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Excessive Sweating Soccer Madness!

Who wants to sit next this guy on a bus?  How about on the subway?  Do you think he was fun at dance class? How do you say?  Excessive sweating explosion? No? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating

Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it? Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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Keanu Reeves is a Excessive Sweating Saint and Probably Better Than You

Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit! Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out [...]
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Jeremy Piven Excessive Face Sweating Talent

Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah.  Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage. Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag [...]
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Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Gerard Butler Excessive Sweating is Madness…

Gerard Butler, you sweaty man you.  If your career isn’t stillborn dead by the end of this year, then there really is no justice in this crazy world. You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the [...]
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Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato

Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana?  Anyone?). So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell. Enter sweaty Demi Lovato.  Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired.  A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated [...]
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Keith Flint, Sweating Starter!

Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire… Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’. However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects [...]
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Aged Sweaty Jack Nicholson, A Classic With Timeless Class

Why is this man sweating profusely? He’s tired fool.  This man has had more good roles and performances than all of West Hollywood, Silver Lake and Los Feliz combined!  (Yes, we know, an insider Los Angeles joke, we went there…) What does Jack Nicholson do on a boat?  He parties you idiot.  What else do [...]
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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work!  What can we say?  There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
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Blake Lively Excessive Sweating Face New Source of Energy

We’ve never seen a full episode of Gossip Girl, do we ever want to?  Maybe…  Are we thankful that it brought us very genetically gifted and excessively sweaty Blake Lively?  Yes, definitely. Just look at that talent!  There’s solar power in that head of hers…  That excessive face sweating can reflect lasers! Link or Bookmark [...]
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Fantastic Nick Nolte Excessive Sweating: No Spring Daisy

Oh lordy, if excessive sweating Nick Nolte and Gary Busey formed a union, they’d have a monopoly on crazy, sweaty white guys in Hollywood.  And we’d totally be okay with that. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
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Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor

Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk  your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster).  If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story. Perspiration [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies

Look at Spidey!     All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France.  Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too!  But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!

We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list…  It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess!  And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress!  Oh the times, they are [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands. [...]
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