J-Lo and Sweaty Marc Anthony Who's Big in South America

Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity.  Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number?  We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits…  Serious.

Marc Anthony, antiperspirant much?  Ever?

Someone call Sean Hannity, we’d love to waterboard him for charity using Marc Anthony’s excessive sweating armpits, it’ll be a  huge reality TV hit!  At least in Japan.  Well, at least torture lackey John Yoo would love it!

Well, anyways, Marc Anthony just loves the “I just survived the Amazon in my cheap shirt or suit” look.  What are you gonna do?  Crime against humanity?  Maybe.  Crime against Jennifer Lopez?  Yes.  Definitely.

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Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating But Looking Cute

Not OCD about the excessive sweating…

Cameron Diaz Excessive Sweating All Over Hollywood

With all of the sweating and not necessarily in the limelight too much, sweaty Cameron Diaz still manages to really rake in the Hollywood money.

This past August, Forbes Magazine ranked sweaty Cameron Michelle Diaz as the highest paid actress in Hollywood. We don’t know how it’s possible… Hollywood is a crazy place where even when your star fades, you make loony tunes bank!

The sweaty OCD actress reportedly earned $50 million in the period of a year ending June, 2008, for her roles in What Happens in Vegas and in the third installment of Shrek. Not too bad for an armpit faucet who habitually rubs doorknobs so hard and so often before opening to clean them, that the paint fades from the doorknobs. Wacky!

Cameron Diaz Sweating Through Her Stardom

Cameron Diaz the sweat fairy of Hollywood, leaving clean doorknobs and sweat stains every where she goes, collecting major cash along the way… It’s some kind of sweaty fairy tale.

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Juliette Lewis Too Classy for Antiperspirant

Juliette Lewis sweaty pits, is sort of known for her weird personality (no, not the Scientology), and of course, her sweaty very public armpits. She was opposite of Brad Pitt in Kalifornia, and, which perhaps led her to be cast in a similar role as Mallory Knox opposite Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers. She totally kills us with those perspiration pits.

Juliette Lewis is a Red Sweaty Pimple About to Explode

Brad Pitt, you’ve gone so far from the above…

In 1995 Miss Juliette Lewis starred in Kathryn Bigelow’s Strange Days, which was a bit of a flop, along with Y2K (remember, the world didn’t end, you just had to reset your blinking VCR?). The sweaty has-been sings PJ Harvey’s “Hardly Wait” from the eponymous album, and it wasn’t so bad, predicting her future pseudo music career, as evidenced in the above photo taken form a

Juliette Lewis Excessive Sweating Green Armpits

Who wants to be leaky all the time? Control those fluids with some antiperspirant fancy red carpets…

More sweaty Juliette Lewis action:

Cape Sweat, Juliette Lewis Fades Clumsily, Perspiring Into Obscurity

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Nicole Kidman Pregnant Sweating

Nicole Kidman can sweat all she wants, because she’s rich bitch! Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, parents of a brand new baby girl, are also the 8th highest earning celebrity couple $25 million.

Check out the trailer for Australia, totally epic brah, we’re sweaty with anticipation.

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We love the cheesy epic movies, and with Baz Luhrmann, you really can’t go wrong…

Pink, pregnant and wet, sweaty Nicole Kidman smiles for the world…

Nicole Kidman Pregnant Pink Sweating

Sweaty Nicole Mary Kidman, was born on June 20th, 1967, making her all of 41 years old (looking good for 41, no?). Perspiration pits Nicole is of course, an Academy Award-winning actress as she takes her career very seriously (well, except for that whole marrying Tom Cruise thing).

In a lot of ways, sweaty pits Nicole Kidman was the first Angelina Jolie, as Nicole is a UN Citizen of the World, an award winning humanitarian and a UNIFEM and UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador. In 2006, Kidman was made a Companion of the Order of Australia, Australia’s highest civilian honour. In 2006, she was also the highest-paid actress in the motion picture industry. Not a bad resumé in any respect… And she disses Scientology, which is applaudable in of itself.

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Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as after 2009, the Australian chameleon will no longer be representing the iconic fragrance Chanel No. 5. Did she lose her face? No, she still gives good face. Is it all of the Kidman public excessive perspiration? Maybe.

Is it her marriage to Keith Urban? Most definitely. Country Music and high fashion mix as well as a turd in a punch bowl at prom.

If anyone can explain Keith Urban’s appeal, please do, because we only see the most pretentious of douche bags, but hey, we think country music ended with Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. But maybe we’re just sweaty fools who just don’t understand this new fangled country music…

However, ons last thought, if she could reproduce with Keith Urban, why adopt with Tom Cruise? (Probably because she actually thought he loony tunes 24/7?)

