Keith Flint Sweating Out Flames

Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire…

Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’.

However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects with Aim4 by FLINT. FLINT‘s debut album “Device #1″ was cancelled before its release.

Not too much of  a fire starter with the hits, eh governor?  The sweaty Prodigy entertainer is currently dating Japanese DJ Mayumi Kai.  All the sweaty dorks love asian girls!  Who doesn’t however?

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Excessively Sweaty Owen Wilson

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.

But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no sweat.  Who cares  about range when you have consistency?  Who cares about sweating?  We do.

So really, keep doing what your doing, Mr. Owen Wilson, it’s vaguely entertaining and somewhat comforting in a flatter-your-own-intelligence-like-way, exactly like a Wes Anderson movie, except without the antique but colorful palette.

More Owen Wilson indie cred excessive sweating below:

Does Owen Wilson Nose About His Excessive Sweat?

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A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar

Sweating done right?  We think so.

Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier

Sweaty Reese Witherspoon in these so-called postmodern times has joined the club of celebrities with wares to hawk. In this case, she’s joined the stinking club, celebrities with signature fragrances.  Reese Witherspoon has teamed up with Avon to create a new perfume called “In Bloom.”  Does it smell like Reese Witherspoon movie sweat?  Time will tell…  What does Reese say?

“It was a unique experience for me because I had no idea what goes into making perfumes. I thought you just pick a fragrance and it’s easy. But there were all these different levels of creating a scent that were new to me, but really fun and exciting.”

Faces of Sweat, the Unrated Edition

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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

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Usher Excessive Sweating and Earning His Keep

Perspiration face Usher has some bumping songs, but we don’t get the appeal beyond that…

We have to rip sweaty Usher, because we’ve seen all those cheesy movies he’s been in where he plays a magical, musical African American teenager that causes spontaneous coordinated dancing among white teens everywhere…

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We’re just amazed that Hollywood can find this many coordinated white people and put them in one room and force them to dance.  We think it’s some sort of sweaty crime against zoomanity, but we don’t have all the facts yet.  What we do know, is perspiration-challenged Usher will do anything, be a part of anything, to gradually climb the crap pile that is modern pop culture.  Usher, slut for hire…  More evidence you ask?

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The prosecution rests…  How can you expect anyone to take your music seriously after the above?  Really?  We think someone did a liposuction on Usher’s soul.  True Hollywood Story.

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Why is this Broad Famous? Kate Hudson Sweating Like She Worked Hard to Get to Where She Is...

Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media?  We have no idea.  Everything about you is like so blah!

You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper.  Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:

“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”

That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve seen all your movies and have no memory of any of your performances, because you basically suck and have no talent whatsoever.  You have lots of talent for excessive sweating in public however…

Even your boyfriends and husbands suck.  Ex-husband Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and more recently, Alex Rodriguez?  Really?  It’d be hard to find larger douche bags than these two.

Why the hot sweaty hate?  Well, for one, there are loads of talented actresses in Hollywood that you’re taking roles from because of your connections, and you can’t to save your life or your movies…

Please fade away out of our entertainment landscape you perspiration disaster!

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Alicia Keys Concert Sweating

Girlfriend cant excessive sweat!Oil spill on your sweaty love hills!  Unnatural disaster!

Alicia Keys Concert Boob Sweating

Sweaty Alicia Keys will of course come out with her fourth album this month (December 15th), calling it “The Element of Freedom.”  Fascinating title, not.  The lead song from the album, appropriately titled “Doesn’t Mean Anything,” can be watched below, where you can decide for yourself:

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Totally forgettable.  A nice adult contemporary beat, non-offensive lyrics that are meaningless and overly repetitive, it’ll be a huge hit in the nursing homes!  You can totally see grandma bumping and grinding and working up a sweat to this one.

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Beyonce Excessive Sweating Stage Presence

Now that’s not very lady-like Beyonce!  Just look at those glistening, sweaty legs, that’s some hard work right there, girl is working it!

