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Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
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Excessive Celebrity Sweating Top Ten List

So many celebrities, so much sweating to stop, something’s bound to burst. Often times, it’s the celebrities themselves that burst, turning into unwitting walking antiperspirant commercials. Thank god for shameless, sweat-documenting paparrazi, now if only the paparrazi started to date the celebrities, now that would be story (Britney Spears, we always knew you were ahead [...]
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Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire. A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them [...]
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