Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating

Eva Mendes Sweating for Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein always knows how to pick his sweaty models, as there aren’t too many substances hotter than wet with perspiration, Eva Mendes.

And no, it’s not Latino week at Celebrity Sweating… We just had to do a positive sweaty Latino story to balance things out in the perspiration Universe (just a sweaty coincidence) with yesterday’s Marc Anthony sweat attack.

Eva Mendes Hot Sex-Appeal Perspiration

Sweat, it can be a real thing of beauty, when used for the greater good…  For the benefit of sweaty society at large.  Amen sweaty brothers and sisters, amen.

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Victoria's Excessive Sweating Armpits: Miranda Kerr Sweats In The Grove

Victoria’s Secret at The Grove showed off some armpit sweating with perspiring Miranda Kerr on Tuesday, March 10th. The sweaty Victoria’s Secret launch event in Los Angeles was dedicated to no stranger to sweating, Pink’s cosmetics line. Ah, celebrities and their products… Can’t they just entertain?

Miranda Kerr Showing Some Leaky Sweaty Armpits

So sweaty but so impossibly cute…

Miranda Kerr No Sweat but Much Rear

Sweaty armpits Miranda May Kerr was born on the 20 th of April in 1983 and is an Australian model best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. Miranda Kerr was the first Australian addition to the Victoria’s Secret lineup, and was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans and now David Jones Limited.

Miranda Kerr introduced herself to the fashion industry in her mid-teens after winning a 1997 Australian nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly magazine and Impulse fragrances.

Celebrity Sweating just loves sweaty Miranda Kerr’s superhot-girl-next-door with amazing dimples look. It simply screams playful and charming all at once.

According to a Victoria’s Secret profile on Kerr, posted on the CBS YouTube page, Kerr’s described her take on life as “enjoying wherever it is [I am] and trying to be in the moment as much as possible”. Yeah, we know, we’re totally inspired as we get all of our life advice from supermodels, seriously, we do. And we’re not alone, as of 2007, Kerr was writing an inspirational self-esteem self-help book called Treasure Yourself aimed at the female teenage demographic (the most critical and difficult to market to, sarcasm…). Kerr says, “Basically, it’s a whole lot of information that I’ve found, that has helped me. If I can help one girl by doing this then I’ve completed my purpose.” Amen dimpled sweaty sister, amen.

In late 2007, Miranda Kerr began dating actor Orlando Bloom, but everyone knows that Orlando Bloom is more gay than his name implies… We hope to see more excessive sweating from Miss Kerr in the future, we’ll certainly be on the lookout.

Cute as Can Be Miranda Kerr Hiding the Sweating Armpits at The Grove

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Milla Jovovich Sweating Residentially Out in the Wild

Sweaty Milla, while not the best at chosing roles, is still on the A-list for her part in the Resident Evil movies.

Milla Jovovich looks especially out of this world purposefully lubed up in glistening sweat…

Milla Jovovich Fierce Modeling Sweat

Sweaty Jovovich currently lives in both Los Angeles and New York (so jealous) when she’s not destroying corporate zombies. The actress lives with her fiancé, film writer and director Paul W. S. Anderson (the director of Resident Evil).

The sci-fi director proposed to Jovovich in 2003, but the two separated for a period of time before becoming a couple again. The couple have stated that they “would love to get married, but maybe after the baby.”

On November 3, 2007, Milla Jovovich gave birth to her and Anderson’s first child, a daughter, Ever Gabo Anderson. The child was born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California, one day before Jovovich’s due date of November 4.

Sweaty Jovovich was all ready to play Amalia Bezhetskaya in Azazel in 2007, however, with the announcement of her pregnancy early that year, the film was postponed until Summer of 2008. Later in 2008 Milla will star in David Twohy’s A Perfect Getaway with Kiele Sanchez, Timothy Olyphant, and Steve Zahn. The movie is a thriller about a newlywed couple (Milla and Zahn) on their honeymoon in Hawaii who run into two hikers who turn out to be vicious killers. Always with the killing… And the zombies. And never enough of the excessive love.

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Nadine Velasquez Sweating Into Our Hearts

Beautiful and sweaty Nadine Velazquez while exotic, is from the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois, to be exact. She’s of Puerto Rican descent and was sent to Notre Dame High School for Girls. We’d love to see a movie about that place…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat

Sweaty Nadine Velasquez isn’t just all excessive perspiration perfection, she’s got brains, not that any of you dear readers are zombies, we mean brains as in smart! She’s got a BA in marketing, we’re totally sold.

The sweaty girl’s performed in the 2004 film “Blast!”, the TV movie “The Last Ride” and the 2006 release “House of the Dead II”. However, she currently stars in the extremely overrated NBC series “My Name Is Earl” as Catalina Aruca.

