Archive for the 'Popstar Sweating' Category

Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet?

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“What’s that turgid salty sweaty smell? ”
“Did I put antiperspirant on?”
“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”
We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.

Somebody’s going to get fired. What [...]

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While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.

What the hell is that on her armpit? [...]

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Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her [...]

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Sweaty Barbie doll and popstar bird, Rachel Stevens excessive sweats like she just found out that she has to do another Men’s Health commercial (Everyman Testicular Cancer Awareness campaign).

Why are the UK versions of talentless popstars so charming and likable? And it’s not just the accent… Even if they’re all sweaty, they seem [...]

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