This of course, all occurred during a recent tour…  And we’re sure that it was enforced because, how often do you see pictures of Beyonce from the back of the stage?  Like never!

“Beyonce’s costumes are so tiny and her choreography is so complicated that inevitably she sweats,” says an insider. “It looks pretty gross, so no one is allowed to shoot her from that particular angle anymore.”

Beyonce Looking Her Weight in Gold and Sweat Free

Well, we think your caboose is glamourous, sweat or no sweat dawling…  As evidenced by the above picture, proof positive, no?

More Beyonce sweating news below:

Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker

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Johnny Depp Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny Depp, in turn, has always been a romantic, proof being that even back then his first band was in honor of his girlfriend, Meredith.

Johnny Depp dropped out of high school about a year after his parents got divorced to become a sweaty rock musician.  Mr. Depp once explained on Inside the Actors Studio, that he tried to go back to school a few weeks later, but the principal of the school told him to follow his dream of being a musician. Wow, where did he go to school?  The School of Rock?

Sweating Johnny Depp Sweaty Rock Pirate

 

Before he left town, little Johnny Depp played with The Kids, a band that enjoyed modest local success. The Kids set out together for Los Angeles in pursuit of a record deal.  They then changed their name to Six Gun Method.

The band broke up before they could sign a deal with a record company.  Obviously, they needed more guns in their method…

Sweaty Depp subsequently collaborated with the band Rock City Angels and co-wrote their song “Mary”, which appeared on Rock City Angels’ debut for Geffen Records titled Young Man’s Blues.

Johnny Depp has recorded a solo album, as a guitar player only…  Depp has also played slide guitar on the Oasis song “Fade In-Out” (from Be Here Now, 1997), as well as on “Fade Away (Warchild Version)” (b-side of the “Don’t Go Away” single).

Johnny’s musical abilities has also leaked into his film career.  Depp played acoustic guitar in the movie Chocolat and on the soundtrack to Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Johnny Depp has seemingly never let his film career completely overcome his music interests.  He is a friend of The Pogues‘ Shane MacGowan, and performed on MacGowan’s first solo album. As well, he was a member of P, another musical group featuring Butthole Surfers singer Gibby Haynes and Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea.  

Mr. Depp has also appeared in Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers‘ music video “Into the Great Wide Open“.

Johnny Depp Oozes Rock Talent

We love you Johnny Depp, even the overly sweating version, but wear some antiperspirant on stage, you’d still be authentic, trust us…

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May-Treanor and Walsh Share a Sweaty and Golden Moment at the Beijing Olympics

Excessive Sweating Beach Brazilian Volleyball, Simply Wonderful

After hearing of said Olympic sweating orgy, a light bulb went off in our sweat-centered heads… Duh! Of course Olympians are having glorious and sweaty, aesthetically-friendly, youthful sex! It makes total sense brah. Think about it, toned, overly-worked-out, young athletes from all over the world, meeting each other and… and.. Talking politics? Playing chess? No! Having international wondrous, fantastic and extra sweaty champion sex! And SO much sex!

We know what you’re thinking, that we’re making this all up, shame on you. Celebrity Sweating would never let our readers down with fake sensationalist sweaty drivel, all of our sensationalist drivel is based on some sort of sweaty reality or other…

You see, we are indeed vindicated in this particular case, as we have backup, someone else has the same sinful and sweaty story as us with sweat-inducing delicious details… Read on dear Celebrity Sweating reader, read on.

Matthew Syed from the Times Online, has this to say about the sex, sweat and hormones petry dish that is the Olympic Village:

I am often asked if the Olympic village – the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world’s top athletes for the duration of the Games – is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.

Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses – there to assist the athletes – in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes – literally thousands of them – strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out – in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?

