Archive for the 'Face Sweating' Category

Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

0 Comments Published by Cry-Sweating August 18th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Face Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear.

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]

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When Harry Met Sweaty, The Perspiration and Makeup Chaos of Meg Ryan’s Face

1 Comment Published by Cry-Sweating August 2nd, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Faces of Meth, Has Been Sweating, Head Sweating, Makeup Sweating, Meg Ryan Sweating, Sweat Product, Sweating Face.

Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan?
Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]

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Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

0 Comments Published by admin July 17th, 2008 in Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Failed Actor Sweating, Head Sweating, Neck Sweating, Quentin Tarantino Sweating, Screenwriter Sweating, Sweating Face.

Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were.

Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin [...]

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Renee Zellweger, Holy Sweaty Exxon Valdez Face Batman!

0 Comments Published by admin May 4th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Face Sweating, Renee Zellweger Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweating Joker Face.

Sweaty-face Renee Zellweger is like some kind of unnatural sweaty disaster, and we don’t think anyone’s going to clean it up, just like the Exxon Valdez. It’s always so cool when huge corporations screw up and then wait for people to die, so that they don’t have to pay anyone for the horrific mess [...]

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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

0 Comments Published by admin April 8th, 2008 in Action Sweatin, Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Make-Out Sweat, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Face Sweating, Has Been Sweating, Head Sweating, Matthew McConaughey Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat.

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this [...]

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The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

0 Comments Published by admin February 15th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Head Sweating, Hilary Duff Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Star.

We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just [...]

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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

0 Comments Published by admin December 29th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Head Sweating, Janet Jackson Sweating, Neck Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sweating Face, Sweaty Boobs.

Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years.

Look at that glimmering six-pack, [...]

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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

2 Comments Published by admin November 21st, 2007 in Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Chest Sweating, Daniela Hantuchova Sweating, Excessive Leg Sweating, Face Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sweating Face, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Boobs, Sweaty Legs, Tennis Perspiration, Tennis Star Sweating.

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel.

All five foot and eleven inches [...]

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Sexually Ambiguous Mika’s Excessive Sweating Adds Some Juice to His Act

0 Comments Published by admin November 5th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Face Sweating, Head Sweating, Mika Sweating, Neck Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Armpits.

Power pop international sensation Mika shows the world he’s human after all with some excessive sweating in the pits.

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Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff

0 Comments Published by admin October 29th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Face Sweating, Johnny Borrell Sweating, Performance Sweating, Sweating Face.

We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is [...]

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Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?

1 Comment Published by admin October 26th, 2007 in Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Excessive Leg Sweating, Face Sweating, Jessica Simpson Sweating, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Legs.

We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some [...]

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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

0 Comments Published by admin October 17th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Corporate Perspiration, Excessive Sweating Advertising, Excessive Sweating Photo Shoot, Face Sweating, Fashion Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweaty Legs, Sweaty Rape Chic, Sweaty Sex, Sweaty Sex Smell.

The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?).

The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for [...]

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Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi

0 Comments Published by admin October 10th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Workout Perspiration, Face Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Renee Zellweger Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Armpits.

Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively [...]

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