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Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay
0 Comments Published by admin July 17th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Jail Sweat, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Sweating Face.Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire.
A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them online. [...]
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Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits
3 Comments Published by admin April 6th, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Deodorant, Tacky Sweat Prevention, White Armpits.In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris?
There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel [...]
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Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff
4 Comments Published by admin April 2nd, 2007 in Celebrity Sweating, Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Tacky Sweat Prevention.As we have reported in our very first Celebrity Sweating post, Paris Hilton has a certain fear of sweating, specifically, other people’s perspiration (OPP if you want to be Hip Hop about it). But now it seems she really needs to pound the antiperspirant or deodorant on for fear of her very own perspiration. [...]
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Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!
4 Comments Published by admin January 9th, 2007 in Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Table Dancing.Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all!
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