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Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Halle Berry is a Type 1 Confused Perspiring Pregnant Lady

Sweaty and non-sweaty celebrities seem to have an endless supply of stupid quotes. If we could only harness this misguided and misplaced energy for good, we could do something like save dolphins! Excessively sweaty Halle Berry seems to be suffering from some sort of pregnancy madness as the often perspiring actress has been quoted saying [...]
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
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Excessively Sweaty Ashanti Wallpaper to Rule Them All

Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one of the [...]
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Extremely Sweaty Kelly Monaco, One More Time, Just Because We Can

So we were going through our sweaty files, and found more visual heartburn in perspiring, lubed Kelly Monaco. We have no idea why we didn’t post this amazing image the first time around, maybe we were afraid… We can barely write with this excessive sweating image of perfection defiantly staring at us. It’s just impossible [...]
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Truly Excessively Sweaty Pics of Dancing Playmate Kelly Monaco

Sweaty Kelly Monaco is a little miss April that could. Playmates seem to generally fizzle out, however Miss Monaco has had some real staying power. Not only can she flutter across our eyelids, but she can also dance like she’s got a score to settle with Jon the Baptist. Blessed with a figure that could [...]
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Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire. A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them [...]
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Celebrity Sweating Cure for Male Pattern Loneliness?

We really wish we had thought of this perspiration video and the excessive sweating product. Bottling celebrity sweat is just something weird. However, the internets was made for this stuff. In the world of sweaty possibilities, all sweaty possibilities exist. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat

Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil. [...]
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Sweaty, Dirty Megan Fox and Computer Generated Transforming Robots Equals Box Office Gold

We knew that excessively sweating actress plus giant transforming computer generated warring robots is a winning box office formula, but we didn’t know Michael Bay and Stephen Spielberg knew. Transformers and their sexy sweating cast hauled in a $152 million domestic box office, which makes the cartoon based movie, the king so far of the [...]
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The Horror, Jessica Biel Sweats Exessively on Screen

Not unaccustomed to the wet-look, Jessica Biel loves to look sweaty and frankly, we like it when she looks extra-lubed, especially in her own sweat and juices. Whether being chased by a chainsaw or being photographed for a magazine spread, Jessica Biel likes the look of having a sweating problem. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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Elisha Cuthbert, Captivating Buttered Up with Extra Sweat

Sweating like she’s got a killer problem, Elisha Cuthbert likes to perspire on camera. Horror teen star can’t get a major hit, but she’s got no problem sweating it out on film. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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The Sexy, Sweat-Stained Pole Vault Star; Allison Stokke, Her Immoral Daddy Lawyer and The Evil Internet Tubes

Oh, the internets they are a something, especially when it comes to sweat-inducing irony of the sordid kind. Meet ever perspiring Allison Stokke, she’s a sweaty upper middle class kid from Orange County, California. There’s a farce of TV show about where’s she’s from, what was the name of it again? Allison Stokke is quite [...]
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Anne Hathaway Adds Excessive Perspiration to Her New Sexy Image

Anne Hathaway may not wear Prada, but certainly she should wear antiperspirant for her underarm excessive sweating. That kind of over sweating could drive a boyfriend away into the arms of another man, well, in her case, probably not (being impossibly cute does have its benefits). However, Anne Hathaway’s new sexy, sweaty image as evidenced [...]
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Catwoman has Enough Sweat for Nine Armpits, Halle Berry Sweats Harvard

Halle Berry in a sequel to her bomb, Catwoman, has come up with Sweaty Pussy: Catwoman’s Revenge. We think it’s gonna be a big perspiring hit, it makes us sweat excessively just thinking about it. While accepting her award as Harvard’s Hasty Pudding WOMAN OF THE YEAR, Halle Berry got a little freaky on stage [...]
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Ashlee Simpson, Part 2: Lip-Synching Sweat with Monstrous Tongue

Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is: Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live [...]
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Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?

US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in concert, we [...]
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