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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter SunnyCelebrity dad, Adam Sandler, proof that you don’t have to be talented to make it in Hollywood, was seen out this past weekend with his adorable daughter. High-paid, Adam Sandler enjoyed a beautiful day in Santa Monica with his youngest celebrity child, Sunny. The famous dad chatted on his phone as they walked together, on […]
- Lady Gaga Talks Kids with OprahLady Gaga has supposedly had it with the press (don’t bite the hand that feeds you Lady!). In Lady Gaga’s latest interview, she dished to the Oprah: “I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time… The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing… No press, no television, […]
- Hilary Duff Overwhelmed by BabyCelebrity mom, Hilary Duff, totally loves being a mom. The former singer, who’s currently 24, gave birth to her son Luca Cruz Comrie this past Tuesday, is sharing her joy with the world, calling her new celebrity baby “the most wonderful, sweet, adorable baby.” “Wow, I can’t believe I have a baby! Thank you for […]
- Tori Spelling Expecting a Baby!No rest for these celebrity baby makers! Some five months after Tori Spelling had her last baby, she’s pregnant again. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way… We feel truly blessed that another little angel has found us. Love Tori, xoxo.” Tori Spelling who’s […]
- Jessica Simpson Does the Naked Baby Bump Thing for ElleA huge, stretched and enormously pregnant Jessica Simpson has done the naked celebrity with baby on magazine cover thing. It has gotten so normal for celebrities to do this that we barely wanted to talk about it, but here we are… You can see on the left, Jessica Simpson continues the war against nipples by […]
- Jon Hamm’s Squeeze, Jennifer Westfeldt, Rethinking Celebrity KidsWho can’t wait for the return of Mad Men? We can’t for sure! Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm currently don’t have an celebrity kids and in the past, have stated that it wasn’t in their future. However, recently, Jennifer’s been thinking different, (about kids, not the new iPad). The Mad Men couple have been together since […]
- Jewel Dishes About Celebrity MotherhoodSinger, songwriter, dental advocate and now new celebrity mom Jewel opened up to about her famous baby boy Kase, breastfeeding and general celebrity motherhood. Jewel totally dished about her little darling Kase: “He’s so, so sweet. I really hit the baby lotto, I really did! He’s 7 1/2-months, so he’s learning about sitting and he’s […]
- Uma Thurman Pregnant with Number 3!Celebrity mom, Uma Thurman expecting her third celebrity baby! Uma, who’s 41 (and looks amazing), is set to welcome her first celebrity child with financier Arpad Busson (always with the rich guys!), a celebrity representative for Thurman confirmed recently to the online magazines. Uma Thurman, not known necessarily for her stealth, kept her celebrity baby b […]
- Jessica Simpson and Baby Bump, Baby Mountain, Let Loose on the StreetsThat celebrity baby bump has it’s own zip code. A totally pregnant Jessica Simpson was easily caught out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, ambitiously moving around in high heels, precariously tempting fate, looking about ready to baby explode all over the place. Celebrity mom-to-be looks defiant in her well-engineered heels, doesn’t she? Truly blond […]
- Paparazzi are Gwen Stefani’s Favorite Family Photographers!Celebrities are always complaining about Paparazzi, saying this and that… Frustrated by the reality of being famous. However, celebrity mom, Gwen Stefani doesn’t mind it all the time. The singer and recent fashion designer has turned the Paparazzi reality into something positive for her celebrity family: “What’s nice is even though they’re annoying, these g […]
- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter Sunny
Category Archives: Excessive Armpit Sweating
Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke
Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less. That’s a lot of sweaty sucking. If there was a term for the philosophy of [...]
Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating
Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it? Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
Katie Price, AKA, Jordan, Excessively Sweats with Large Goon
So little talent, such big boobs, so much sweating, it’s the rise of civilization, we’ve come so far… People these days are just famous for being awful, just downright awful (Heidi Montag for example), check out this one time sweaty celebrity couple from across the pond, Katie Price and who cares (some dude, looks like [...]
Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills
If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy. Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, [...]
Sweaty Kerry Katona, A British Britney
We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming… But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Steve Carell Sweats the Funny Fame
Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating? He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track. Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation. Oh, just look at [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great [...]
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Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action
Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face. If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, [...]
Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere
We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin. Who wouldn’t? Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way. We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock? Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle? Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!
Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness
Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter. Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture [...]
Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break
Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester? Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony. With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties… We certainly [...]
Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits
Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion. Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity? [...]
King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour
If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots… It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster
Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant! And we say that with sweaty love… Mucho love! Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming immigrant on That 70′s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine… And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama [...]
Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat
Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time… You’re killing us honey, really. You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world! You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating? [...]
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