Jamie Dornan Excessive Sweating Fashion Branding

We’ve never heard of this Jamie Dornan guy, but he keeps good company (sweaty Eva Mendes).  So he’s alright with us.

We Would Love Sweaty Eva Mendes On Our Backs

We love this kind of branding naturally…  Not as interesting as de-branding (giving trashy celebrities your competitor’s products), but for us, this is public sweating done right.

Why are male models always so random?  Like, they’re so replaceable and interchangeable without breaking a sweat…

Hope you all had a wonderful, sweaty summer!

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Megan Fox Sweaty Boobs Can't Save Her Career

You might be reading and hearing her Hollywood diarrhea mouth spouting all kinds meaningless actress interview dribble, such as:

“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Megan Fox: More Sweaty Boob Modeling

That some major high school trash talk right there.  The Hitler comparison, really?  Really?

Megan Fox: 3rd Picture in Her Sweaty Boobs Series

Sweaty Megan Fox, it was nice seeing you on the big screen, good luck with the career now that you’ve made it very public that you’re both hard to work with and a train wreck off set.  What a wonderful combination for a long career in Hollywood (sarcasm).

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Megan Fox is a Sweaty Cherry

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A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar

Sweating done right?  We think so.

Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier

Sweaty Reese Witherspoon in these so-called postmodern times has joined the club of celebrities with wares to hawk. In this case, she’s joined the stinking club, celebrities with signature fragrances.  Reese Witherspoon has teamed up with Avon to create a new perfume called “In Bloom.”  Does it smell like Reese Witherspoon movie sweat?  Time will tell…  What does Reese say?

“It was a unique experience for me because I had no idea what goes into making perfumes. I thought you just pick a fragrance and it’s easy. But there were all these different levels of creating a scent that were new to me, but really fun and exciting.”

Faces of Sweat, the Unrated Edition

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Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!

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Christian Bale Face Sweating PR

In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he just excels like no other actor (even in the lame Terminator Salvation).

We break a excessive sweat every time we think of Christian Bale as the perfect American Psycho.

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Breathtaking, no?  Here’s the American Psycho trailer.  The Beach Boys song is oh so appropriate!

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Christian Bale Stud Sweating

American Psycho is about a certain class of individual, the Wall Street brat, that was indestructible  in the early eighties.  It could really be about the same people now, the useless Ivy League playboys that have ruined the economy and the country.  You can substitute a sweaty murderous psychopath with an economically disastrous sociopath, and it’s not a stretch, and you won’t get stretch marks doing so.

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Excessive Sweating Sexy

More huge sexy excessive sweating pics of super models after the link…
Yeah, so if you’re at work, the following black and white sweaty art is not so safe to look at…Unless, of course you’re at home and your girlfriend, or wife isn’t around.

Inspirational sweating, no?  You’re welcome.

The sexy Pirelli Calendar has become an annual publication that started way back 1964.  It’s a trade calendar published by the Pirelli company’s UK subsidiary.

It has very limited availability because it is not sold and is only given as a corporate gift to a restricted number of important Pirelli customers and celebrity VIPs.  We love sexy tasteful…  We love more, sexy sweaty tasteful.  How do you say in your country?

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Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat

Ryan Gosling has no formal training in acting and is purely a natural, sweating talent.  You can see some of this talent in one of his more interesting and special performances in the very weird but entertaining movie, Lars and the Real Girl.

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It’s really a fun movie, maybe not for the whole family, not unless you want to sweat through awkward moments with the parental units…

Below is a little Ryan Gosling back sweating for your sweating enjoyment…

Ryan Gosling Excessive Back Sweating

If you’re interested in the whole Real Girls or Real Dolls element of Ryan Gosling’s movie, then check out the beginning of a short documentary on these very real dolls and the people who buy them and, well, date them…  There’s five parts, this is just the first part, we recommend that you watch the whole thing, it’s, well, eye-opening to say the least and will probably get you very sweaty in a sad, weird way.

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We know, you just took a trip to weird city and need to wash your face now…  Go take a walk and think happy thoughts…  Happy thoughts.

