Category Archives: Popstar Sweating

Joe Jonas Premarital Excessive Sweating

Sweaty teen exploitation…  There are so many pics of Joe Jonas excessive sweating, we were giddy with excitement, giggling like drunk teenage girls backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert. There’s nothing more lame than religious music made for preteen and early teen girls full of sexual innuendo, except, of course the Jonas Brothers music…  Why [...]
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Excessive Sweating Rihanna Isn’t So GQ with Her Personal Trainer

We love it Rihanna that you’re still steaming up the world.  You, your dancing, your music and your excessive sweating, are all quite the thing to behold.  But you have to pay your people baby… Rihanna’s incredible, sweaty body isn’t free y’all! In fact, Rihanna is in a bit of a legal bind with a [...]
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen. Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, [...]
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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man? This [...]
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Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants

Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Madonna Discovers the Smell of Sucking

“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ” “Did I put antiperspirant on?” “Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?” We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody’s going to [...]
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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess

While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess

Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
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Rachel Stevens Excessively Sweats Even When Not Talking About Testicles

Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign). Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem like [...]
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