Sweaty Gerard Butler in the Greek Exploitation Film 300

Sweaty Faced Gerard Butler at ComicCon

You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the wrong choices, and still be rich.  God bless America.  It really makes you excessively sweaty just thinking about it.Look at this gloating bastard, just look at that sweaty face…

Gerard Butler, you’re about as memorable as a zit in sixth grade, really, what is your thing?  Who are you?  Why are you famous?  Just go away already, you’ve failed.

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Excessive Sweating George Clooney with Sweaty Mustache

Oh sweaty George Clooney, your social activism is actually charming, instead of annoying (take note Bono, you tax-dodging hypocrite), because it seems like you really believe in what you’re saying, and that totally goes far man.  

George Clooney Sweating Some Basketball

Perspiring George Clooney lives with pigs. A 280-pound Vietnamese black-bristled pot-bellied pig, named Max slept luxuriously in George Clooney’s house for eighteen years until the pig’s death on December 1, 2006.  Yeah, we know, random, but just another reason to love George Clooney.
More George Clooney related excessive sweating below:

George Clooney Sweat-Flavored Tofu?

Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

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Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating

Eva Mendes Sweating for Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein always knows how to pick his sweaty models, as there aren’t too many substances hotter than wet with perspiration, Eva Mendes.

And no, it’s not Latino week at Celebrity Sweating… We just had to do a positive sweaty Latino story to balance things out in the perspiration Universe (just a sweaty coincidence) with yesterday’s Marc Anthony sweat attack.

Eva Mendes Hot Sex-Appeal Perspiration

Sweat, it can be a real thing of beauty, when used for the greater good…  For the benefit of sweaty society at large.  Amen sweaty brothers and sisters, amen.

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Professional Partier Paris Hilton Excessive Sweating

Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers.  Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid.  Yes, there’s a difference.

To the right, you can see sweaty Paris Hilton, in her natural environment, looking bored and full of excessive perspiration.

So much sweating, so little care…

After sweaty Paris Hilton, sex tapes just don’t mean what they used to.  They’re almost a launching point to one’s career (notice sweaty Kim Kardashian).

We do hate on sweaty Paris Hilton for one thing, helping start the trend of annoyingly needy girls with small dogs.  If you live in Los Angeles,  you know our pain.

Future Paris Hilton No Sweating

More Paris Hilton sweating and antiperspirant gaffes:

Excessive Celebrity Sweating Top Ten List

Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits

Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff

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Johnny Depp Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny Depp, in turn, has always been a romantic, proof being that even back then his first band was in honor of his girlfriend, Meredith.

Johnny Depp dropped out of high school about a year after his parents got divorced to become a sweaty rock musician.  Mr. Depp once explained on Inside the Actors Studio, that he tried to go back to school a few weeks later, but the principal of the school told him to follow his dream of being a musician. Wow, where did he go to school?  The School of Rock?

Sweating Johnny Depp Sweaty Rock Pirate

 

Before he left town, little Johnny Depp played with The Kids, a band that enjoyed modest local success. The Kids set out together for Los Angeles in pursuit of a record deal.  They then changed their name to Six Gun Method.

The band broke up before they could sign a deal with a record company.  Obviously, they needed more guns in their method…

Sweaty Depp subsequently collaborated with the band Rock City Angels and co-wrote their song “Mary”, which appeared on Rock City Angels’ debut for Geffen Records titled Young Man’s Blues.

Johnny Depp has recorded a solo album, as a guitar player only…  Depp has also played slide guitar on the Oasis song “Fade In-Out” (from Be Here Now, 1997), as well as on “Fade Away (Warchild Version)” (b-side of the “Don’t Go Away” single).

Johnny’s musical abilities has also leaked into his film career.  Depp played acoustic guitar in the movie Chocolat and on the soundtrack to Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Johnny Depp has seemingly never let his film career completely overcome his music interests.  He is a friend of The Pogues‘ Shane MacGowan, and performed on MacGowan’s first solo album. As well, he was a member of P, another musical group featuring Butthole Surfers singer Gibby Haynes and Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea.  

