Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all.
The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser [...]

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We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]

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Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90’s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her [...]

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Some people will honestly do anything for your sweaty attention, like us, notice the perspiration starting, heartache inducing exhibit below:

Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW - Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity Sweating [...]

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The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?).

The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for [...]

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Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera.

We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time.
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Is this 31 year old, Spice Girl impregnating stud, worth $25,000,000 over five years? Business wise, globally, probably yes. On the field, who cares? We prefer the sweaty violence and speed of American Football. Soccer’s just a lot of flirting and no scoring (kind of like an MIT mixer), [...]

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Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin).

Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]

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So we were going through our sweaty files, and found more visual heartburn in perspiring, lubed Kelly Monaco. We have no idea why we didn’t post this amazing image the first time around, maybe we were afraid… We can barely write with this excessive sweating image of perfection defiantly staring at us. [...]

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Sweaty Kelly Monaco is a little miss April that could. Playmates seem to generally fizzle out, however Miss Monaco has had some real staying power. Not only can she flutter across our eyelids, but she can also dance like she’s got a score to settle with Jon the Baptist. Blessed [...]

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