Archive for the 'Inconvenient Sweating' Category

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big [...]

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Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset [...]

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She might be a part of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but she should think of getting some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant for those leaking, swerving excessive sweating shirts. You could mop the floor with those sweaty pits if they were hairy.

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Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). [...]

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The Brits seem to live in a weird parallel, but similar universe compared to us Americans, but they have their share of excessive sweating celebrities… Meet sweaty Charlie Brooks:
Perspiring Charlene Brooks was born in Barmouth, Gwynedd, Wales in 1981. At the age of 16, sweaty teenage Charlie Brooks moved to London to study [...]

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We have a suspicious feeling that sweaty Alicia Keys is some kind of Pop Frankenstein-like amalgamation of music stars of years past and present. Perspiring Alicia has the talent, in the general sense, and the pedigree, but we really think she’s the sweaty Borg of contemporary music. Alicia Keys songs sound okay in [...]

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Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot).

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Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like [...]

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Anne Hathaway may not wear Prada, but certainly she should wear antiperspirant for her underarm excessive sweating. That kind of over sweating could drive a boyfriend away into the arms of another man, well, in her case, probably not (being impossibly cute does have its benefits). However, Anne Hathaway’s new sexy, sweaty image [...]

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Nicole Kidman doesn’t need Tom Cruise, but she does need some major ‘down-under’ antiperspirant. We always thought she was an alien, but now, she might be human with all that excessive armpit sweating. Kidman does indeed sweat like a full grown man.

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Straight as an arrow Kevin Spacey gives the big thumbs up recently to something, we don’t quite know what. Maybe he just saw Brad Pitt’s thighs in Troy. Likely reason as any for Kevin Spacey excessive perspiration. Or perhaps he’s sweating with excitement that they’re making sequels to The Usual Suspect and Seven.

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America Ferrera of Ugly Betty fame, is sweaty armpits Betty in ‘real life.’ Everyone’s ‘two A.M. bar’ pick, sweaty Betty is obviously not quite ready for true stardom.

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Plant killer Alicia Silverstone sweats vegan goodness out of her perspiring armpits. Harness the power of that celebrity vegan sweating, fill up your biodiesals! Who would of thought that Clueless Batgirl could be an alternative energy source.

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