Celebrity Sweating: Excessive people, excessive sweating.

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! [...]

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Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the [...]

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One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus [...]

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China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!

Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]

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Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this [...]

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Sweaty Beverley Knight who’s an English soul and R&B singer, songwriter and producer was caught with a mini-sweat waterfull in her funky armpits.

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Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out [...]

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Woo hoo! It’s motherfu@$’n 2008! We thought you’d never come… Frankly, we’re hungover and tired, and oddly enough, kinda sweaty. So much sweating in 2007, and so much Celebrity Sweating to come in 2008. There’s a lot of hope in 2008, even though there’s a recession/depressoin on the way, there’s also [...]

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Sweaty Tara Leigh Patrick started her career with Prince, which of all the ways to start a career is probably one of the all time best ways. Prince told her to change her name to what we know today as Carmen Electra. Thus started the career of the professional perspiring hoochie.

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Sweaty Leona Lewis is really too likable to really say anything truly nasty about, so we’ll stick to talking about the excess sweating and the usual personal life and career chatter.

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While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday).

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Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot).

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We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no [...]

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