Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating

Eva Mendes Sweating for Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein always knows how to pick his sweaty models, as there aren’t too many substances hotter than wet with perspiration, Eva Mendes.

And no, it’s not Latino week at Celebrity Sweating… We just had to do a positive sweaty Latino story to balance things out in the perspiration Universe (just a sweaty coincidence) with yesterday’s Marc Anthony sweat attack.

Eva Mendes Hot Sex-Appeal Perspiration

Sweat, it can be a real thing of beauty, when used for the greater good…  For the benefit of sweaty society at large.  Amen sweaty brothers and sisters, amen.

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Christina Aguilera Sweating Through Layers and Layers of Makeup

What do we have against perspiration joker face Christina Aguilera?  Oh nothing but everything!

Hot Christina Aguilera, No Sweating Here

Yeah, we know, she’s all kinds of hot and sweaty!  But she’s even more kinds of mediocre!

If you work in the industry (the entertainment industry) and have dealt with sweaty Christina Aguilera, you know the nightmare of insecurity and power that is today’s vapid pop princess.  For example, she demands makeup on all of her parts…  Yes, her arms, legs, everything and this was even back when she was a teenager…

And her music?  It’s most likely used to torture terrorists somewhere, True Hollywood Story.  But it’s all okay, because she’s now graduated to celebrity mom and you can also see her on some highly annoying commercials lately.

In the GQ issue where she appears on the left, sweaty Christina Aguilera expressed disappointment in fellow singer Mariah Carey, saying that Carey ”was never cool to me.”

Christina Aguilera continues the story with:

“One time we were at a party, I think she got really drunk, and had really derogatory things to say to me.”

Mariah Carey then of course released a statement:  ”It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for promotional gain.”

Christina Aguilera then responded by saying, “My intentions were not to upset Mariah with any statements published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her.”

We really don’t like either popstar, but we really don’t like Mariah Carey…  And think she’s even trashier than Christina Aguilera, but we love a meaningless sweaty celebrity battle!

Here’s one of her recent songs…  Get it, she’s knows how to press buttons, how cute!

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Yes, all kinds of meaninglessness…  And you can’t have that time back.

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America Ferrera Sweating Herself Swamp Green

Sweaty America Ferrera goes to school at USC (University of Southern California), and she’s studying “international relations.” Well, we think antiperspirant is a not a bad way to start some international relations right.

America Ferrera and her Sweaty Politics

Sweating America Ferrera supported Hillary Clinton for president and joined the senator and her daughter on the campaign in Nevada and Pennsylvania, but we won’t put that against her, we would have all voted for her if Obama didn’t exist. America Ferrera has also been quoted as saying that the United States should take responsibility for illegal immigration and provide more help to immigrants, which are both bold stances in a controversial area. We couldn’t agree more…

During the 2007 Independent Spirit Awards, America Ferrera had said that the United States will be “the land of the free” in 2008, which of course is interpreted as a criticism of and a joke involving, George W. Bush, the Great Satan (others would say).

Sweaty America Ferrera Sweating in the Wild

Sweaty America Ferrera Awards

Time Magazine chose sweaty America Ferrera as one of the top artists and entertainers in their “Time 100: The Most Influential People In The World” issue. In July 2007, America Ferrera was awarded the Imagen Foundation’s Creative Achievement Award On September 16, 2007, sweating Ferrera also won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for her role of Betty Suarez on ABC’s Ugly Betty.

America Ferrera’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, the sequel to the 2005 film The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants has done better than the first, grossing over 44 million world wide…

More sweating Ugly Betty below:

Hyperhidrosis and Sweaty Betty, America Ferrera Turn Off the Armpit Faucets

Sweaty Betty Does it Again

Ugly Betty Spinoff: Sweaty Betty?

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Nadine Velasquez Sweating Into Our Hearts

Beautiful and sweaty Nadine Velazquez while exotic, is from the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois, to be exact. She’s of Puerto Rican descent and was sent to Notre Dame High School for Girls. We’d love to see a movie about that place…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat

Sweaty Nadine Velasquez isn’t just all excessive perspiration perfection, she’s got brains, not that any of you dear readers are zombies, we mean brains as in smart! She’s got a BA in marketing, we’re totally sold.

The sweaty girl’s performed in the 2004 film “Blast!”, the TV movie “The Last Ride” and the 2006 release “House of the Dead II”. However, she currently stars in the extremely overrated NBC series “My Name Is Earl” as Catalina Aruca.

Nadine’s appeared on the January 2006 cover of “Stuff,” and was named #39 in the annual “Maxim Hot 100 list.” We really don’t understand how all of these Men’s magazines stay in business, but who’s complaining? We love the soft-core

Sweaty Velasquez was also originally cast as Fernando Sucre’s girlfriend Maricruz Delgado in the FOX series “Prison Break” but acquired a role in “My Name Is Earl” instead. She can be seen briefly on the “Prison Break” set in a featurette on the show’s first season DVD set.

Nadine is also advocate for beauty, she was one of the judges in the Miss Universe 2008 beauty pageant. She can judge us anytime…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat But All Sexy

Dear Celebrity Sweating reader, if you’re in love, you can also see more of sweaty Nadine Velazquez in the star-studded monologue show “Skirts & Flirts.” Nadine’s latest film roles have been “War” with Jet Li and Jason Statham, and in the Oxygen Network’s original television movie “Husband for Hire.” We’re available sweating Nadine Velazquez, and we’ll work for free.

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