Category Archives: Performance Sweating

Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating done [...]
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Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor

Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk  your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster).  If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story. Perspiration face [...]
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Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits

Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media?  We have no idea.  Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper.  Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Sweating Beyonce Says No To Backdoor Paparazzi

So we all know that sweaty Beyonce can be a bit of a diva, because well, she is the definition of diva, but get this…Beyonce doesn’t like being photographed from the rear…  It’s all because of her excessive sweating on stage!  Yes, she’s totally insecure about how her authentic booty looks when wet with sweat! Now [...]
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny [...]
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Olympic Village Like Sweaty Roman Emporer Orgy, But Like Hotter

One of our sweaty friends here at Celebrity Sweating, Tamara (a cute jewish girl from the East Coast) once told us that she knew someone competing in the Olympics. While that’s sort of memorable, like that toast that sold on eBay that looked like Jesus, it’s really not that significant, well, compared to Jesus [...]
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Large Sweaty Olympic Athlete Naked: Has International Relations

Sweaty extra large blonde Australian woman sets some rumor fires with some sparks from an extra long and sincere hug of China’s Yao Ming. Lauren Jackson is the reason why we love too much of a good thing, because sweaty pro basketball player Lauren Jackson at six feet five inches is so much of [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so [...]
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Pocari Sweat, Definitely Not the Usual Health and Sports Drink

Would you drink something that had “Sweat” in its name?  We didn’t think so.  Pocari Sweat is supposedly Japan’s most popular drink and we have no idea why…  Is it the minimal graphics?  It must taste refreshing and actually work to replenish what’s lost in extra sweating, we’ll have to go to Little Tokyo to [...]
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Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show

“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.” Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a [...]
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Sporty Spice a Little Too Sporty, More Like Excessively Sweaty Sloppy-Seconds Spice

Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy? Link [...]
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Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova

Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Miss Sweaty, If You’re Nasty

Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years. Look at that glimmering six-pack, [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality

In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all. And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
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Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven inches [...]
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Sexually Ambiguous Mika’s Excessive Sweating Adds Some Juice to His Act

Power pop international sensation Mika shows the world he’s human after all with some excessive sweating in the pits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff

We’re not experts about pop music that pretends to be “indie,” however we can’t help wondering why psuedo-controversial Johnny Borrell sweats so much when singing songs that are suppose to be about stuff, but really, doesn’t say anything worthwhile about that stuff. Panic in America, oh, oh, oh! Oh really? There is [...]
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