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Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration

Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
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Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
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