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Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins [...]
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Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around. Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms. If you really want [...]
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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama [...]
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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood

Excessive sweating, miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, Cameron Diaz just can’t kiss the sweating goodbye, as she sweats all over Hollywood. It’s ironic that for someone who’s OCD and is incredibly germophobic, she just can’t control her armpit sweating, staining all of the Hollywood events she goes to. Not OCD about the excessive sweating… With all of the sweating [...]
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans

Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November 2nd, 1982, [...]
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Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists [...]
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs

Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while [...]
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus Toast. [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror

Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
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More Excessively Sweaty Ridiculous Celebrity Moments in 2008!

Woo hoo! It’s motherfu@$’n 2008! We thought you’d never come… Frankly, we’re hungover and tired, and oddly enough, kinda sweaty. So much sweating in 2007, and so much Celebrity Sweating to come in 2008. There’s a lot of hope in 2008, even though there’s a recession/depressoin on the way, there’s also an election coming and [...]
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Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court

While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Frat Boy Does not Equal Genghis Khan

We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no shame left in [...]
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John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something

Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s [...]
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