Mr. Depp has also appeared in Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers‘ music video “Into the Great Wide Open“.

Johnny Depp Oozes Rock Talent

We love you Johnny Depp, even the overly sweating version, but wear some antiperspirant on stage, you’d still be authentic, trust us…

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Daniela Hantuchova Excessive Sweating for Adult Audiences Everywhere

Daniela Hantuchova, oh how you’ve grown up! And you look so happy to see all of us! We’re happy to see you and your two friends! Okay, we’ll stop the sweaty perving, we’re starting to feel like Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is going to pop into the office at any moment now. We swear, she’s old enough, she plays really sweaty pro tennis for Christ’s sake!

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Looking Like a Doll

Oh, so many sexy perspiring wet tennis stars, so little time! Daniela Hantuchova, don’t worry about the explosive sweating, we don’t think anyone really minds, in fact, we’re all big fans, so keep on getting your wet on. Oh somebody stop us before we kill again! (Not literally you illiterate psychos, metaphorically, yeesh!)

For more sweaty Daniela Hantuchova action, check out our other posts:

Daniela Hantuchova Sweating at Celebrity Sweating.

And more sweat-inducing dry Daniela Hantuchova pics just for you, dear reader because we love you, with or without sweating. We really do.

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Cute as Can Be

Daniela Hantuchova No Sweat Rated PG-13

Oh the sweaty Zumanity!

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Ché Magazine, unlike it’s namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men’s magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who’s complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not.

Check out the larger version of sweaty the see-through deliciousness that is a, that is, if you choose to break a sexy sweat:

For less sweaty but almost as fantastic advertisements, check out more scandalous but charming Ché Magazine ads below:

Looks like Ché Magazine has a bit of an ass fixation? But don’t we all…

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Alas, she’s really good at the sweating, not so good with singles tennis, but rather good with the modeling and proud of it. Below is a pic of Anna in the early days of her perspiration career.

And a little Anna Kournikova sweaty mini-gallery to celebrate the always sweat-lubed straight-to-modeling tennis pro.

We never understand sweaty sports interviews and we really don’t understand perspiring online banter with fans. But Anna sounds so cute stating her disappointing comeback try here, poor thing, at least there’s modeling (if it wasn’t for tennis, we suspect she’d be a beauty school dropout). Ah, the sweaty end to it all…

A very sweaty end to a sweaty tennis career, we’ll miss the sweaty end very much…

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Look at that glimmering six-pack, you could bounce a quarter off that sweaty, sparkling thing.

Ah, indeed, you excessively perspiring, lovely thing, you are the show! Pure perspired triumph of the popstar will, when done right and with a little talent behind it, it is indeed breathtaking. But uh oh, here comes that Superbowl disaster…

The dread of the Superbowl… We remember seeing one good Superbowl Halftime Show, Prince in 2007. That made us sweat with joy, but most of the time the NFL combines artists in an effort to make it really big, when all it does is make it really retarded.

Yeah, so what kind of moron would pair Janet Jackson up with a douche bag like Justin Timberlake (the safe, white and boring Michael Jackson)? Come on, khaki’s at a superbowl halftime show? Really? Are you that homophobic? We think that was the worst of her sweaty mistakes.

We have no idea why Janet Jackson had to apologize and not Justin Timberlake… Did anyone notice this? So you’re the aggressor in this thing, you unclip Janet Jackson’s top and she gets the heat for it? And Justin Timberlake never said a supporting word about Janet Jackson, what a frick’n gentleman… Honestly, it was MTV trying to spice up an already lame halftime show…

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And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this thumb:

And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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All five foot and eleven inches of the Slovak tennis star who can often be seen sweating excessively seem to be chiseled by a straight Michelangelo. The tall sweating statue of a tennis pro, Daniela Hantuchova sweats on the court, but looks great while doing it. We’re all for the new breed of sponsor friendly female athletes, especially the ones who seem to sweat as if it’s a fashion statement.

