Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Justin Gaston Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts http://www.celebritysweating.com/miley-cyrus-sweating-it-with-adult-boyfriend-in-hillbilly-shorts http://www.celebritysweating.com/miley-cyrus-sweating-it-with-adult-boyfriend-in-hillbilly-shorts#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:06:03 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=1595 Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim?

Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave

Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave

Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, an oxymoron), sweaty Miley Cyrus isn’t too retarded. She’s basically a normal 16 year old girl who’s richer than most people on Earth and some small countries, and well, makes a lot of normal teen girl mistakes…

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Being a sweaty teen sensation is tough, you can never have too many images of yourself for example (even though there are millions of image and videos of Miley Cyrus), so you take some sexy-Miley-time pictures, even though you’re suppose to be a wholesome Christian Disney product, and you flame the internets with your sexy, sweaty pics… But the thing is, this is like totally common teenage girl behavior that displays the stupid hypocrisy of teen and youth marketing. The hypocrisy of selling sex while selling religion (Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers, etc.) is like so overdone and obvious that it boggles the mind that it still works.

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So publications like Vanity Fair, sell magazines by orchestrating controversy by having precious Christian Miley Ray Cyrus “topless,” even though there’s no nudity… Not even nipple.

We think the worst thing Miley Cyrus has done, besides date adult beefcake Justin Gaston, is make “slanty eyes” on camera with her other friends and then saying it was “simply making a goofy face”.  So we guess she thinks all Asians have “goofy faces”…  Stick to the singing and dancing Miley.

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