Oh sweaty Robert Pattinson…what more can we say? He has made his claim to fame through the popular teenage romance film Twilight, and now he is firmly entrenched into heartthrob land, will he dig himself out with more interesting roles, like Johnny Depp?

Robert Pattinson with Un-Vampire-Like Forehead Sweating

Honestly, there is no doubt in our mind that vampires are hot…even though they are always supposed to be cold, er or cool?  Wait! How is it that Pattinson is sweating buckets when vampires can not even go in the sun?   We’ve got some continuation issues here, better notify post-production…

I guess that just adds to Rob’s mysterious factor.

Sweaty Robert Pattinson

Regardless it is quite uncanny for this ‘hot vampire’ (complete oxymoron) to be sweating…especially off the Twilight set.

Gorgeous Robert

Nevertheless, how exciting is it that New Moon is coming out so soon?! With a new director lined up, one can only hope that it will be better than the first one.

Hopefully the heart-throb Rob Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen, will be sweat-less and stay gorgeous (obviously) throughout the entire film.

Rob (on a personal note) if you could be ever so kind to apply good antiperspirant before you leave your lair, I am sure loads of teenage girls would highly appreciate it. In fact, they would probably flock to you faster than a cave of bats flying away from the light. (haha) Either that or bottle up your sweating and sell it as teenage crack…

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Sweaty Vampire is Too Human, Robert Pattinson Excessive Armpit Sweating

However in real life, Robert Pattinson wears dorky hats and excessively sweats all over his press appearances, pictured above with sweaty armpits at Planet Hollywood. When will the sweaty Europeans learn, antiperspirant and hygiene go a long way…

Oh sweaty vampire Robert Pattinson, how cute you are… Robert has confessed to getting his teeth worked on for the American market (you know how those Brits are with the dental care). Well, why just the teeth and not the antiperspirant Robert Pattinson?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart No Sweating Here

We absolutely hated Twilight, if you’re into a movie that shamelessly exploits all of your insecurities as a young woman, then you’ll absolutely love Twilight. Sweaty Robert Pattinson’s character seems to only like Kristen Stewart’s character because she’s hot (as her character isn’t developed at all) and Kristen doesn’t really do anything in the whole movie besides become something for Robert Pattinson to protect (because you know, she can’t protect herself at all, note sarcasm).

Well, it’s your time Mr. Pattinson, you’re the new “it,” afterall, you’ve provided the movie studios with a fall blockbuster, deservedly so or not…  Just buy some antiperspirant, okay?

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