Category Archives: Excessive Armpit Sweating

Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 16, 2008
Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
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90′s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 11, 2008
Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90′s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her way [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2008
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 28, 2008
Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
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Sporty Spice a Little Too Sporty, More Like Excessively Sweaty Sloppy-Seconds Spice

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 26, 2008
Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy? Link or [...]
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Rachel Stevens Excessively Sweats Even When Not Talking About Testicles

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 24, 2008
Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign). Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem like [...]
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Plastic Boobs Galore, Jordan, Has a Some Excess Sweating Problems

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 23, 2008
Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty bloggers, the [...]
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Jesse Metcalfe Excessively Sweats Through His Guido Shirt

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 21, 2008
Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked. Check blue jeans, checked. Check excessive sweating armpit, checked. Check wussy douchebag, checked. Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention [...]
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