, International Sweating, London Underground Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweaty Armpits.China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!
Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age
0 Comments Published by admin May 30th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Sammy Hagar Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear, Van Halen Sweating.Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80’s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music [...]
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Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore
1 Comment Published by admin May 16th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Inconvenient Sweating, Mandy Moore Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset [...]
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90’s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating
0 Comments Published by admin April 11th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Fashion Sweating, Has Been Sweating, Helena Christensen Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90’s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey
0 Comments Published by admin April 8th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Make-Out Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Face Sweating, Has Been Sweating, Head Sweating, Matthew McConaughey Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat.Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this [...]
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Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration
0 Comments Published by admin March 28th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Kelly Osbourne Sweating, Ruining Clothes, Sweaty Armpits.Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory.
You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? [...]
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