But Matthew Syed goes on to say it wasn’t just the dudes who were all sweaty and horny, but also the the extra fit, perspiring and toned ladies…

It was not just the guys. The women, too, seemed in thrall to their hormones, throwing around daring glances and dynamite smiles like confetti. No meal or coffee break was complete without a breathless conversation with a lithe long jumper from Cuba or an Amazonian badminton player from Sweden, the mutual longing so evident it was almost comical. It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers. There may have been a fair amount of gay sex going on, too – but given the notorious homophobia in sport it was rather more covert.

The article really nails all the sweaty sex details down and continues to say that it’s not just the Olympics at Barcelona that was practically an orgy, but every sweaty Olympics he’s competed in or heard about from other athletes… And what’s particularly interesting is while sweaty guys who score gold may be even more attractive to the ladies, ladies who score gold aren’t necessarily more attractive to male Olympians (this fact reflects society’s values as a whole). There are many other interesting facts in the article (the whole sex and the traveling salesman thing is explained) and we definitely recommend you read the whole thing…

Yao Ming and Lauren Jackson No Sweat Sincere Hug

To close out, pictures of two sweaty basketball Giants hugging twice, very sincerely…

Yao Ming and Sexy Lauren Jackson No Sweat Closing Ceremony Hug Hug Number Two

We don’t know why Yao Ming and Lauren Jackson hugging is so incredibly cute? It’s ridiculous… Makes us sweat.

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Sweating Lauren Jackson at Her Day Job and on the Topless Beach

So much woman, so little time in life, makes us sweaty all over in a biblical sort of way. Continue reading for some nude but not so sweaty pics…

Lauren Jackson and Yao Ming Sweaty Together

It takes one of China’s largest men to make Lauren Jackson look up to someone. And we here at Celebrity Sweating definitely look up to her, in total sweaty awe (we didn’t know they came in this size!).

Sports sweating Lauren Jackson is the center fro the Australian National team at the recently past and now historic Beijing Olympics. The Australian team is also known as The Opals, while her pro-team where she plays center is the WNBA Seattle Storm.  The infinitely leggy blonde has appeared in Sports Illustrated many sweaty times and obviously has posed naked, as shown above…

Lauren Jackson also looks amazing in a wonderfully tight one piece Australian basketball outfit exquisitely. Ming, who stands seven feet 6 inches tall, overcame a foot injury that kept him out the end of the NBA season to play for his Chinese national team in the recent Olympics.  Yao Ming’s team didn’t medal in China’s Olympics, but we have a feeling he scored some sweaty after-hours baskets with miss Blonde Forever Legs…

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Excessive Sweating Vladimir Putin at the 2008 Olympics

“Yes I know, I can sweat and drown tiny puny Georgia so-called country with just my armpit sweating.”

Yes, that’s a real quote from sweaty Vladimir Perspiration Putin and if you get your news quotes from a celebrity excessive sweating blog, then you probably should go back to elementary school and start with the alphabet.

Sweaty faced Vladimir Putin talking to the void, otherwise known as Dick Cheney’s sidekick, President George W. Bush. What do you think these two rich, morally bankrupt bastards are saying?

Vladimir Putin Evil Sweaty Face Versus Blank Stare of Retard at the Olympics 2008

“You may have Michael Phelps, but you also have Iraq, Afghanistan and you know, much bad real estate. We have oil and lots of bad spam we send to your people. Your country is, how you say, bankrupt.”

Now that’s a made up quote! Mainstream media, eat your corporate sweaty ass-kissing hearts out! Sweaty armpits Putin is said to have had the highest approval rating of any world leader while he was the sweaty president of Russia (an astounding 81% approval rating). It doesn’t hurt that industry grew by 75% while the perspiration laden leader of Russian oligarchs was the boss.

Vladimir Putin Sweaty Pits at the Olympics 2008

Yes excessive sweating pits Vladimir Putin, life is good, put your arms in the air like you don’t care! But you do! You do care! Just not about your sweaty Russian bear armpits.

