Amy Winehouse No Sweat but Alien Armpits

What is that thing?  Is it sentient?

Is it a drug stash?  Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, is just great celebrity fodder.  Check out this clip of her pulling something from her hair and snorting that “something.”

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Keep on reading for some uncivil Blake Fielder-Civil excessively sweaty making out…

Amy Winehouse Turned On by Sweaty Armpits

Blake Fielder-Civil sweaty armpits aren’t so civil…

Hey brah,  just making out with my popped collar pink shirt, so cool  with that sweat stain yo.

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J-Lo and Sweaty Marc Anthony Who's Big in South America

Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity.  Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number?  We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits…  Serious.

Marc Anthony, antiperspirant much?  Ever?

Someone call Sean Hannity, we’d love to waterboard him for charity using Marc Anthony’s excessive sweating armpits, it’ll be a  huge reality TV hit!  At least in Japan.  Well, at least torture lackey John Yoo would love it!

Well, anyways, Marc Anthony just loves the “I just survived the Amazon in my cheap shirt or suit” look.  What are you gonna do?  Crime against humanity?  Maybe.  Crime against Jennifer Lopez?  Yes.  Definitely.

More excessive sweating Latino Steve Buscemi below:

Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat!

Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?

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Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits

Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.

We all died a little just right there…  Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!

How does perspiration stained Tom Cruise act so real day in and day out?  It’s just one of those phenomena like Korean Christians or people who thought the plot for Avatar was amazing.

Forbes magazine back in June of 2006 published ‘The Celebrity 100,” listing the most powerful celebrities.  Sweaty Tom Cruise was first in star power of course…  But then like some VH1 fallen celebrity documentary, sweaty armpits Tom Cruise’s crazy dam broke.

August 2006, “a USA Today/Gallup poll in which half of those surveyed registered an “unfavorable” opinion of the actor” and his “unacceptable behavior”  both became reasons for totally authentic Tom Cruise to be dropped from Paramount’s production contract with totally heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Marketing Evaluations, yeah, we’ve never heard of them either, reported that Cruise’s Q score (a measure of popularity for famous people), had fallen 40 percent.  Additionally, too-little-antiperspirant Tom Cruise is the celebrity people would least like as their best friend (duh).

More sweaty Tom Cruise craziness below (totally needs a suppressive person to handle him):

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