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Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
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Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire. A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them [...]
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Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits

In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris? There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel dry [...]
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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff

As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. Oh [...]
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Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!

Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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