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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive Sweating — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:04:45 +0000

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let a rich boy loser who’s failed at absolutely everything lead the country for 8 long, retarded years. Look on at what the presidency has become, a drunken mess that’s destroyed our economy, killed hundreds of thousands of people and tarnished the United States reputation around the world. A drunken clown cowboy presidency sweating away in China… Checking out the babes, as people lose their homes around the country.

Excessive Sweating Armpits Stain George W Bush at the Olympics

Hey baby, y’ know, I’m the president, that’s right. Yeah, I forgot to wear the old antiperspirant today, whatta y’now? Y’know, if you donna cooperate, I can send your whole family to Gitmo.

Sweaty Old Man Pervert George W Bush

Excessive Sweating George W Bush is the worst president in the history of the United States and yet, he just keeps getting worse… How does one sleep at night knowing that you’ve basically destroyed a whole country, displaced millions of people, and killed hundreds of thousands just for some ridiculously unfair oil contracts for your oil buddies and friends in the war profiteering business.

It gives us all hyperhidrosis just thinking about the damn rotten moron (George W Bush that is). It also makes us cringe that our athletes had to entertain this sweaty drunken oaf while they competed for gold. They train for years and then have to deal with bumbling perspiring idiot extraordinaire during one the most important times of their lives…

Getting sweaty drunk in front of your wife and daughter as the President of the United States while the whole world watches. Priceless. For everything else, there’s Dick Cheney.

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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Excessive Sweating — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:12:03 +0000

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John Edwards, but Johny boy, don’t let them see you sweating.

All the money and $400 haircuts in the world won’t stop you from busting through your antiperspirant with dark sweaty armpit stains… The dude looks good, the guys at the office totally have a bro-mance with sweaty John Edwards.

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Spiny Skeletor Bitch Ann Coulter can call us faggots anytime, no sweat. Actually, if were were famous enough for Ann Coulter to call us fags or faggots, we probably wouldn’t be blogging but would most likely be on a beach asking for another faggy tropical drink, on our way to a very sweaty massaged happy-ending and sending John Edwards money for 2012.

John Edwards is our favorite limousine liberal, godspeed to the White House, and possibly the vice presidency? Don’t forget the antiperspirant on the way Mr. Edwards…

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Obama Sweats Gracefully as Only Future Qualified Presidents Can

Excessive Sweating — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:11:23 +0000

Sweaty Barack Obama sweats some b-ball with Bryant Gumble and HBO Sports, in truly presidential form.

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How can you not love this sweaty bastard? We say that with much love, of course. This guy sounds like the voice of God, capitol sweaty G that is. Frankly, unless there’s a momentus or tragic event, he’s more than likely going to be our next president. A snail or any spineless creature would be an improvement over the current idiot-clown president, but Barack Obama is a gift that this nervous and excessively sweaty nation needs. The ol’ US of A is going through some really rough times, we don’t need any more sweaty, dirty corporate whores in the White House (no offense Hillary & John).

We couldn’t of said it better. This guy can play some mean sweaty basketball. Even at his age, he rocks the court. Don’t get us wrong, we’d love a woman president, just not the conniving, deceitful corporate stooge running now, and John McCain is as corrupt, unethical and immoral as it gets (Keating Five anyone?). Check out some more photos of this dude, man, the guys here at Celebrity Sweating aren’t gay but this guy is cool and hot. The ladies of Celebrity Sweating love him as well, perhaps more even…

“We Go Play Hoop,” and you be the next President of the United States Mr. Obama, godspeed, godspeed.

Dude was even cool in high school, makes us sweat. Finally, someone who’s truly inspiring running for President. If you’d like to donate, click on the following: Donate to Barack Obama

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