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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man

Excessive Sweating — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:25:59 +0000

We kid, we kid. Â Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man. Â Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the Â young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape…

Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat

Ryan Gosling has no formal training in acting and is purely a natural, sweating talent. Â You can see some of this talent in one of his more interesting and special performances in the very weird but entertaining movie, Lars and the Real Girl.

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It’s really a fun movie, maybe not for the whole family, not unless you want to sweat through awkward moments with the parental units…

Below is a little Ryan Gosling back sweating for your sweating enjoyment…

Ryan Gosling Excessive Back Sweating

If you’re interested in the whole Real Girls or Real Dolls element of Ryan Gosling’s movie, then check out the beginning of a short documentary on these very real dolls and the people who buy them and, well, date them… Â There’s five parts, this is just the first part, we recommend that you watch the whole thing, it’s, well, eye-opening to say the least and will probably get you very sweaty in a sad, weird way.

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We know, you just took a trip to weird city and need to wash your face now… Â Go take a walk and think happy thoughts… Â Happy thoughts.

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Perspiring Woody Allen Sweat Glands Still Work, for Everything Else There’s Pharmaceuticals

Excessive Sweating — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:00:15 +0000

Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits.

The question concerning the very sweaty, very jewish phenomenon of Woody Allen is that now that he and Soon-Yi Previn are married with two adopted daughters, will Woody leave Soon-Yi when those two daughters are ready to harvest?

We kid, we kid, we love sweaty pits Woody Allen and would wreck any home for him as well. The dude kind of rocks, and his movies, most of them, are amazing. And some day, we’ll want some young pretty little young adult to jump-start the last of our days. We understand Woody, but put some antiperspirant on, you’re no spring chicken.

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The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet

Excessive Sweating — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:00:52 +0000

Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy perspiring oaf that is you…

Oh look, we’re exporting sweating comedy bombs to Australia!

Ah, sweaty Jack black, you do however have many a redeeming performance, first there’s of course, your band, Tenacious D, secondly, the movie, School of Rock, and lastly, countless other small performances here and there on TV and in movies.

Does it all balance out, yeah, we guess… Sometimes we just like to hate on someone, usually someone really sweaty, but Jack Black, you’re just alright, and we can live with that.

Now if we found out you’re a greedy, little boy molesting Republican, well, we’ll start the hate machine up real fast…

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Excessive Sweating Steve Martin Sweats Like a Grandpa on To Catch a Predator

Excessive Sweating — Thu, 01 May 2008 07:45:44 +0000

Old-timer, sweaty Steve Martin used to be a wild and crazy guy, now you can catch him sweating his days out in suburbia. But don’t get us wrong, sweating Steve Martin is a class act, all the way, and consistently charming, even when perspiring, wet and funky. In college he majored in philosophy and even considered following a career in the logic arts:

If you’re studying geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

The guy sweats a lot, but is a major collector of art and always has something interesting to say, Steve Martin is a sweaty classic.

What if you threw a party, and it was actually your wedding? Steve Martin did just that, and his sweaty, hairy friend Robin Williams didn’t show up because he was too busy to attend just a party. The following is some sincere Steve Martin greatness…

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And King Tut, more sweaty Steve Martin zen, may he never perspire.

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