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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag

Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag.  If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it?  John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.” On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag): “I should be [...]
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John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something

Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s [...]
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