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Hot and Perspiring Sophie Marceau Sweating Her Dress and Humidifying Everything

By Excessive Sweating | Published: October 3, 2008
So much sweating, such a lovely lady, we’re conflicted… Sophie Marceau’s excessive perspiration and swampy wet armpits gives us only a tinge of regret, but in our hearts, she’s still a flawless beauty… How can deep emerald sweaty pits possibly put a dent into years and years of compounded loveliness on the silver screen? We’re [...]
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Leryn Franco Makes Us Extra Sweaty in the Biblical Sense

By Excessive Sweating | Published: September 2, 2008
Leryn Franco Pensive, Beautiful and Sweating Sweaty Leryn Franco is some kind of dimensional traveler from a parallel universe where fierce, perspiration-wet and extraordinarily beautiful amazon women roam in bikinis giggling. This parallel universe, some archeologists call it Paraguay, which translated from the local tribal dialect means “spear throwing magical unicorns,” has sent a very [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

By Excessive Sweating | Published: August 26, 2008
Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 21, 2008
“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 2, 2008
China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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