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Adriana Lima Sweating Her Sex Appeal

She’s got the face for the times…  And, well, much, much more…

No Sweat Adriana Lima, Not So Subtle Beauty

 

Sweat inducing Adriana Lima speaks three languages, her native Portuguese, English, French, and a bit of Italian. Too hot for words, Lima was a late bloomer as she was shy around boys when she was younger, not kissing until she was 17 years old.  The lucky boy who kissed her went directly to her mother to ask if he could marry her, and well, we know how that turned out…

Adriana Lima is also a devout Catholic  who attends church every Sunday, oh the irony is killing us spiritually.  Yes, she’s naked basically all the time but is a Bible thumper.  It makes us want to do an “Elliott Smith.”

In April 2006, she told GQ magazine that she was a virgin. “Sex is for after marriage,” she was quoted saying… “They [men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”[27] When she was younger, she studied to become a nun and often takes a Bible back behind the runway to read.  Obviously, we think it’d be hotter if she was reading Neitsche or Proust, but nobody’s perfect.

Adriana Lima in No Sweat Weird GQ Spread

Holy sweating Adriana Lima has been tied to musician/singer Lenny Kravitz, Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein, and Denny of Timbalada.  In February, she married Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić. The celebrity couple wed in a private civil ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on Valentines Day.

Later in June, the couple plan on having two more weddings, one in both of their home towns…  We’re evil, be we kind of hope it’s a short marriage.  Oh come on, oh fine!  We wish them the best…  Ugh.

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Yes, catch your breath…  Wipe the sweat away.  We had to wipe a lot of things after watching that clip.  A lot of things that were sweaty!  Don’t be gross.

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Victoria's Excessive Sweating Armpits: Miranda Kerr Sweats In The Grove

Victoria’s Secret at The Grove showed off some armpit sweating with perspiring Miranda Kerr on Tuesday, March 10th. The sweaty Victoria’s Secret launch event in Los Angeles was dedicated to no stranger to sweating, Pink’s cosmetics line. Ah, celebrities and their products… Can’t they just entertain?

Miranda Kerr Showing Some Leaky Sweaty Armpits

So sweaty but so impossibly cute…

Miranda Kerr No Sweat but Much Rear

Sweaty armpits Miranda May Kerr was born on the 20 th of April in 1983 and is an Australian model best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. Miranda Kerr was the first Australian addition to the Victoria’s Secret lineup, and was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans and now David Jones Limited.

Miranda Kerr introduced herself to the fashion industry in her mid-teens after winning a 1997 Australian nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly magazine and Impulse fragrances.

Celebrity Sweating just loves sweaty Miranda Kerr’s superhot-girl-next-door with amazing dimples look. It simply screams playful and charming all at once.

According to a Victoria’s Secret profile on Kerr, posted on the CBS YouTube page, Kerr’s described her take on life as “enjoying wherever it is [I am] and trying to be in the moment as much as possible”. Yeah, we know, we’re totally inspired as we get all of our life advice from supermodels, seriously, we do. And we’re not alone, as of 2007, Kerr was writing an inspirational self-esteem self-help book called Treasure Yourself aimed at the female teenage demographic (the most critical and difficult to market to, sarcasm…). Kerr says, “Basically, it’s a whole lot of information that I’ve found, that has helped me. If I can help one girl by doing this then I’ve completed my purpose.” Amen dimpled sweaty sister, amen.

In late 2007, Miranda Kerr began dating actor Orlando Bloom, but everyone knows that Orlando Bloom is more gay than his name implies… We hope to see more excessive sweating from Miss Kerr in the future, we’ll certainly be on the lookout.

Cute as Can Be Miranda Kerr Hiding the Sweating Armpits at The Grove

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Halle Berry Sweating Armpits Say Hello

Excessive sweating of the armpits… No one’s perfect, Halle Berry you’re pretty darn close girlfriend.

The Dry No Sweating Halle Berry Can Tie Us Up Any Time

Sweaty Halle Maria Berry of course was a former fashion model, and beauty queen (runner-up for Miss USA in 1986 and winning the Miss USA World 1986 title). She isn’t just a sweating beauty however, as Halle Berry has received Emmy, Golden Globe awards, and an Academy Award for Best Actress in 2001 for Monster’s Ball.

