Category Archives: Stress Sweating

Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat!

NOT!  Marc Anthony, the Latino Steve Buscemi, is so smooth with the hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating).  Just look at that guy…  All he has to do is look good for his meal ticket, Jennifer Lopez and he’s the king of fail in that sweaty department. Is that sweaty armpit global warming or is Marc Anthony a [...]
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure? There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
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Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife

Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear). What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty old dude [...]
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Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John [...]
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Plastic Surgery Victim, Lara Flynn Boyles Sweats The Tonight Show

“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now – nobody would say I was shy.” Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create [...]
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Sweaty Panic in the Armpits

Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and thus [...]
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Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick

Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all. She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. [...]
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Why is This Latino Man Sweating Excessively?

Marc Anthony, who’s J-Lo’s sweaty lover of the moment, just helped add to the list of Jennifer Lopez bombs. El Cantante is the Gigli of summer of 2007. The movie is universally panned, even by the Latino community itself. In an old pic of the married couple, Marc Anthony excessively sweats like he just got [...]
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Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating

The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release [...]
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