Nadine’s appeared on the January 2006 cover of “Stuff,” and was named #39 in the annual “Maxim Hot 100 list.” We really don’t understand how all of these Men’s magazines stay in business, but who’s complaining? We love the soft-core

Sweaty Velasquez was also originally cast as Fernando Sucre’s girlfriend Maricruz Delgado in the FOX series “Prison Break” but acquired a role in “My Name Is Earl” instead. She can be seen briefly on the “Prison Break” set in a featurette on the show’s first season DVD set.

Nadine is also advocate for beauty, she was one of the judges in the Miss Universe 2008 beauty pageant. She can judge us anytime…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat But All Sexy

Dear Celebrity Sweating reader, if you’re in love, you can also see more of sweaty Nadine Velazquez in the star-studded monologue show “Skirts & Flirts.” Nadine’s latest film roles have been “War” with Jet Li and Jason Statham, and in the Oxygen Network’s original television movie “Husband for Hire.” We’re available sweating Nadine Velazquez, and we’ll work for free.

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Ashyley Harkleroad Sweaty Cover for Playboy

The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser by a long shot, but isn’t going to make her fabulously stinking and sweating rich any time soon either… So what’s a girl to do? Why pose for Playboy of course. Sweaty, totally nude and NOT SAFE FOR WORK pics after the “read more.”

Sweaty Ashley Harkleroad top rank in her career was 39th in the world all the way back in 2003. Po sweaty white girl Ashley had that conversation in the mirror. You know, the conversation where you realize that it’s downhill from here and you better take what you can. Sort of like what the connected war-profiteering right-wingers did at the beginning of the Iraq war. Take all you can while you can, no matter the costs to others and your dignity… But Ashley looks sweet and the photos are playful and rather tasteful, especially the ones where she’s showing a little glow and sweat.

Ashley Harkleroad Sweating Playboy

Why not make a ridiculous amount of money for doing such a trivial thing in the overall scheme of things? It’s not like she’s making money off of a whole country’s suffering on the back of your own country’s fallen soldiers… Okay, okay, we’ll stop going there, but there’s something wrong with the world when sweaty sex is a bigger deal than horrible violence.

Sweating Ashley is not like most models on the pages of Playboy, she’s all natural for one and has a girlish charm that really attracts your stare. She’s a flare of youth in a perverted world. A little more beauty escaped unto the world with Ashley’s sweaty picture show.

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Hot, sweaty and only has higher places to go, Melanie Adams is perfection, with our without her hands on the pole. The stiffer and sweatier the pole, the higher you go. We can’t resist the sweaty pole vaulting jokes, somebody stop us before we kill again! Enjoy some more perspiration inducing pics of Melanie Adams. We did.

The following sweaty Melanie Adams context is from FanIQ:

While Miss Stokke has tried to shy away from any notoriety outside of sports, Melanie aspires to be Miss Universe. You’ve got to like a girl who sets the bar for herself really, really high. And you know what, it’s certainly attainable.

She’s just 20, has won two national under-age titles and is currently targeting the 2010 Commonwealth Games (tickets available!) with the hope of a 2012 London Olympics. Translation: good enough to post about her.

We’re simply in love and immensely sweaty. She makes us feel like we’re sweating prom all over again, but this time we don’t have to dish for the limousine, we’ll take a pole and some padding instead.

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Sweaty in red, Helena, was in one of the sexiest videos of all time, Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game. The somewhat PG-13 video shows a lot of flesh, and leads you to think that there’s some nudity, actually makes you think that there’s some sweaty nudity, but alas, the video was made for general audiences. The mainstream, once again, just ruining it for everyone else.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Okay, take some deep breaths, wipe the sweat off, now take a look at these sweaty and wet Helena Christensen photos.  Wet and sweaty never looked so good… Helena Christensen isn’t keeping Victoria’s Secret very well, looks like the sweaty secret’s out.

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Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW – Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity Sweating headquarters international). The original, larger version of the above image for all of you with healthy hearts and well, questionable sweaty intentions is straight below…

This is all so very gratuitous and verging on sleazy internet porn, but it is Christmas, and it’s upscale sweating porn and we feel like giving. Celebrity Sweating just wants to get into the holiday spirit, and sweaty soccer babe-clones is right up our alley and into your field of dreams.

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The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear sweaty will alone. Dolce & Gabbana also beats out Tom Ford in low ethics and questionable intentions. Does sweaty gang rape really make people want to buy clothes? Is this what two gay fashion designers think heterosexual men are into? Women’s groups of course think the above sweaty image promotes violence against, well, women, duh. We think the real crime here is that the excessive sweating models are wearing way too many clothes.