Cover Girl Halle Berry Sexy with Sweating or Without

Winning the Oscar, makes her the only woman of African-American descent to have won Best Actress.

Having won the oscar and at 42 years old, she is one of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood and is also a Revlon spokeswoman. Worth every penny, obviously.

Halle Berry’s breakthrough movie role was in the 1991 Jungle Fever (it gave us sweaty fever). This led to roles in The Flintstones (1994), Bulworth (1998), all of the X-Men movies, and as Bond Girl Jinx in Die Another Day (2002). She also won a worst actress Razzie Award in 2005 for Catwoman and even went to the ceremony to accept the award herself, we’re in sweaty love…

Halle Berry was given a star on April 3, 2007, on the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of the Kodak Theatre at 6801 Hollywood Boulevard for her work in the film biz.

She is also an avid supporter and volunteer for Barack Obama (who isn’t?), spending a lot of 2008 campaigning and working for the now president of the United States.

Halle Berry has just recently had her first child, a baby girl named Nahla Ariela Aubry, who was born on March 16, 2008. We think she’ll make a great mom, with or without antiperspirant.

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Sweaty Halle Berry is a Type 1 Confused Perspiring Pregnant Lady

Catwoman has Enough Sweat for Nine Armpits, Halle Berry Sweats Harvard

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Marisa Miller Sexy Fake Excessive Sweating

Sweat-loving Marisa Miller scouted at the ripe age of 16 strolling a San Francisco café by two Italian modeling agents (where do we sign up for such jobs?). She discussed it with her mom, Krista Bertetta, and was on her way to Italy, with her mother some weeks later.

Sexy sweating Marisa Miller soon gained modeling fame when she appeared in the 1997 issue of Perfect 10. Marisa came in third behind Ashley Degenford and Monica Hansen in Perfect 10 magazine’s first annual model search and then was repeatedly showcased in following issues, including the covers of the Winter 1998, Aug/Sept 1999, and Fall 2004 editions.

From some fantastic luck, sweaty Marisa Miller went from a start as an amateur magazine model to high profile mainstream work after an acquaintance showed a picture of her to famed fashion photographer Mario Testino in 2001. Mario Testino then wanted to meet Miller.  Marisa Miller was running a surf school at the time, and invited the famous photographer to Manhattan Beach, California, where she surfed.  We’re in love.  A total Califronia girl who loves getting sweaty and teaches surfing.  She’s our  sweating cloning candidate number one!

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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

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May-Treanor and Walsh Share a Sweaty and Golden Moment at the Beijing Olympics

Excessive Sweating Beach Brazilian Volleyball, Simply Wonderful

After hearing of said Olympic sweating orgy, a light bulb went off in our sweat-centered heads… Duh! Of course Olympians are having glorious and sweaty, aesthetically-friendly, youthful sex! It makes total sense brah. Think about it, toned, overly-worked-out, young athletes from all over the world, meeting each other and… and.. Talking politics? Playing chess? No! Having international wondrous, fantastic and extra sweaty champion sex! And SO much sex!

We know what you’re thinking, that we’re making this all up, shame on you. Celebrity Sweating would never let our readers down with fake sensationalist sweaty drivel, all of our sensationalist drivel is based on some sort of sweaty reality or other…

You see, we are indeed vindicated in this particular case, as we have backup, someone else has the same sinful and sweaty story as us with sweat-inducing delicious details… Read on dear Celebrity Sweating reader, read on.

Matthew Syed from the Times Online, has this to say about the sex, sweat and hormones petry dish that is the Olympic Village:

I am often asked if the Olympic village – the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world’s top athletes for the duration of the Games – is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.

Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses – there to assist the athletes – in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes – literally thousands of them – strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out – in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?

But Matthew Syed goes on to say it wasn’t just the dudes who were all sweaty and horny, but also the the extra fit, perspiring and toned ladies…

It was not just the guys. The women, too, seemed in thrall to their hormones, throwing around daring glances and dynamite smiles like confetti. No meal or coffee break was complete without a breathless conversation with a lithe long jumper from Cuba or an Amazonian badminton player from Sweden, the mutual longing so evident it was almost comical. It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers. There may have been a fair amount of gay sex going on, too – but given the notorious homophobia in sport it was rather more covert.

