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Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend

Kill it with fire!  Nuke it from orbit!  Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion!  We think it could be the antichrist.  Hide the children. What is that thing?  Is it sentient? Is it a drug stash?  Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration

Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some  excessive perspiration…  What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do?  Antiperspirant? “I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund” We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett [...]
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British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness

Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter.   Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep writing [...]
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Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character

Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants

Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we’re all just suckers for the wounded prey look, that and Nicole Kidman looks [...]
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Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration

Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
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Jesse Metcalfe Excessively Sweats Through His Guido Shirt

Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked. Check blue jeans, checked. Check excessive sweating armpit, checked. Check wussy douchebag, checked. Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention [...]
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Excessive Sweating Terror Reid Sweat Stains Dresses, The Horror, The Horror

Excessive sweating, Franken-Boob, Tara the Terror Reid, sweat stains dresses and basically performs the social equivalent of farting everywhere she goes… Simply charming, indeed Miss Reid. This little blonde, sweaty pimple on the face of the celebrity world has been popped for quite some time (not just talking about her botched boob job). What we’re [...]
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Little Richard Sweats Like a Big Dick Cheney

We couldn’t help giving this post any other title, afterall, Mr. Cheny is the biggest sweaty Dick of them all, and Little Richard or Richard Wayne Penniman, with hyperhidrosis or without, helped start modern music as we all know, love and hate it. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
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