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Keanu Reeves is a Excessive Sweating Saint and Probably Better Than You

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 25, 2010
Seriously, is anyone cooler than sweaty face Keanu Reeves? No, no one is as cool as Keanu Reeves, except maybe Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, okay, a lot of people are pretty cool, but still, someone give this sweaty sometimes melancholy man his due credit! Sweaty airport traveler Keanu Reeves takes out [...]
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Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 7, 2010
Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Disney’s Sweaty Flash in the Pan: Demi Lovato

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 21, 2010
Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana?  Anyone?). So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell. Enter sweaty Demi Lovato.  Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired.  A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 21, 2009
Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and [...]
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When Harry Met Sweaty, The Perspiration and Makeup Chaos of Meg Ryan’s Face

By Excessive Sweating | Published: August 2, 2008
Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan? Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]
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Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 17, 2008
Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were. Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin Tarantino [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2008
Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 15, 2008
We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough [...]
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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

By Excessive Sweating | Published: December 29, 2007
Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years. Look at that glimmering six-pack, you [...]
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Sexually Ambiguous Mika’s Excessive Sweating Adds Some Juice to His Act

By Excessive Sweating | Published: November 5, 2007
Power pop international sensation Mika shows the world he’s human after all with some excessive sweating in the pits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Bobby Brown Excessively Sweats the Oldies

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 4, 2007
Australia must be down under something, because they love them some sweaty Bobby Brown. You can’t hate on a man who’s singing for shared custody of his two teens. However, you can make fun of an overly perspiring crackhead who still thinks Bin Laden is after him. The following is in the New York Daily [...]
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