A Socialite’s Life has this to say about the perspiration and rape themed photo:

The Spanish government and Italian senators have demanded the adverts be withdrawn from any and all publications.

The ad is said to be a “fantasy rape,” in which a woman is being down by her arms by a man. Dolce and Gabbana are infamous for their edgy campaigns, but groups particularly in Spain feel the photo is too much. Both Dolce and Gabbana deny that their aim was to Insinuate rape or violence against women.

If for some reason, any of you perspiring perverts out there would like the evidence in a larger format, you may download the sweaty fantasy rape ad here:

Dolce and Gabbana have since pulled the ad after protests in Spain and Italy. Who knew glamour and rape just don’t go together? D & G should just concentrate on the excessive sweat and glamour part, the rape, leave that to the current United States Republican Party (we apologize to non-Neocon Republicans, Go Ron Paul!).

Disclaimer:

We at Celebrity Sweating do not, of course, condone rape of any sort, sweaty or not, however, in our specific cases here at the office, we are all in agreement that all of us need a good rape from a hot sweaty model, male or female, and hopefully, by some time in the near future…

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You’r welcome for the latest installment of fading popstar excessive sweating. That latest thing in Ashanti times includes major drama with her current label, The Inc, but we really don’t care, we’re just into the sweaty, hot R&B wallpaper. Here’s another sweat inducing example of the perspiration aesthetic.

Yeah, totally not safe for work and people with heart conditions, look away, especially if you’re in the U.S. (our health care doesn’t cover Jungle Fever induced health problems). The few of us with good healthcare, download the full and large glory that is Ashanti sweating like a raver orgy in a sauna (yeah, we’re still thinking about that image as well, our similes astound even us).

Sweating done right…

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We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time.

Shannon Elizabeth’s fame has been waning since she took her top off in American Pie and well, went down in sweaty teenage boy (or girl) masturbation fodder history. Lately, Shannon Elizabeth has been busier in the poker world than the acting world, if you can call what she does in movies acting. We call it modeling with a purpose?

The former model turned Playboy pinup turned actress is indeed on the “F-list” and fading away in the international “celebrity” poker circuit. Yet another victim of the continually sweaty, moist, and very active Hollywood meat grinder. Oh, she still has a winning smile, even if she sucks at poker.

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These days David Beckham sweats more for photo shoots than from soccer. Currently, Mr. Beckham is on the bench again with a sprained medial collateral ligament in his knee and will be out 6 weeks.

Apparently, photographers think Beckham should be sweatier alone (notice above all the photo sweat) than just after sex (below, not much sweat), curious…

It seems like the Beckhams don’t like to get into a messy bout of sweaty sex, at least they don’t like being photographed looking like sweaty animals in heat (we personally, love that look). You’re welcome girls for the Beckham fluff post, we just didn’t want to get too one-sided with all the sexy excessive sweating female action.

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Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image just screams ‘insert here,’ like a banshee in heat. Maybe it’s all that glistening over perspiration on her neck.

Through the valley of sweat and implied glorious monkey sex, there’s some sort advertisement for something that’s the color of wiskey and is kinda phallic in a not so subtle way. Nerve’s Scanner has this to say:

It was right here. We used it just yesterday, and we thought we put it back. But now it’s, like, gone. So strange. It couldn’t just have grown legs and walked off. Where could it be? Oh. Shit. That’s right. We left it on that dewey model’s vagina. We have got to stop hanging out with Tom Ford, we always get so forgetful. From now on we’ll try to remember to keep our Tom Ford for Men cologne in the crack of our dog’s ass where it belongs.

We know that Tom Ford doesn’t like sweaty Vjayjay personally, but he certainly knows how to sell with it… Here are the pics in full resolution, enjoy…

The horny male portion of the office here is won over and are buying this stuff no matter what it smells like, now that’s excessive sweat marketing.

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Further proof of intelligent design or more likely, the next step in human evolution, Kelly Monaco is a champion fluid dancer and looks good with a lot of sweaty fluid on her. Her own sweat? We hope so. If you would like to see more sweaty images of Kelly Monaco and have a healthy heart, go to our previous Kelly Monaco post, Truly Excessively Sweaty Pics of Dancing Playmate Kelly Monaco. Wipe off that bottom lip, and enjoy…

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It’s really obscene isn’t it? All that sweat curving around, highlighting a path for your anxious eyes, how do you say in your country? Spicy hot? It’s excessive sweating or fake sweating American goodness. Either way, everyone’s wet with perspiration and possibly…

Cold shower anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Hyperhidrosis chic never looked so good. Thank you Maxim, the magazine for horny fratboys.  We personally thank you, horny fratboy demographic, for bringing us such sweaty booty, err, treasure… Sweating never looked so good.

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