Jeremy Piven Sweating an Emmy for HBO

Ari Gold, or in real life (whatever that means), Jeremy Piven gets all sweaty during the Emmys, as he should, cause totally won brah.  Surf’s up for sweaty Jeremy Piven, who’s hit the Hollywood A-list with his character from HBO’s Entourage.

Who would have thought a show about some talentless hacks and their douche bag Hollywood friends would become such a hit?

Given that Jeremy Piven’s character basically makes the show and excessive sweating douche bag Adrian Grenier‘s acting and performance, basically ruins the show, you’d think that things would cancel each other out.  If only life was as simple as a math problem, it’d be no sweat.

Here’s an Ari Gold highlight reel, pure gold:

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Jeremy Piven Keeping the Shape with a Good Sweat

You know, Tom Cruise‘s infamous Les Grossman character from Tropic Thunder is the sweatier Ari Gold, with more sweating, cocaine and steroids added, and we can’t be the first bloggers to point that out…

Anyways, here’s a bro hug for you, perspiration-faced Jeremy Piven, your Hollywood time has come.

Jeremy Piven Sweating the Malibu Triathlon

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If Only Sweaty Armpits Could Sing and Play Guitar

This guy might as well be from Orange County, cause he sucks like the suburbs suck, like Gavin Rossdale from Bush sucked, like all that has ever sucked in the past… Oh, this guy, and McFly sucks like a huge vapid black hole of sucking, a whole gigantic vortex of nothingness sucking, but somehow sweating while sucking.

This guy has obviously more talent in his sweaty armpits then in his head and hands. Yeah brah, rock on in that pink shirt dude, you’re so awesome the way you sing those love songs, dude, yeah, keep riding that wave of mediocrity. Go back to the suburbs like the leftover sprawl of mediocrity that you are.

Danny Jones Sweaty Hair is So Rocking

Sweaty dude who’s sweating still sucks (and he’s making our thinking suck). Seriously, who listens to this crap? Of all the great music being made today and yesterday, why does Pop Punk or this kind of Pop Rock even exist? This crap makes use sweat from frustration like nothing else, we’d love to kill this genre with fire.

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Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics

Hey baby, y’ know, I’m the president, that’s right. Yeah, I forgot to wear the old antiperspirant today, whatta y’now? Y’know, if you donna cooperate, I can send your whole family to Gitmo.

Sweaty Old Man Pervert George W Bush

Excessive Sweating George W Bush is the worst president in the history of the United States and yet, he just keeps getting worse… How does one sleep at night knowing that you’ve basically destroyed a whole country, displaced millions of people, and killed hundreds of thousands just for some ridiculously unfair oil contracts for your oil buddies and friends in the war profiteering business.

It gives us all hyperhidrosis just thinking about the damn rotten moron (George W Bush that is). It also makes us cringe that our athletes had to entertain this sweaty drunken oaf while they competed for gold. They train for years and then have to deal with bumbling perspiring idiot extraordinaire during one the most important times of their lives…

Getting sweaty drunk in front of your wife and daughter as the President of the United States while the whole world watches. Priceless. For everything else, there’s Dick Cheney.

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Tadanobu Asano finally got the role after many protests world wide…

We know that South Koreans worship a white god, but this sweaty dude, we say dude with the harshest of scorn, is no Genghis frick’n Khan. Sweaty Channing Tatum, part French, Irish, and Native American looks like the whitest of douchebags we’ve seen. We don’t care if he’s part Alien, this overly perspiring dude should be chugging bears with mediocre, slightly chubby sorrority girls from the midwest, not creating empire in Asia. He sweats like a pretrial Duke Lacrosse player, except without the innocence. Even temporarily, how could anyone cast this sweaty guy as Genghis Khan?

Word on the street is that this guy’s career is going downhill fast…

Channing Tatum before he was temporarily Genghis was suppose to be the next big deal, note photo below:

The world is a big sweaty crazy mess, but we kinda like it that way. Think of the children, what would they have to talk about?

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