Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Scientology Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning http://www.celebritysweating.com/tom-cruise-sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/tom-cruise-sweating#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:20:48 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=2293 Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!

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Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits

Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.

We all died a little just right there…  Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!

How does perspiration stained Tom Cruise act so real day in and day out?  It’s just one of those phenomena like Korean Christians or people who thought the plot for Avatar was amazing.

Forbes magazine back in June of 2006 published ‘The Celebrity 100,” listing the most powerful celebrities.  Sweaty Tom Cruise was first in star power of course…  But then like some VH1 fallen celebrity documentary, sweaty armpits Tom Cruise’s crazy dam broke.

August 2006, “a USA Today/Gallup poll in which half of those surveyed registered an “unfavorable” opinion of the actor” and his “unacceptable behavior”  both became reasons for totally authentic Tom Cruise to be dropped from Paramount’s production contract with totally heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Marketing Evaluations, yeah, we’ve never heard of them either, reported that Cruise’s Q score (a measure of popularity for famous people), had fallen 40 percent.  Additionally, too-little-antiperspirant Tom Cruise is the celebrity people would least like as their best friend (duh).

More sweaty Tom Cruise craziness below (totally needs a suppressive person to handle him):

Nicole Kidman: Pregnant and Excessive Sweating

Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time

Abigail Clancy Makes Men Sweat Excessively While Whoring for Body Spray

TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/tom-cruise-sweating/feed 0 Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time http://www.celebritysweating.com/preggers-nicole-kidman-coldly-sweats-after-listening-to-keith-urbans-music-for-the-first-time http://www.celebritysweating.com/preggers-nicole-kidman-coldly-sweats-after-listening-to-keith-urbans-music-for-the-first-time#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:00:36 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=502 The excessive sweating “half-hearted” follower of Scientology, Nicole Kidman shows a little back sweat while pregnant below:

Nicole Kidman Back Sweat

Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as after 2009, the Australian chameleon will no longer be representing the iconic fragrance Chanel No. 5. Did she lose her face? No, she still gives good face. Is it all of the Kidman public excessive perspiration? Maybe.

Is it her marriage to Keith Urban? Most definitely. Country Music and high fashion mix as well as a turd in a punch bowl at prom.

If anyone can explain Keith Urban’s appeal, please do, because we only see the most pretentious of douche bags, but hey, we think country music ended with Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. But maybe we’re just sweaty fools who just don’t understand this new fangled country music…

However, ons last thought, if she could reproduce with Keith Urban, why adopt with Tom Cruise? (Probably because she actually thought he loony tunes 24/7?)

Enjoy more Kidman sweating:

Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

]]> http://www.celebritysweating.com/preggers-nicole-kidman-coldly-sweats-after-listening-to-keith-urbans-music-for-the-first-time/feed 4 TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty http://www.celebritysweating.com/tomkat-totally-lets-go-gets-excessive-gets-freaky-sweaty http://www.celebritysweating.com/tomkat-totally-lets-go-gets-excessive-gets-freaky-sweaty#comments Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:00:24 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/2007/07/26/tomkat-totally-lets-go-gets-excessive-gets-freaky-sweaty L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for Footloose: The VH1 Special, TomKat humped air like no one’s Risky Business. The DJ at David Beckham and Posh Spice’s “Welcome to America” party actually put on the theme from Risky Business and Sweaty Space Visitor Tom Cruise just went nuts, errrrr, we mean more nuts, excessively sweating like a sloth in a sauna and grinding more than two coked up bonobos (wow, now that would be a sight).

TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

As reported by US Magazine:

Bump  and Grind! Break dancing! Butt-slapping! Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their pals had few inhibitions at the July 22 “Welcome to America” party the couple threw for Victoria and David Beckham in L.A.

As guests like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Eva Longoria and Brooke Shields mingled, Jim Carrey pretended to spank girlfriend Jenny McCarthy as they boogie down and Will Smith rapped and did splits on the dance floor.

Yeah, the Beckhams entered America with an allstar sweaty freakout, taking excessively perspiring Tom Cruise away from his trouble with the Germans. Get some treatment Tom, at least for your explosive sweating, think of the children sweaty Tom.

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