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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Christina Applegate Celebrity Baby Bump Introduction!It’s only been a week or so since 90′s TV star Christina Applegate announced she was totally pregnant, but last Sunday, Christina was proud to show the budding celebrity baby bump for the first time at the Hollywood premiere of Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. Christina Applegate who is currently 38, shared […]
- Angelina Jolie Scared Her Son Maddox on the Set of Salt!Last year while filming her hit movie, Salt, celebrity mom, and actress Angelina Jolie gave her son Maddox, 8, a really huge scare! During one scene, the 35 yr old Angelina Jolie wore prosthetic features while disguised as a male naval officer. When her oldest son saw her, he did not recognize his mother at […]
- Russell Crowe Quit Smoking for His Famous Kids!A lifelong chain smoker, Australian actor and celebrity father, Russell Crowe says he finally kicked the bad habit after his son caught him sneaking a cigarette! “I was smoking 40 on an easy day, but on a day when I would be up at 4am and still up at midnight, then it was 60-plus and […]
- Liev Shreiber Says Actors Make Amazing Celebrity Parents!Actors Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts learned what it takes to be good parents through experience. When the celebrity couple realized that their youngest son Samuel Kai, 19 months, was too young and small to go on a planned vacation with celebrity friends, Naomi Watts was the first to suggest Liev Schreiber go on ahead while she stayed […]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry flew out of LAX with daughter NahlaWe spy a former celebrity couple! Celebrity mom, Halle Berry (who really doesn’t seem to age) and Gabriel Aubry were spotted together today as they caught a flight out of LAX airport with their oh-so-adorable 2 yr. old daughter Nahla on July 24th. Some may remember that the two celebrities had announced their break-up this […]
- Time for Karate with Mark Wahlberg and son!Celebrity dad Mark Wahlberg took his adorable 4 yr. old son Michael to his weekly karate classes as he frequently does back on July 24th. The actor was spotted feeding the new money hungry high-tech parking meters along the way. Those things look so cool but they’re so pricey! Last week it was his wife […]
- Angelina Jolie Dishes About Her Biggest WeaknessIn an interview with Hello!Canada magazine, the mega celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie talks about the life she shares with her hubby, superstar, Brad Pitt and their celebrity kids Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 2. The Salt star touches on some big topics and opens up about this […]
- Reese Witherspoon spotted out with her twin Ava!I spy celebrity twins! (They look so similar!) Talented actress Reese Witherspoon, winner of an Academy Award was headed to the UCLA Wilshire Center in Beverly Hills while holding her adorable 10 1/2 yr. old daughter Ava’s hand all the way there on Thursday (July 22)! The striking resemblance is astonishing! But mom Reese was […]
- Jesse James is officially moving to Texas!Jesse James, what were you thinking? Sandra Bullock is such a beautiful, generous angel! A judge has just ruled that Jesse James can move his 6-year-old daughter, Sunny, to Texas. James moved to Texas recently after his split with the lovely and talented Sandra Bullock. This complicated his custody agreement with ex-wife Janine Lindemulder. Upon hearing th […]
- Michael Lohan Proud of How Lindsay Handled Herself in the CourtroomMaster of timing, Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael Lohan, was present Tuesday morning (July 20) as his celebrity daughter was taken to jail, despite the fact that Lindsay wanted the long absent dad to not be anywhere near her. According to ContactMusic, Michael shouted “I love you Lindsay” as she was taken away in handcuffs […]
- Christina Applegate Celebrity Baby Bump Introduction!
Category Archives: Failing Popster Sweat
Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13
Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work! What can we say? There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating
If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career. However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!
We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are [...]
Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly
Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man? This [...]
Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants
Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess
While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age
Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore
Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America
We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough [...]
Excessive Perspiration and Post-Production, The Story of Jesse McCartney
There’s something about sweaty Jesse McCartney that reminds us of microwaved pizza leftovers, we can’t quite place it… We know that pizza juice comes to the top when you nuke it, sort of like Jesse’s excessive sweating, but that’s not fully it… Well, it will all probably get glossed over in post-production or Photoshop anyways, [...]
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Why is Madonna Sweating?
In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal [...]
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Kelly Clarkson Excessively Sweats Her 15 Minutes of Fame
We just found this wobbly-armed photo of Kelly Clarkson glowing, but almost on the verge of excessive sweating. In its sixth season, American Idol’s popularity is certainly waning in the U.S. and so is Kelly Clarkson’s mysterious fame… According to USA Today which reported the Nielsen Soundscan statistics, sweaty Kelly Clarkson is waning in pop [...]
Brooke Hogan’s Transvestite Sweaty Leg Chic
Spawn of the Hulk, sweaty Brooke Hogan should of stayed on reality TV instead of launching her failed transvestite popstar tour. Dressing like she sold her normal clothes for crack because no one would pay for sex, Brooke Hogan not only needs a new stylist, but also some kind of fierce antiperspirant for her thunder [...]
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Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato