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Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants
0 Comments Published by admin July 20th, 2008 in Crotch Sweating, Excessive Leg Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Groin Excessive Sweating, Kabbalah Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating.Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet?
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking
0 Comments Published by admin June 21st, 2008 in Antiperspirant Advertising, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Fear of Sweat, Has Been Sweating, International Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Sweaty Advertising.“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.
Somebody’s going to get fired. What [...]
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess
0 Comments Published by admin June 4th, 2008 in Chest Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Menopausal Sweating, Popstar Sweating, Shoulder Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Boobs.Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her [...]
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Why is Madonna Sweating?
0 Comments Published by admin October 30th, 2007 in Celebrity Excessive Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Failing Popster Sweat, Madonna Sweating, Sweaty Armpits.In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who [...]
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Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age
2 Comments Published by admin June 20th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Madonna Sweating, Performance Sweating, Perspiring Abs, Sweaty Star.Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet).
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