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Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally

Where have all the Cinderella’s gone?  Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life.  For realz dawg.  Sweat life.  Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal?  Sure, great voice, [...]
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Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action

Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face.  If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, sometimes we [...]
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Alec Baldwin: Sweating Enough for All Baldwins Everywhere

We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin.  Who wouldn’t?  Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way.  We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock?  Amazing. “Hey Buddy, see this water bottle?  Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating

Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below?  Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing?  Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!

Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild.  Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man [...]
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Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating

Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose.  And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is [...]
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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness

Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter.   Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for step [...]
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating

Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero.  Totals brah. Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on [...]
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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly don’t [...]
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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity?  Peace [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour

If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots…  It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70’s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama is of [...]
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Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat

Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time… You’re killing us honey, really.  You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world! You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating? Link or Bookmark [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and [...]
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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

Miss Lisa Snowdon, is that nervous sweating? Or is it fear-of-getting-too-old for modeling excessive armpit sweat? We kid, she looks great! Even with all of that British sweating. For those of you in the United States, Lisa Snowdon is a 37 year old sweaty English model and television personality (televisions have personalities?). Sweaty [...]
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Super Sweaty Super Model Miranda Kerr Debuts Her Sweating Pits

Victoria’s Secret at The Grove showed off some armpit sweating with perspiring Miranda Kerr on Tuesday, March 10th. The sweaty Victoria’s Secret launch event in Los Angeles was dedicated to no stranger to sweating, Pink’s cosmetics line. Ah, celebrities and their products… Can’t they just entertain? So sweaty but so impossibly cute… Link [...]
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Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World

Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities. Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we [...]
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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known [...]
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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood

Excessive sweating, miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, Cameron Diaz just can’t kiss the sweating goodbye, as she sweats all over Hollywood. It’s ironic that for someone who’s OCD and is incredibly germophobic, she just can’t control her armpit sweating, staining all of the Hollywood events she goes to. Not OCD about the excessive sweating… With all of the sweating [...]
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans

Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November [...]
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