Category Archives: Inconvenient Sweating

Grey’s Sweaty Anatomy, Katherine Heigl Highlights Her Assets

Dr. Izzy Stevens, Glamazon with intent, Katherine Heigl, has some leaky fun bags or some sweaty “sugar tits,” as everyone’s favorite creepy religious uncle, Mel Gibson likes to say. It’s like super tough to be at the Emmys and negotiate contracts with networks after you’ve become one of TV’s it girls. Word of wisdom girlfriend, [...]
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Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family

Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney. Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means [...]
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Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
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Britney Spears Leakage

Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
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A River Runs Through Fergie!

Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror! Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy [...]
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Sweaty Green is the New Pink!

The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating! Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink. Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ [...]
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Antiperspirant Company’s Fantasy: Fantasia

She’s one excessively sweaty tootsie roll. Oh sweaty tootsie roll. Fantasia’s training for overly perspiring abject performer of the year. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Al Gore’s Most Inconvenient Truth, Sweat?

Al Gore’s got a perspiration problem, and the world is heating up. As reported by Jossip, the former vice president was giving a speech at a book signing when global warming took over Mr. Gore’s forehead, causing monsoon-like perspiration on his forehead and hands… Jossip later called Gore’s excessive sweating moment, “Brandon Davis-like.” Poor Al [...]
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