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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
0 Comments Published by admin June 21st, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fear of Sweat, Has Been Sweating, International Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Advertising.“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What [...]
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Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show
0 Comments Published by admin June 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Lara Flynn Boyle Sweating, Performance Sweating, Stress Sweating, The Tonight Show Sweating.“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy.”
Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a [...]
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Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits
3 Comments Published by admin April 6th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Deodorant, Tacky Sweat Prevention, White Armpits.In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris?
There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel [...]
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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff
4 Comments Published by admin April 2nd, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Sweat Prevention.As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. [...]
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Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!
4 Comments Published by admin January 9th, 2007 in Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Table Dancing.Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all!
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