Category Archives: Inconvenient Sweating

Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants

“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!” Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity.  Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number?  We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits…  Serious. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat!

NOT!  Marc Anthony, the Latino Steve Buscemi, is so smooth with the hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating).  Just look at that guy…  All he has to do is look good for his meal ticket, Jennifer Lopez and he’s the king of fail in that sweaty department. Is that sweaty armpit global warming or is Marc Anthony a [...]
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Excessive Sweating Beyonce Says No To Backdoor Paparazzi

So we all know that sweaty Beyonce can be a bit of a diva, because well, she is the definition of diva, but get this…Beyonce doesn’t like being photographed from the rear…  It’s all because of her excessive sweating on stage!  Yes, she’s totally insecure about how her authentic booty looks when wet with sweat! [...]
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Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists [...]
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs

Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John [...]
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Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore

Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
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Hyperhidrosis and Sweaty Betty, America Ferrera Turn Off the Armpit Faucets

She might be a part of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but she should think of getting some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant for those leaking, swerving excessive sweating shirts. You could mop the floor with those sweaty pits if they were hairy. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror

Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
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British Soap-Star Charlie Brooks has Perspiration Problems

The Brits seem to live in a weird parallel, but similar universe compared to us Americans, but they have their share of excessive sweating celebrities… Meet sweaty Charlie Brooks: Perspiring Charlene Brooks was born in Barmouth, Gwynedd, Wales in 1981. At the age of 16, sweaty teenage Charlie Brooks moved to London to study acting, [...]
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Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating

We have a suspicious feeling that sweaty Alicia Keys is some kind of Pop Frankenstein-like amalgamation of music stars of years past and present. Perspiring Alicia has the talent, in the general sense, and the pedigree, but we really think she’s the sweaty Borg of contemporary music. Alicia Keys songs sound okay in that soon [...]
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?

Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got [...]
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Anne Hathaway Adds Excessive Perspiration to Her New Sexy Image

Anne Hathaway may not wear Prada, but certainly she should wear antiperspirant for her underarm excessive sweating. That kind of over sweating could drive a boyfriend away into the arms of another man, well, in her case, probably not (being impossibly cute does have its benefits). However, Anne Hathaway’s new sexy, sweaty image as evidenced [...]
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Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

Nicole Kidman doesn’t need Tom Cruise, but she does need some major ‘down-under’ antiperspirant. We always thought she was an alien, but now, she might be human with all that excessive armpit sweating. Kidman does indeed sweat like a full grown man. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Unusual Suspect, Kevin Spacey has Enough Sweat for 7 Men

Straight as an arrow Kevin Spacey gives the big thumbs up recently to something, we don’t quite know what. Maybe he just saw Brad Pitt’s thighs in Troy. Likely reason as any for Kevin Spacey excessive perspiration. Or perhaps he’s sweating with excitement that they’re making sequels to The Usual Suspect and Seven. Link or [...]
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Ugly Betty Spinoff: Sweaty Betty?

America Ferrera of Ugly Betty fame, is sweaty armpits Betty in ‘real life.’ Everyone’s ‘two A.M. bar’ pick, sweaty Betty is obviously not quite ready for true stardom. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Clueless Batgirl Loses to Slippery Villian, Armpit Sweating…

Plant killer Alicia Silverstone sweats vegan goodness out of her perspiring armpits. Harness the power of that celebrity vegan sweating, fill up your biodiesals! Who would of thought that Clueless Batgirl could be an alternative energy source. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker

Has anyone ever asked the question whether brown spandex goes with fake diamonds and sweet-spot over-sweating? We seriously doubt that she has really thought about it either, we seriously doubt that Beyonce thinks about anything. We do know that she sweats about a lot of stuff however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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There’s a Party in Lindsay Lohan’s Sweaty Pants?

We’re not quite sure what this is, but of course, we think it could be interesting (meaning it could be celebrity sweating). Or do we just like to point out her crotch like “The Socialite Life” says in their post. It’s most likely a spilt drink, but maybe Lindsay Lohan has a sweating problem? It’s [...]
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Fergie Gets All Sweaty When She’s Patriotic

We don’t exactly know who or what sweaty Fergie is saluting here, but we think she might be a tad bit nervous about it. We think the perspiration swamps that are underneath her arms are good indicators that ‘all’s not good in da hood.’ Fergie just has so many issues with her fluids. As reported [...]
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