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Daniela Hantuchova Excessive Sweating for Adult Audiences Everywhere

Daniela Hantuchova, oh how you’ve grown up! And you look so happy to see all of us! We’re happy to see you and your two friends! Okay, we’ll stop the sweaty perving, we’re starting to feel like Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is going to pop into the office at any moment now. We swear, she’s old enough, she plays really sweaty pro tennis for Christ’s sake!

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Looking Like a Doll

Oh, so many sexy perspiring wet tennis stars, so little time! Daniela Hantuchova, don’t worry about the explosive sweating, we don’t think anyone really minds, in fact, we’re all big fans, so keep on getting your wet on. Oh somebody stop us before we kill again! (Not literally you illiterate psychos, metaphorically, yeesh!)

For more sweaty Daniela Hantuchova action, check out our other posts:

Daniela Hantuchova Sweating at Celebrity Sweating.

And more sweat-inducing dry Daniela Hantuchova pics just for you, dear reader because we love you, with or without sweating. We really do.

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Cute as Can Be

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Rated PG-13

Oh the sweaty Zumanity!

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There’s nothing spectacularly unusual about Pocari Sweat besides the interesting name, however, the name came from some rather curious marketing theorizing.  The reference to perspiration certainly gives the beverage an unattractive aura for English speaking countries in an obvious sense, however it was made for Japan where for most things people do not translate names that appear in English.  Therefore the “Sweat” and bodily fluid connotation wouldn’t bother most Japanese.  Which then begs the question of why the makers didn’t just choose another English word?  From Wikipedia:

It was largely derived from the notion of what it is intended to supply to the drinker: all of the nutrients and electrolytes lost when sweating (the first part of the name, Pocari, means “like a cloud floating in the sky” or “a situation in which a cloud is floating in the sky” in Japanese, and has a connotation of lightness, buoyancy, and ease). “Sweat” was apparently intended to suggest diligence and its fruits—the idea intending to connote to the user that Pocari Sweat works to make one feel fresh and relaxed.

Again, the above makes no sense…  But a lot of stuff in Japan makes no sense.

In reality, people in Japan have dropped the “Sweat” part when referring to the drink, whether that’s due to convenience or taste, is yet to be decided.  Honestly, nothing will ever really surprise us about Japan. For example, notice exhibit A below:

Revenge of the sweaty dog!  Who’s gonna eat who now bitch?

Game shows in the United States offer you the chance to win cash and stuff.  Game shows in Japan do those things as well, but also throw in the risk of losing your dignity and soul.  Now that’s sweaty entertainment folks!

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“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.”

Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a whole new set of problems by augmenting your starved face (and possibly Lara Flynn Boyle’s body) with some plastic surgery in Texas.

The once-in-a-time major babe, Lara Flynn Boyle suffers from skinny-girl disease, where you lose your face by starving yourself… She really wasn’t looking so aged, but now she looks like one of those post-op freak shows.

Poor Lara Flynn Boyle, you were so hot in Twin Peaks and The Practice, you really made us sweat, but now you’re just sweaty Jack Nicholson’s ex-girlfriend who’s had some major and awful plastic surgery afterwards.

And dollface, Kanye’s not going to write a song to this trajedy.

Enjoy some of Lara Flynn Boyle’s sexy past:

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Sweaty Mel C or Melanie Jayne Chisholm, we hardly know you over here, across the pond in America, but we know of the Spice Girls, like we know of the herpes. A feeling of sick bewilderment and quiet fear spreads over us every time those two words are brought upon our consciousness (just like that one word, herpes). It’s like admitting that yes, people will indeed swallow anything you give them, no matter how far removed from reality it is. You can take five attractive relative nobodies, wrap them in psuedo identites and add some sort empowerment message, and you get Pop soup, easily digestible, almost instantly forgotten. How did the Nazis come into power? How did George W. Bush get elected twice? We digress about the world’s regression.

