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Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants
0 Comments Published by admin July 20th, 2008 in Crotch Sweating, Excessive Leg Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Groin Excessive Sweating, Kabbalah Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating.Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet?
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
0 Comments Published by admin June 21st, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fear of Sweat, Has Been Sweating, International Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Advertising.“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What [...]
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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
2 Comments Published by admin June 19th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Britney Spears Sweating, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Crackhead Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.
What the hell is that on her armpit? [...]
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Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age
0 Comments Published by admin May 30th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Sammy Hagar Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Bear, Van Halen Sweating.Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80’s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music [...]
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Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore
1 Comment Published by admin May 16th, 2008 in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Inconvenient Sweating, Mandy Moore Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset [...]
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The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America
0 Comments Published by admin February 15th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Head Sweating, Hilary Duff Sweating, Sweating Face, Sweaty Activities, Sweaty Star.We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just [...]
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Excessive Perspiration and Post-Production, The Story of Jesse McCartney
0 Comments Published by admin December 10th, 2007 in Boy Band Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Neck Sweating, Pizza Face Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.There’s something about sweaty Jesse McCartney that reminds us of microwaved pizza leftovers, we can’t quite place it… We know that pizza juice comes to the top when you nuke it, sort of like Jesse’s excessive sweating, but that’s not fully it… Well, it will all probably get glossed over in post-production or Photoshop [...]
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Why is Madonna Sweating?
0 Comments Published by admin October 30th, 2007 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Madonna Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who [...]
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Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame
3 Comments Published by admin September 13th, 2007 in Action Sweatin, Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Face Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Kelly Clarkson Sweating.We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame…
According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning [...]
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Brooke Hogan’s Transvestite Sweaty Leg Chic
5 Comments Published by admin June 18th, 2007 in Brooke Hogan Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Sweaty Legs.Spawn of the Hulk, sweaty Brooke Hogan should of stayed on reality TV instead of launching her failed transvestite popstar tour. Dressing like she sold her normal clothes for crack because no one would pay for sex, Brooke Hogan not only needs a new stylist, but also some kind of fierce antiperspirant for her [...]
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