The article really nails all the sweaty sex details down and continues to say that it’s not just the Olympics at Barcelona that was practically an orgy, but every sweaty Olympics he’s competed in or heard about from other athletes… And what’s particularly interesting is while sweaty guys who score gold may be even more attractive to the ladies, ladies who score gold aren’t necessarily more attractive to male Olympians (this fact reflects society’s values as a whole). There are many other interesting facts in the article (the whole sex and the traveling salesman thing is explained) and we definitely recommend you read the whole thing…

Yao Ming and Lauren Jackson No Sweat Sincere Hug

To close out, pictures of two sweaty basketball Giants hugging twice, very sincerely…

Yao Ming and Sexy Lauren Jackson No Sweat Closing Ceremony Hug Hug Number Two

We don’t know why Yao Ming and Lauren Jackson hugging is so incredibly cute? It’s ridiculous… Makes us sweat.

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Perfect Barbie Marrissa Miller Sweats Victoria's Pits

There’s so much pressure on those armpits from the center, of course they’re bursting with extra sweating!

Marisa Miller Excessive Sweating at the Beach

Can you believe that you’re looking at a thirty year old sweaty woman? Yeah, life isn’t fair. Life is harsh and unremitting in it’s brutality and then you get old and wish there was more life left… But there are wondrous things such as Marissa Miller who’s appeared on every issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues for the last six years. Perspiration pits Barbie has also recently topped Maxim’s list of world’s sexiest women, beating Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and other celebrity babes…

Sweaty Marisa Miller is joining Victoria’s Secret’s all-star team as its latest fully accessorized and talented beauty. Fellow team members include sweat inducing Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Karolina Kurkova among many other too hot for porn sweaty beauties…

This perfume thing is perspiration pits Marisa Miller’s first adventure with Victoria’s Secret as Very Sexy Dare will be on sale at Victoria’s Secret flagship store in New York in September of this year… We wonder if it smells like Barbie plastic and sweat? We kind of hope that it smell like Marissa Miller sweating after a long bikini jog on the beach… Bloggers can dream, right?

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Sweating Lauren Jackson at Her Day Job and on the Topless Beach

So much woman, so little time in life, makes us sweaty all over in a biblical sort of way. Continue reading for some nude but not so sweaty pics…

Lauren Jackson and Yao Ming Sweaty Together

It takes one of China’s largest men to make Lauren Jackson look up to someone. And we here at Celebrity Sweating definitely look up to her, in total sweaty awe (we didn’t know they came in this size!).

Sports sweating Lauren Jackson is the center fro the Australian National team at the recently past and now historic Beijing Olympics. The Australian team is also known as The Opals, while her pro-team where she plays center is the WNBA Seattle Storm.  The infinitely leggy blonde has appeared in Sports Illustrated many sweaty times and obviously has posed naked, as shown above…

Lauren Jackson also looks amazing in a wonderfully tight one piece Australian basketball outfit exquisitely. Ming, who stands seven feet 6 inches tall, overcame a foot injury that kept him out the end of the NBA season to play for his Chinese national team in the recent Olympics.  Yao Ming’s team didn’t medal in China’s Olympics, but we have a feeling he scored some sweaty after-hours baskets with miss Blonde Forever Legs…

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Sweaty, Super Gay French Rugby Ad Mass Make-Out Close-Up

A that’s a lot of muscles to love, or a lot of sweaty love muscles. The homoerotic ads are launched by France’s Board of Tourism to supposedly lure the British across the channel to the Rugby World Cup.

The supposedly humorous, dirty and really sweaty ads also feature prominent rugby players completely naked and super sweaty in the locker room with only a small towel to cover the their plumbing. Playgirl has nothing on these perspiration drenched locker room glamour shots…

Advertising strategy can be really bizarre. The bet is that it’s not going to alienate the core audience while expanding the overall audience? Well, we hope it’s a positive sign of the general public’s acceptance of homosexuality… Gay rugby, what’s next? Gay professional wrestling, oh wait, it’s already gay.

