Category Archives: Fear of Sweat

Jessica Biel Sweat-Smell-Proof Antiperspirant Armpits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: December 29, 2009
Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit. Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 21, 2008
“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
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Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 16, 2008
“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.” Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create [...]
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Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 6, 2007
In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris? There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel dry [...]
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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 2, 2007
As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. Oh [...]
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Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 9, 2007
Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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