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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Performance Sweating
Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek
Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family! Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive [...]
Maria Sharapova is a Fierce, Sweaty Terror on the Court but a Complete Snooze in Bed
The long and sweaty arm of the Maria Shrapova and Maroon 3.5 or 4 or 7 or whatever publicity machine, has spun into damage control overdrive like a cornered, sweaty pussy at Michael Vick’s house on dogfight night. Supposedly, the lead singer of Maroon 8 summed up making love to sweaty Maria Sharapova as a [...]
Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating
The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release [...]
Shia Labeouf Excessively Sweats and Transforms His Way Into Stardom
Sweaty Shia Labeouf, in spite of the name, is really gonnna be like super huge, even though he’s kind of a twerp, but an endearing twerp. He’s in this summer’s biggest movie (biggest moneymaker that is so far) and like, the kid is likeable. When’s the last time anyone has felt that way about any [...]
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UK Girl-Band Star, Kimberly Walsh Sweats Aloud
Maxim and FHM cover material, Kimberly Walsh loves to sweat it out, especially during shows. England likes to flood and so does Miss Walsh, especially when she’s on tour. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age
Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration
We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, who cares, it’s just [...]
The Sexy, Sweat-Stained Pole Vault Star; Allison Stokke, Her Immoral Daddy Lawyer and The Evil Internet Tubes
Oh, the internets they are a something, especially when it comes to sweat-inducing irony of the sordid kind. Meet ever perspiring Allison Stokke, she’s a sweaty upper middle class kid from Orange County, California. There’s a farce of TV show about where’s she’s from, what was the name of it again? Allison Stokke is quite [...]
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Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker
Has anyone ever asked the question whether brown spandex goes with fake diamonds and sweet-spot over-sweating? We seriously doubt that she has really thought about it either, we seriously doubt that Beyonce thinks about anything. We do know that she sweats about a lot of stuff however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Catwoman has Enough Sweat for Nine Armpits, Halle Berry Sweats Harvard
Halle Berry in a sequel to her bomb, Catwoman, has come up with Sweaty Pussy: Catwoman’s Revenge. We think it’s gonna be a big perspiring hit, it makes us sweat excessively just thinking about it. While accepting her award as Harvard’s Hasty Pudding WOMAN OF THE YEAR, Halle Berry got a little freaky on stage [...]
Cape Sweat, Juliette Lewis Fades Clumsily, Perspiring Into Obscurity
Juliette Lewis is fiercely sweating into major celebrity obscurity. A one time Hollywood ‘it’ girl, has some incredibly leaky armpits. Very much like the Salton Sea, Juliette Lewis’s career is a lifeless, salty wonder. How did it all come about? And how did it all go wrong? Now all that is left is a salty, [...]
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Underperformance Perspiration: Sweaty Tennis Star Goes Wild!
Russian ‘hot springs’ Anna Kournikova can release some major excessive sweating. For being a D-list tennis star, she works up a jaw-dropping level of sweat while losing match after match. Perhaps tennis is only secondary to releasing the enourmous amount of perspiration and fluids within, otherwise this blonde bombshell could perhaps explode. Warning, some of [...]
Jessica Alba is a Sexy Sweaty Mess, But Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Care…
Victoria’s Secret has proclaimed Jessica Alba (note the sweaty post-workout version of Jessica Alba below) as this years “sexiest actress.” We didn’t know she did any “acting.” Did you? However, she is quite fetching, even in all of her over perspiring glory. Jessica Alba, you will always be one of our favorite silver screen fillers. [...]
Ashlee Simpson Lip-Synching Sweat
Yes, I would I agree with those who think that Ashlee Simpson looks, like, really good here. One would almost say, ‘glowing’ rather then sweating… Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially when [...]
The Sweaty Sex Emperor is Dead, Long Live The Sexy Back Biel
Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion. After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me [...]
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A River Runs Through Fergie!
Fergie’s a body fluids terrorist in a post 9-11 world! Sweaty Pop Star Terror! Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy [...]
Johnny Borrell Sweats Bullets Singing Songs That are Vaguely About Stuff