As you can see below, sweaty Daniela Hantuchova is very talented.

We really don’t have anything else juicy to offer, besides hot, sweaty pics of the tennis star. We looked and just couldn’t find anything gossipy or weird, damn you and your well balanced life Daniela. Here are some more perspiration-filled action shots of the Eastern European tennis beauty.

Are you back from the sweaty future yet?

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Renee Zellweger might not look so great after hardcore sweating session at the gym, but at 38, she still has that certain Hollywood loveliness that is just timeless.

The not-so-sweaty version of Renee featured above has been linked to major entertainment studs such as Jim Carrey, George Clooney, and even Jack White, the one Stripe with talent of the White Stripes and as you can see, she cleans up real well.

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You’r welcome for the latest installment of fading popstar excessive sweating. That latest thing in Ashanti times includes major drama with her current label, The Inc, but we really don’t care, we’re just into the sweaty, hot R&B wallpaper. Here’s another sweat inducing example of the perspiration aesthetic.

Yeah, totally not safe for work and people with heart conditions, look away, especially if you’re in the U.S. (our health care doesn’t cover Jungle Fever induced health problems). The few of us with good healthcare, download the full and large glory that is Ashanti sweating like a raver orgy in a sauna (yeah, we’re still thinking about that image as well, our similes astound even us).

Sweating done right…

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Thinning the line between ‘glowing’ and ‘sweating excessively,’ Kimberly simply looks good wet and sweaty. We really don’t know much about Kimberly Walsh besides the fact that she reportedly has some hot and sweaty abs (Heat magazine) and she’s a part of Girls Aloud, which we also know very little about.

Sweaty Kimberly Walsh was also voted forty-fourth in the 2005 “100 Sexiest Females In The World” for FHM magazine. It’s really a ridiculous list, how can one ever choose only one hundred?

Above, Kimberly Walsh looks sweaty and quite possibly a little stoned.

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Oh Madonna, you’re simply getting lame, you’re even being upstaged on the global theatre by Angelina Jolie. Madonna can’t even adopt babies correctly.

Justin Timberlake? Really? That’s who you’ve hired to reinvigorate your recording career? The white guy who actually wants to be the suburban, noncontroversial version of Michael Jackson? You couldn’t call up someone with real credibility? Someone who doesn’t advertise date-rape at a Super Bowl? You used to glow in earlier popstar times, but now you just sort of sweat excessively…

Fade away quietly Madonna, fade away dryly, with reasonable, tasteful sweating…

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Hollaback Girl’s got some majorly sweaty back yo, Holla at that perspiring pop princess.

Makes you thirsty, doesn’t it? All that excess stage sweating. We also wanna holla as well, jeez. Excessively sweating Gwen Stefani ever heard of a towel?

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Glistening Anna Kournikova’s a much better C-List celebrity then she is a D-list tennis star with performance hyperhidrosis, but who’s complaining? We think she’s a fantastic reason to watch tennis. She’s a sweaty Maxim photo spread in motion. Notice exhibit B below, however, look away if you have a heart condition:

We figure now that Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild is in jail, we’d step up our own ‘sweaty girl wildness.’ We hope you don’t mind, we like to fill voids when they happen, it keeps us going.

(If you’re going to really, really sweat, we recommend wearing some darker clothing and um, some effective antiperspirant? You never know what kind of lenses those creepy paparazzi have when you’re at your sweatiest…)

Houston, we have a sweating problem. More Anna Kournikova sweating here…

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As you can see from a That Other Blog post, Jessica Alba can really work up some excessive perspiration which we think has everything to do with being the sexiest actress. Jessica Alba, you are our favorite postmodern, sweaty, multicultural actress. You are the female Vin Diesel of B-Movies, just more evolved and every bit as smart!

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