Category Archives: Face Sweating

Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
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Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor

Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk  your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster).  If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story. Perspiration face [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow SAG Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything). Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies

Look at Spidey!     All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France.  Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too!  But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your Swedish [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!

We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list…  It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess!  And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress!  Oh the times, they are [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny [...]
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Teen Slick, Hayden Panettiere Excessively Sweating Her Face Off

Forever young, excessive perspiration teen cover girl, Hayden Panettiere loves to sweat…  Ruling the sidewalk with her dog, washing away the years with her sweating, she looks totally like sweaty jailbait… Sweaty Hayden Panettiere has many, many more years of playing teenage girls, which is great for her, because her undying cheerleader character, Claire Bennet, is [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and complexity [...]
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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating… Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and [...]
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Excessive Gladiator Sweating, Mike O’Hearn has a Face-Slick

Holy sweaty face-slick Batman! American Gladiator sweaty Mike O’Hearn shows some major excessive facial sweating glare below as the beefcake gets caught up in the hot paparazzi lights. Sweaty Michael O’Hearn was conceived on January 26, 1969 and is an American bodybuilder, powerlifter and of course, fitness model, all of which makes him a [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]
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When Harry Met Sweaty, The Perspiration and Makeup Chaos of Meg Ryan’s Face

Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan? Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]
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Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were. Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin [...]
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Renee Zellweger, Holy Sweaty Exxon Valdez Face Batman!

Sweaty-face Renee Zellweger is like some kind of unnatural sweaty disaster, and we don’t think anyone’s going to clean it up, just like the Exxon Valdez. It’s always so cool when huge corporations screw up and then wait for people to die, so that they don’t have to pay anyone for the horrific mess [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this [...]
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The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just [...]
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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years. Look at that glimmering six-pack, [...]
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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven inches [...]
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