Category Archives: Red Carpet Sweating

Steve Carell Sweats the Funny Fame

Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating?  He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track. Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation. Oh, just look at [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Steve Carell Sweating, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Sheryl Crow is Trying to Sweat Back Into Our Hearts

Does anyone remember this sweaty lady?  Sheryl Crow’s music has been like her sex appeal, barely above memorable, and that’s okay, because girlfriend’s done fine by her.  Serious.  She a rich lady. Yeah, we know, that’s not a whole lot of sweating, but we just wanted to dish about sweaty Sheryl Crow, because damn it, [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Sheryl Crow Sweating | Tagged | Leave a comment

Desperate Teri Hatcher Sweating: Sweat-Stained Cougar Action

Sweaty cougar roar! Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face.  If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n. We’re not haters, actually, [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Desperate Housewife Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Teri Hatcher Sweating | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Danny Bonaduce: Man Boob Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere! “Yo brah, you got that in pink?” In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins [...]
Also posted in Booby Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Danny Bonaduce Sweating, Douche Bag Sweating, Douchebag Clothing, Party Excessive Sweating, Reality Star Sweating | Tagged | 1 Comment

Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating

Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose.  And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Ashley Jones Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Vampire Sweating | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits! Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Reese Witherspoon Sweating, Sweat Stained, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged | 1 Comment

Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse. We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly [...]
Also posted in Aetheist Sweating, Armpit Sweat Stains, Billy Corgan Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Pink Perspiration, Smashing Pumpkins Sweating, Uncle Fester Sweating | Tagged | Leave a comment

Petra Nemcova Red Carpet Sweating

Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well. Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Petra Nemcova Sweating, Sweat Stained, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged | Leave a comment

Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around. Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms. If you really want [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Ice Skating Sweating, Oksana Baiul Sweating, Olympic Sweating, Party Accidant, Party Excessive Sweating, Party Sweat, Sweat Stained, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged | 3 Comments

Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show. You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty! Wilmer Valderrama [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Party Excessive Sweating, Stud Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, That 70's Show Sweating, Wilmer Valderrama Sweating | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat

Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time… You’re killing us honey, really.  You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world! You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating? [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Dexter Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged | 1 Comment

Sweating Adriana Lima is Just a Bit Leaky on the Red Carpet

Petite sweating Adriana Lima isn’t really bursting at the seams here with perspiration, but we just wanted to do a post about her and obviously show some pictures of this hot, sweaty Brazilian unicorn.  She’s simply all magic and wonder, with a face and a body too perfect for words, Adriana Lima rocks the red [...]
Also posted in Adriana Lima Sweating, Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating | Tagged | Leave a comment

Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You

Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant… We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Celebrity Sweating, European Sweating, Keira Knightley Sweating, Sweat Stains, Sweaty Armpits | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure? There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
Also posted in Armpit Sweat Stains, Beach Sweating, Celebrity Sweating, Chest Sweating, Excessive Armpit Sweating, Marissa Miller Sweating, Sexy Sweating, Stress Sweating, Supermodel Sweating, Sweaty Armpits, Sweaty Star, Victoria's Secret Model Sweating | Leave a comment

The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet

Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy [...]
Also posted in Action Sweatin, Comedian Perspiration, Comedian Sweating, Funny Man Sweating, Jack Black Sweating, Sweaty Bear, Tummy Sweating | 2 Comments
  • Celebrity Sweating Pages