Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Marc Anthony Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat! http://www.celebritysweating.com/marc-anthony-sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/marc-anthony-sweating#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:32:31 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=2015 NOT!  Marc Anthony, the Latino Steve Buscemi, is so smooth with the hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating).  Just look at that guy…  All he has to do is look good for his meal ticket, Jennifer Lopez and he’s the king of fail in that sweaty department.

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Is that sweaty armpit global warming or is Marc Anthony a lazy slob?  No, but seriously, Marc Anthony is a phenomenon in the Salsa music world and has his own wealth…

He just looks like a fame-feeder.  But he’s got his own sweaty thang going on.  Excessive sweating Marc Anthony is the Guinness Book of World Records top selling tropical salsa artist of all time and he’s also one five Grammys, which just means he’s sold a lot of records.

Marc Anthony is no stranger to really wet, sweat-drenched armpits…  We would dare to say that he’s rather familiar with the that wet, tropical feeling under his arms…

Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/marc-anthony-sweating/feed 1 Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively? http://www.celebritysweating.com/why-is-this-latino-man-sweating-excessively http://www.celebritysweating.com/why-is-this-latino-man-sweating-excessively#comments Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/2007/08/08/why-is-this-latino-man-sweating-excessively Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got pepper sprayed by a gang of nuns. Most likely, he’s still perspiring through his suit today, as the couple’s new movie just sucks more than porn star convention. What’s it like to waste 15 million dollars on direct to DVD movie?

Marc Anthony Excessively Sweating

Don’t sweat it Marc, you’ll more than likely get divorced in a few years or probably less, as J Lo’s relationship and marriage shelf life is shorter than McDonald’s fries’ expiration dates. Did you sign that prenuptial Marc? Oh good, you excessively perspired all over the prenuptial paperwork, blurring the ink? Good work, Scarface would be proud. Marc, of course, didn’t actually sweat through his prenuptials, we just imaging that’s what he definitely could and shouldof done…

Jennifer Lopez Sweats El Cantante Poor Weekend Opening

Looks like a sweaty, classy dance movie romp, huh? Yeah, J Lo’s not so good with the movies or the restaurant business. Do not, ever, like we mean never, go to her Pasadena restaurant, Madres, no matter what kind of ex-husband drama is associate with that celebrity cheese palace. We’ve all been there, Madres has as much class as a gold-plated taco truck, or roach coach if you will… And dinner will cost you more than an iPod. So download J Lo’s music, if you like that sort of thing, stay away from her movies, her restaurant and her sweaty husband.

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