Excessive Sweating George Clooney with Sweaty Mustache

Oh sweaty George Clooney, your social activism is actually charming, instead of annoying (take note Bono, you tax-dodging hypocrite), because it seems like you really believe in what you’re saying, and that totally goes far man.  

George Clooney Sweating Some Basketball

Perspiring George Clooney lives with pigs. A 280-pound Vietnamese black-bristled pot-bellied pig, named Max slept luxuriously in George Clooney’s house for eighteen years until the pig’s death on December 1, 2006.  Yeah, we know, random, but just another reason to love George Clooney.
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George Clooney Sweat-Flavored Tofu?

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Tofu Sweating George Clooney Up in the Air

We at Celebrity Sweating are not huge fans of PETA, as you have read in the past…  And it’s not that we don’t support their cause, it’s that we feel there are so many, so very many more worthy causes to support.

PETA just does absolutely insane things and it’s just really hard to take them seriously…  For example, George Clooney branded sweat tofu?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have actually written George Clooney to pitch the insane idea of Clooney-sweat-flavored tofu.  The charming and very politically-aware actor we’re sure has a million things to sweat over, other than the insane ramblings of PETA.

PETA believed that the Clooney-tofu – or “CloFu” – would “raise awareness” about the importance of moving away from meat products in one’s diet. The supposed letter asked the A-list actor for permission to inject his sweat into the tofu. Gross.

Your fans would swoon at the idea of eating “CloFu” will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.

Ingrid E. Newkirk, the president of PETA, is quoted with the above.  If you do a brief search online for Ingrid E. Newkirk, you’ll find that she has a history of this sort sweat-inducing crazy behavior.

George Clooney No Sweating with Sarah Larson

The good folks at PETA must be smoking some crazy experimental hardcore weed, because they are flying high with this.

PETA even compared the flavor of George Clooney’s perspiration to “gravy.”

We don’t expect to see “CloFu” hitting supermarket shelves anytime soon in human history as George just isn’t down with the Clooney-flavored tofu, after all, he isn’t insane.

“As a mammal, I’m offended,” Clooney remarked.

Smells like chicken?

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