Now we’re all sweaty and worked up… Damn you Spice Girls for once again proving that you can’t always trust the sweaty masses.

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Alas, she’s really good at the sweating, not so good with singles tennis, but rather good with the modeling and proud of it. Below is a pic of Anna in the early days of her perspiration career.

And a little Anna Kournikova sweaty mini-gallery to celebrate the always sweat-lubed straight-to-modeling tennis pro.

We never understand sweaty sports interviews and we really don’t understand perspiring online banter with fans. But Anna sounds so cute stating her disappointing comeback try here, poor thing, at least there’s modeling (if it wasn’t for tennis, we suspect she’d be a beauty school dropout). Ah, the sweaty end to it all…

A very sweaty end to a sweaty tennis career, we’ll miss the sweaty end very much…

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Look at that glimmering six-pack, you could bounce a quarter off that sweaty, sparkling thing.

Ah, indeed, you excessively perspiring, lovely thing, you are the show! Pure perspired triumph of the popstar will, when done right and with a little talent behind it, it is indeed breathtaking. But uh oh, here comes that Superbowl disaster…

The dread of the Superbowl… We remember seeing one good Superbowl Halftime Show, Prince in 2007. That made us sweat with joy, but most of the time the NFL combines artists in an effort to make it really big, when all it does is make it really retarded.

Yeah, so what kind of moron would pair Janet Jackson up with a douche bag like Justin Timberlake (the safe, white and boring Michael Jackson)? Come on, khaki’s at a superbowl halftime show? Really? Are you that homophobic? We think that was the worst of her sweaty mistakes.

We have no idea why Janet Jackson had to apologize and not Justin Timberlake… Did anyone notice this? So you’re the aggressor in this thing, you unclip Janet Jackson’s top and she gets the heat for it? And Justin Timberlake never said a supporting word about Janet Jackson, what a frick’n gentleman… Honestly, it was MTV trying to spice up an already lame halftime show…

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And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination.

Hello, I’m George Takei. Recently I’ve been troubled to hear comments made by former NBA All-Star, Tim Hardaway, who said, “I hate gay people, let it be known, I don’t like gay people, I’m homophobic.” As a gay man and a human being, I was shocked and saddened, but I want you to know Tim, on behalf of gay people everywhere, that despite your ugly words, we don’t hate you. As a matter of fact, we like you, we like you very much. We particularly like, your large, powerful calves, your smooth chocolaty head, glazed in man-sweat. I’ll keep my eyes on you, and let it be known one day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you. I love sweaty basketball players!

You have to be pretty dumb to admit you hate any group of individuals to the media… Celebrity Sweating loves everyone, we just have so much love to give, especially if you sweat a lot…

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All five foot and eleven inches of the Slovak tennis star who can often be seen sweating excessively seem to be chiseled by a straight Michelangelo. The tall sweating statue of a tennis pro, Daniela Hantuchova sweats on the court, but looks great while doing it. We’re all for the new breed of sponsor friendly female athletes, especially the ones who seem to sweat as if it’s a fashion statement.

As you can see below, sweaty Daniela Hantuchova is very talented.

We really don’t have anything else juicy to offer, besides hot, sweaty pics of the tennis star. We looked and just couldn’t find anything gossipy or weird, damn you and your well balanced life Daniela. Here are some more perspiration-filled action shots of the Eastern European tennis beauty.

Are you back from the sweaty future yet?

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The sweaty singer of such critically acclaimed hits such as Grace Kelly is reportedly working with the old and sweaty Madonna on her next album and other than his ambiguous stance on his own sexuality, we have absolutely nothing to say about this perspiring guy, which, kinda sucks. However sweaty he gets, Mika is genuinely likable and talented. Mika cause some drama or something, how are us sweaty celebrity bloggers suppose to stay in business?

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