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Yes, we know, obviously anyone would sweat buckets if they’re playing professional tennis or any tennis for that matter, and you’re probably thinking that documenting sexy sweaty tennis stars is like shooting fish in a bucket for us at Celebrity Sweating.  Well, we like shooting, fish and buckets, so we’re okay with that, so let us continue…Sweaty Maria Kirilenko continues the tragic stereotype of the hot, sweaty, russian tennis star, please, have pity on her.  All sarcasm aside, Maria Kirilenko is best friends with the other sweaty Maria, Maria Sharapova.  Get those  sweaty threesome images out of your head, you’re filthy, and also quite normal (that’s the first thing we thought of as well).  Too bad there aren’t any threesomes in tennis.  Sigh*

Sweaty Maria Kirilenko, while not as successful as early on in her career as Maria Sharapova was, has some fierce potential as she has been upsetting some world-class tennis pros in the last few years in various matches.  And well, she looks great on the court, what more could you want in tennis?  We’re going to likey long time this somewhat new star on the women’s pro tennis horizon…

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Super Yummers! Super sweaty yummers! We love Hayden Panettiere, what’s not to like? She’s a friend of the dolphins:

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Oh sweaty Hayden, what are you looking for? We love you for so many reasons. The cherub face. The idealism…

And the fact that she totally kills herself in every other episode of Heroes, which is a commendable trait for any human being. Of course were talking in a metaphorical sense, like self-deprecation. We wouldn’t ever glamorize suicide, unless it was of course certain individuals in government…

Here’s more Hayden, but in these shots she’s not spelunking for sweat:

Yeah, we’re all in love…

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Ché Magazine, unlike it’s namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men’s magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who’s complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not.

Check out the larger version of sweaty the see-through deliciousness that is a, that is, if you choose to break a sexy sweat:

For less sweaty but almost as fantastic advertisements, check out more scandalous but charming Ché Magazine ads below:

Looks like Ché Magazine has a bit of an ass fixation? But don’t we all…

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It’s got to be the angle of the shot, with an intoxicating mixture of confusion, sweat and beauty. Well, we can go on forever.

The consistently perspiring ex-wife of Scientology, the former Mrs. Cruise, is still getting work, and we’re kind of glad. Except for that whole freaky Scientology thing (Scientology makes us sweat, like really sweat) we like her… Nicole is a solid actress and has picked many an interesting role in her time. We loved her in Moulin Rouge! and even liked sweaty Kidman in the Oprah-ish confusing but moving, The Hours.

Here are some of our favorite no sweating Nicole Kidman pics, enjoy:

We broke a sweat with the above, did you?

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Sweaty in red, Helena, was in one of the sexiest videos of all time, Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game. The somewhat PG-13 video shows a lot of flesh, and leads you to think that there’s some nudity, actually makes you think that there’s some sweaty nudity, but alas, the video was made for general audiences. The mainstream, once again, just ruining it for everyone else.

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Okay, take some deep breaths, wipe the sweat off, now take a look at these sweaty and wet Helena Christensen photos.  Wet and sweaty never looked so good… Helena Christensen isn’t keeping Victoria’s Secret very well, looks like the sweaty secret’s out.

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Feel like some lubed and sweaty soccer with eleven clones anyone? Everyone at the office sure does (yeah, there’s no such thing as NSFW – Not Safe For Work for the internet-illiterate, here at Celebrity Sweating headquarters international). The original, larger version of the above image for all of you with healthy hearts and well, questionable sweaty intentions is straight below…

This is all so very gratuitous and verging on sleazy internet porn, but it is Christmas, and it’s upscale sweating porn and we feel like giving. Celebrity Sweating just wants to get into the holiday spirit, and sweaty soccer babe-clones is right up our alley and into your field of dreams.

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And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this thumb:

And, now, back to the crackhead present. Time travelling is really rough, just ask Britney or rather “Unfitney” as the press and the internet (bloggers) likes to call her. Sweating is just not as hot when you’re an overweight crackhead mother of two and this is just plainly the certifiable truth. Time unveils many truths.

Y’all, trash is what trash does. Sweaty crackhead Britney, we always knew you were trash, we were just waiting for the certifiable truth. America cares more about blonde hair and fake virgins than it does about substance and talent and when that fact comes to the surface to confront us, we celebrate tearing apart what we’ve created. And what we’ve created is a monster.

The sweaty crackhead reality always wins and time always tells.

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