Archive for the 'Olympic Sweating' Category

Leryn Franco Pensive, Beautiful and Sweating

Sweaty Leryn Franco is some kind of dimensional traveler from a parallel universe where fierce, perspiration-wet and extraordinarily beautiful amazon women roam in bikinis giggling. This parallel universe, some archeologists call it Paraguay, which translated from the local tribal dialect means “spear throwing magical unicorns,” has sent a very [...]

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One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus [...]

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Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy [...]

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Oh currently non-threatening but historically-evil Germans, we love your cars, your beer and we love us some of your naked sweaty athletes. What’s a girl to do in the world of sweaty amateur sports when fame bursts open your door of fleeting oportunity? Well, pose for Playboy of course.
Ah, you Germans [...]

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The sweaty Olympics are over and now we can add awe and respect alongside fear to the things we feel about China.
Olympians have been in advertising for as long as any of us at Celebrity Sweating can remember. All that training has to payoff in some way (besides the excessively sweaty Olympic orgies that [...]

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It’s that time again, where all the supposed amateurs of the world compete for sweaty Olympic glory in more ways than one. Everyone knows by now that the Olympics is big money, like sweat inducing big frick’n money. NBC paid close to a billion for the broadcasting rights and have been raking it [...]

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