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Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself

Thick pockets Bono, who’s band was once half of Ireland’s economy, is excessively sweating while talking to an old, rich white dude with money (probably). Oh Mr. Successful Capitalist, important old white dude, give my organization some money, please, and excuse my extreme arena rock sweating! Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving [...]
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