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Alizee Paradis is One Sweaty Sexy College Athlete!

What is with sweaty college athletes these days?  They’re like all ready to go with their own crappy flash websites, and all.  It’s probably because if you’re a good athlete and a model, you’re future is real bright (hello hot young Russian tennis stars anyone?). What’s up with Flash websites anyways?  Why are they still around? [...]
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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around. Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms. If you really want [...]
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Cuba Gooding Jr. Not So Good with The Sweating

Show me the excessive sweating!  Cuba Gooding Jr., that movie star of black stereotypes, that guy from those 90′s movies (Jerry McGuire, Boyz n the Hood…) is releasing some sweating hits below: Cuba Gooding Jr., you can win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but it’s hard to have a long career in this town… [...]
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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood

Excessive sweating, miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, Cameron Diaz just can’t kiss the sweating goodbye, as she sweats all over Hollywood. It’s ironic that for someone who’s OCD and is incredibly germophobic, she just can’t control her armpit sweating, staining all of the Hollywood events she goes to. Not OCD about the excessive sweating… With all of the sweating [...]
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Carol Vorderman Excessively Sweats for Sketchy Loans

Across the pond, over here in America, we don’t really know why certain sweaty British people become famous. Sweating Carol Vorderman is some sort of English journalist, businesswoman and television presenter, but is really famous for co-hosting the popular British Channel 4 game show Countdown. The sweaty-pits star co-hosted Countdown starting from November 2nd, 1982, [...]
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Minka Kelly Sweats the Purple Pits

Sweaty Armpits Minka Kelly sounds like she was named by jaded animal activists. The sound of her name makes us want to eat steak while riding a dolphin that’s pulling a garbage boat. Okay, fine, a killer whale pulling a garbage boat… Happy? Sweaty yet? Just kidding, we love animals! Just don’t love the activists [...]
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Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs

Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while [...]
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus Toast. [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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People Magazine’s Excessively Sweatiest Man Alive: Matthew McConaughey

Can People Magazine suck more? We dare not think about it as this fine specimen of questionable sweaty celebrity is their Sexiest Man Alive. In his life-long role as sweaty and slightly gay frat-guy douche bag, Matthew McConaughey is the poor man’s male lead in every respect. Name a truly memorable role by this guy, [...]
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Beverley Knight Sweats Out the Funk

Sweaty Beverley Knight who’s an English soul and R&B singer, songwriter and producer was caught with a mini-sweat waterfull in her funky armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Bai Ling Extra Sweaty Long Time

Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out of the [...]
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More Excessively Sweaty Ridiculous Celebrity Moments in 2008!

Woo hoo! It’s motherfu@$’n 2008! We thought you’d never come… Frankly, we’re hungover and tired, and oddly enough, kinda sweaty. So much sweating in 2007, and so much Celebrity Sweating to come in 2008. There’s a lot of hope in 2008, even though there’s a recession/depressoin on the way, there’s also an election coming and [...]
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Professional Arm Candy, Carmen Electra Sweats All By Herself

Sweaty Tara Leigh Patrick started her career with Prince, which of all the ways to start a career is probably one of the all time best ways. Prince told her to change her name to what we know today as Carmen Electra. Thus started the career of the professional perspiring hoochie. Is that fake booby [...]
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Leona Lewis Sweats the Bigtime

Sweaty Leona Lewis is really too likable to really say anything truly nasty about, so we’ll stick to talking about the excess sweating and the usual personal life and career chatter. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court

While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Frat Boy Does not Equal Genghis Khan

We guess that you really have to be either retarded or Russian to think that this excessively sweaty white dude could possibly pass for Genghis Khan. Honestly, this former excessively perspiring Abercrombie & Bitch (really known for respecting Asians, note sarcasm) model was scheduled to be playing an Asian? Is there no shame left in [...]
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TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
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Celebrity Sweating Cure for Male Pattern Loneliness?

We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby’s daddy does the family’s share of sweating all by himself. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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