Category Archives: Excessive Armpit Sweating

Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World

Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities. Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we [...]
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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man? This [...]
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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood

Excessive sweating, miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, Cameron Diaz just can’t kiss the sweating goodbye, as she sweats all over Hollywood. It’s ironic that for someone who’s OCD and is incredibly germophobic, she just can’t control her armpit sweating, staining all of the Hollywood events she goes to. Not OCD about the excessive sweating… With all of the sweating [...]
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans

Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November 2nd, 1982, [...]
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America Ferrera Sweating Herself Swamp Green

Sweaty Ugly Betty, really isn’t so ugly, especially these days, but she is excessive sweating all over the place, just an unlimited source of sweat and fortunately for her and all of us, talent… Sweaty America Ferrera goes to school at USC (University of Southern California), and she’s studying “international relations.” Well, we think antiperspirant [...]
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Sweaty Juliette Lewis, Too Classy for Antiperspirant

Excessive sweating Juliette Lewis has done over 40 movies (films and made-for-TV), been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1992, and is even a Scientologist, but she can’t control her armpit sweating. It’s called antiperspirant darling… Juliette Lewis sweaty pits, is sort of known for her weird personality (no, not the [...]
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Teen Sensation Robert Pattinson Excessively Sweats his New Fame

Excessively sweaty and cute Robert Pattinson is the new sweaty teen heart throb of the moment, and understandably so… A supernatural dude who can protect you, is also somewhat dangerous and that you can’t have sex with, but want to? Yeah, every teen girls sweaty dream. Robert Pattinson is like that hot gay friend that [...]
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Antiperspirant Opera: Raya Meddine is All Purple and Excessive Sweat

Ah, the young and without antiperspirant… Raya Meddine’s excessive sweating makes her dress two shades of purple, sweaty amazon swamp purple and shiny silk purple. Extra chic! no? For those of you who are unfamiliar with Raya Meddine, she is also sometimes referred to as Rana Alamuddin, is a Lebanese American actress, a sweating amazon [...]
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Almost a Celebrity, Deborah Gregory Sweats Her Cheetah Dress

Yeah, we know. We’ve never heard of sweaty-armpits Deborah Gregory either… However, she sort of some kind of perspiration suffering, niche-market big deal in Hollywood-land. Excessive sweating Deborah Gregory wrote a relatively well-known series of books called “The Cheetah Girls,” and is also the producer of the Disney movies based on those books: The Cheetah [...]
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Dana Delaney: Sweat-Stained Pits But Dry Career

Sweaty Dana Delaney of the critically acclaimed China Beach TV show that aired from 1988 to 91, is seen here with some excessive sweating stained armpits. Perspiration pits Dana Delaney is a two-time Emmy Award winning actress for her role as nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the ABC Vietnam War drama (China Beach). She’s got more [...]
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Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists [...]
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure? There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater will crush [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep writing [...]
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Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character

Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals

Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age

Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
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Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore

Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
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90′s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating

Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90′s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her way [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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