Enjoy more Kidman sweating:

Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

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It’s got to be the angle of the shot, with an intoxicating mixture of confusion, sweat and beauty. Well, we can go on forever.

The consistently perspiring ex-wife of Scientology, the former Mrs. Cruise, is still getting work, and we’re kind of glad. Except for that whole freaky Scientology thing (Scientology makes us sweat, like really sweat) we like her… Nicole is a solid actress and has picked many an interesting role in her time. We loved her in Moulin Rouge! and even liked sweaty Kidman in the Oprah-ish confusing but moving, The Hours.

Here are some of our favorite no sweating Nicole Kidman pics, enjoy:

We broke a sweat with the above, did you?

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Miss England 2004, Danielle Lloyd, was of course stripped of her title (no pun intended) when it was found that she had improper sweaty relations with one of the pageant’s judges and for posing for Playboy.

Sleeping with pageant judges, what a clever, sneaky girl… Who says models aren’t smart? Well, this sweaty Barbie thought that Winston Churchill was America’s first black president. At least she’s progressive. Well, maybe not… After making what most consider racist comments on Britian’s version of Celebrity Big Brother she lost six figure contracts and her pageant judge boyfriend, Teddy Sheringham.

Danielle’s sweating problem was reportedly so bad that she decided to have a bit of the Botox injected into her armpits to cure her possible hyperhidrosis. Botox injections disable the sweat glands but often times lead to more sweating in other areas of the body.

Danielle said: “I had Botox in my armpits to stop me sweating. When I’m going out and I’ve got a nice dress on, I don’t want to be waving to people with a big sweat patch under my arm and get snapped by the paparazzi.

“Sometimes I wonder about the health effects of having Botox injected there but I don’t sweat so I don’t really care to be honest!”

We’re in sweaty love.

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Panic at the Disco’s perspiration filled press conference was to announce that they, oh my god Becky, are headlining the Honda Civic Tour. Could you imagine David Bowie headlining the Ford Pinto Tour in the late 70′s? I mean what kind of sweaty douchebags sign on for the Honda Civic Tour? The kind that know that they suck and want to cash out as quickly as possible. There’s like a ton of different ways to make money in the music game, if a sponsor isn’t right for your image, well, there are other sponsors… These guys might as well whore themselves on Sunset Boulevard because you can’t really sellout any less transparently. Oh yeah, did we say that they’re sweaty douchebags?

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We think history will be kinder to excessive sweating Little Richard than quite possibly the worst vice president in history. Sweaty Little Richard, we love you and your music and this Rock’n'Roll thing that you helped start, god bless your heart. However, use a little antiperspirant for your hyperhidrosis or excessive perspiration the next time you hang out and jam with Stevie Wonder, Stevie’s blind but we’re pretty sure he can smell…

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Bono Sweating Pink Like Ed Hardy Douche Bag

Traveling charity peacock, sweaty Bono has yet to give any of his own considerable fortune for any particular cause. The perspiring U2 frontman would rather throw other people’s money at the world’s problems, which really seems to be working (insert sarcasm here). The world’s wealth inequality has more to do with the systematic raping and pillaging of the third world by multi-national corporations then anything else and financial aid is just a miniscule band-aid for the massive hemorrhaging the second and third world goes through daily. Bono, at least you made us be like all political and sweaty, now we’re going to go cry in our stretch limos like the limousine liberals that we are, oh wait, that’s you, not us Bono… Sweaty Bono could not be reached for comment.

Thank god for South Park.  Bono, if you looked like hypocrisy, you’d be a mile long piece of stretch marked skin.

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Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life…

Oh Cameron, in the old days that joker grin and those Picasso eyes were such cute oddities, we didn’t even care about all of the sweating and the amount of makeup it took for you to look really good, because well, you looked really frick’n good. Exhibit C, below proves just how gloriously foxy you were:

Now you’re known more for which stud you’re dating, how sweaty you can get, and how unattractive you are in person, than the movies you’re in… As the Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past you try to be controversial so your people will watch your movies, you talk about sweaty sex and you date contemporary celebrities, but it’s all for naught, you dear, are expired, someone really should take you off the shelf. But alas, to remember the good ol’days, we’ve included some non-sweaty, trail-blazingly hot pics of you, in all of your celebrity heyday, the post-softcore porn years…

Yeah, we’re all sweaty too. Cold shower anyone?

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It must of been one wild and crazy time in the Hamptons, oh boy. TMZ said this about the dial and abuse excessively sweaty father:

TMZ cameras were at a Billy Joel concert on Saturday, where Baldwin left the venue dripping — in what appears to be sweat. Baldwin even had to pick up a nice dry t-shirt on the way out the door, proudly showing it off to our photog.

