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Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants

Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking

“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess

Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
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Why is Madonna Sweating?

In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal [...]
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Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age

Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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