We like the guy. Goes out by himself, doesn’t care if he’s dripping in perspiration, just parties like it doesn’t matter. To see the video of the angry sweaty father, click here…

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Jumping on couches, arranging fake marriages and magically spawning children really isn’t what it used to be. We think Tom Cruise is unraveling, and he’s showing it by sweating excessively, especially under his sweaty alien armpits. Tom Cruise needs to go back to the Scientology home world to recharge his batteries and shake off the rejection by the “sour krauts.”

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It’s really been a slippery, sweaty, downhill slide for Miss Beyonce Knowles ever since her peak with the role in Austin Powers. Perez Hilton has been systematically detailing the wardrobe copying, the music video concept stealing and the constant showing off of her over use of antiperspirant with her white armpits.

Here are some more puke-tastic pics of perverse Beyonce over perspiration, ah, we go too far, too far!

We just had an Exorcist moment at the office, and it’s not pretty. Beyonce, please get some hard-core antiperspirant for your J-Lo-Lo or V-Jay-Jay and put that sweating problem, that sweaty genie back in the bottle…

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No amount of running on the beach with your sweaty hairy pecs bouncing in the wind is going to make up for this kind behavior David. Your daughter is more mature then you. We understand SHE never had such a tight relationship with a car, but get some therapy man. Kitt’s not coming back. Knight Rider is over dude.

In the above photo, David thinks he’s spotted a flying Kitt. Kitt never flew Hasselhoff. Wake up! Kitt was just a more evolved General Lee without all the Red State whitewashing. You’re dreaming man, Kitt’s gone and stop the all-pervasive perspiration, it’s really unbecoming. And if Kitt did come back, I don’t think it would approve of all the drunken nights of eating on the floor and being scolded by your young daughter to stop drinking.

One man can make a difference without a talking car, find some sweating-problem-stopping deodorant and please drink in moderation (away from your impressionable daughter who has a video camera).

Perez Hilton has his own spin on this, however, with no sweating…

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Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live in the shadow of your bigger sister’s cleavage, thus you moved to the shadow of Emo dead end, Pete Wentz. Ashlee Simpson takes a lick’n, and keeps on sweat’n.

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Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving any of his own money away for anything, needs some serious antiperspirant for all the serious issues he’s working on around the world. You’d think this globe-trotting superstar could send an assistant out to go by some antiperspirant for his excessive sweating. Possibly some “Red” antiperspirant. Now that’s an idea baby, pass on some red sunglasses Bono to Celebrity Sweating…

Africa called, stop using the whole continent as a vehicle for your personal sweaty martyrdom, it’s been done and by the way, there are many countries in Africa and some of them are doing fine Mr. Bono.

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Word of wisdom girlfriend, get some excessive sweating antiperspirant, especially if you’re in contract negotiations. No one likes mystery sweat, no matter what the source, well, some people do but we’re not gonna go there girl… Get your sweaty white anatomy under control! But we’re really not complaining about the sweat, you wear it well.

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Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means you could at least keep your sweating at bay, or hidden at the least…

Britney Spears levee’s have totally busted and we are awash in the sweaty sess pool and the aftermath of a life less thought through but of a life over-pampered and falsely advertised. Oh Britney, you sweaty ex-teen star, you sold and advertised your virginity for Stardom and now that reality has settled in, you’re a hairless, sweaty and needy falling star.

Your infamous former husband Kevin Federline has fallen with more grace and less public sweating then you. You, like New Orleans, were both shiny stars that have become disasters made from false advertising and foolish pretenses. The levees broke and the lies have ultimately turned into tragedies. Now we are drowning in a flood of ‘white trash wins lottery.’

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Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially when dancing like a southern-white-trash-prom-queen that’s imitating a Rastafarian on meth. Far fetched description you say? Check out the evidence below from her infamous Saturday Night Live PR disaster.

A sweaty southern-white-trash-prom-queen that’s imitating a Rastafarian on meth… Convinced yet or have our powers of desciption gone too far? Or perhaps, not far enough?

Sweating Ashlee Simpson is real you all! About as real as all of those energy industry scientists who claim that global warming doesn’t exist.

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Ferga-licious was sweaty-tastic at a recent concert as reported by many sources. Some say it was, gasp, pee. I speculate it’s an accumulation of some really heavy sweating. It’s really hard to dance, sing and rap, especially when some black guy with a mohawk is singing, possibly rapping by your crotch (and no, we have no experience with this, that’s just what we’ve heard).

Fergie’s got some issues, one them might be a sweating problem.

On follow-up, Fergie’s loose fluids weren’t sweat, it was definitely pee. Ew, like double-ew!

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